Disclaimer: You've heard it all before… I don't own any of the characters. Etc….. Etc…. You get it right? Good.
So...I'm not sure whether Robert Muchamore mentioned any laptops or pc's that the cherubs owned but just imagine if there was…. That basically sums up the story plot.
MSN names:
James: WatchoutLadies!
Lauren:I finger myself to the sound of dinosaurs...
Rat: Ratty
Bruce: TheAssKickingNinja
Kyle: ILoveYouJames
For official purposes this MSN conversation does not exist.
( 8:43 ) WatchoutLadies! Has just signed in:
WatchoutLadies! Says: Nobody here?
WatchoutLadies! Says: No?
WatchoutLadies! Says: Ok then…
( 8:49 ) I finger myself to the sound of dinosaurs... Has just signed in:
I finger myself to the sound of dinosaurs...Says: JAMES! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO MY NAME!
WatchoutLadies! Says: Errr…. Who the hell are you?
I finger myself to the sound of dinosaurs...Says: Stop screwing around James! It's Lauren you dickhead!
WatchoutLadies! Say: Hey calm down alright, btw, I have a few things to say about your MSN names, frankly, I don't approve ok sis?
WatchoutLadies! Says: Firstly, It's gross. Who would do that! Secondly: I knew you liked Jurassic park a little too much, And thirdly: I didn't do anything to your name.
I finger myself to the sound of dinosaurs...Says: Oh! Yer right James! I'm not a friggin idiot! God you're such a fucking child sometimes.
WatchoutLadies! Says: Jesus Lauren, I didn't change your name! Besides if you're that fucking bothered about it, then just change it!
I finger myself to the sound of dinosaurs...Says: You think I haven't tried that already! Whoever changed it has put a password on my settings! And I don't know what the fucking password is!
WatchoutLadies! Says: Well, I think that's obvious.
( 9:05 ) Ratty has just signed in:
Ratty Says: Hey James, uhhhh…. Who's the creepy dinosaur dude?
I finger myself to the sound of dinosaurs... Says: Not right now Rat, just piss off.
Ratty Says: I'm guessing its Lauren then.
WatchoutLadies! Says: Eh? How could you tell?
Ratty Says: She said that exact same thing last night when I tried to… err…. Never mind.
WatchoutLadies! Says: Rat….
Ratty Says: Y…y...yes James?
WatchoutLadies! Says: What were you going to say?
Ratty Says: Nothing mate, I was just going to ….
(9:09) WatchoutLadies! Has just signed out:
Ratty Says: Oh shit, he's coming for me isn't he?
(9:09 ) Ratty has just signed out:
I finger myself to the sound of dinosaurs... Says: Bye then! Fucking pricks….
( 9:11 ) TheAssKickingNinja has just signed in:
I finger myself to the sound of dinosaurs...Says: Hey Bruce, how you doing?
TheAssKickingNinja Says: Jake? Is that you? I knew you were weird….. but I didn't expect you to have a fetish about dinosaur sounds. Creepy dude, creepy…..
I finger myself to the sound of dinosaurs... Says: Jake! HE must have changed my name; of course, this is exactly something he would do! Thanks Bruce
( 9:15 ) I finger myself to the sound of dinosaurs... has just signed out:
TheAssKickingNinja Says: You're…. Err…. Welcome?
( 9:20 ) ILoveYouJames has just signed in:
TheAssKickingNinja Says: James? Is that you? Because, frankly, we're all getting tired of you posing as a girl who's madly in love with you. It's creepy and pervish.
ILoveYouJames Say: No, dickhead, this is Kyle. I just wanted to wind James up a bit.
TheAssKickingNinja Says: Oh right, well if your wanting James, I don't think he's gonna be on tonight.
ILoveYouJames Says: Really? Why not?
TheAssKickingNinja Says: Well, I just saw him chasing Rat down the corridor, and he looked kinda pissed….
ILoveYouJames Say: Man! Looks like my creeping James out will have to wait till tomorrow.
TheAssKickingNinja Says: I don't think he's gonna believe that your in love with him Kyle….
ILoveYouJames Says: No, don't worry. Ever since I told him I was gay, he's been acting weird, I really fucked up his mental state. Poor guy. :) I'm just glad that everyone knows now, it's all out in the open finally, it's nice knowing that….
TheAssKickingNinja Says: YOUR GAY ? WHAT THE FUCK KYLE!
ILoveYouJames Says: … I love you Bruce….
( 9:30 ) TheAssKickingNinja has signed out:
ILoveYouJames Says: Lol. :)
Hope you enjoyed it, I am planning on doing some more, so if you liked it and have some ideas for what could happen next, don't be afraid to review!
Besides, it makes it much more easier for me to correct my mistakes if you tell me what i'm doing wrong. Yes, I'm looking at you!
Thankyou,
The OxygenSniffer