This is the next chapter of the ever-so-popular "Fake It!" I have been trying to update as often as I can, but between school and home life, it's been difficult, but I love all my loyal fans! I will be posting drawings of the Ocs on my deviantART. Now, here's the disclaimer. More is in the rest of the A/N down below...

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Naruto in any way...except for the manga volumes and a couple of tee shirts...

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Team 7, the students at least, were sitting around Tazuna's kitchen table. Kakashi was passed out upstairs in one of the spare rooms. Tsunami, Tazuna's daughter, was washing dishes from dinner. Sasuke was brooding with Sakura looking worried. Kiba was petting Akamaru, who was cowering in his owner's arms. A knock at the door made everyone look up. Tsunami went and opened the door. She gasped slightly, for standing in her doorway was the tallest man the woman had ever seen. His crimson eyes glowed and he smiled at her, his fangs glinting in the light. "Hello, I am Akabane Kitsunaha and my team and I are the backup sent by the Hokage. May we come in?"

Tsunami dumbly nodded and stepped aside. Akabane came in, followed by Team 8. Sasuke narrowed his eyes as Sakura screeched, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Akabane ignored the bubblegum banshee and looked around. "Naruto, Shino. Set up Protection Plan A-56. Make it quick." Naruto and Shino left the room quickly as Akabane looked to Kiba. "Where is Hatake?" Kiba swallowed and answered, "He's upstairs. Unconscious sir." Akabane growled, "Why is he sleep?" Sakura screeched, "Sensei has been injured!"

The large male glowered at the small pre-teen. "Hinata, Kurenai go take care of Hatake. I'll stay here." The two females nodded, heading off to go where the cyclops was. Naruto and Shino came back inside, looking at their Demon sensei. "Protection is complete sir. Any other orders?" Akabane turned back to his two students. "Thank you. Now," the red head demon spoke to Tazuna, "Tazuna-san. Team 8 and myself are here to take over this mission-" "WHAT? Like HELL! This is OUR mission! You can't do that!" yelled out Sakura and Sasuke. Kiba stayed silent. The dog nin could feel how powerful Akabane was and decided to not have the large man's wrath fall upon him.

Akabane growled and in a few quick steps, was standing in front of Sasuke. "I can, little GENIN." He took out a scroll and showed it to the Uchiha Scion. "Hokage-sama has made me in charge of this mission since apparently YOU and YOUR team are incompetent to do as ASKED! You knew that going on was too risky and yet you decided to go on full steam, not even knowing the consequences of your actions! Hell you could've been leading your Team to their DEATHS!" Sasuke narrowed his eyes and yelled back, "YOU AREN'T ANY BETTER YOU LOUSY PIECE OF-" He didn't get to finish for Akabane grabbed the younger boy by the throat, his other hand hovering in front of Sasuke's face.

The Genin paled as he could see Akabane's nails quickly growing into claws. "SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura went to go help him but Naruto had whipped out a pair of swords, both meeting at her neck in a "X" motion. Kiba went to stand too but was stopped by Shino holding a pair of tonfa to his neck and face. The Inuzuka could see what seemed to be green lighting jump around the metal tonfa. Akabane lowered his head to stare into Sasuke's face. "Listen here brat and listen well. I'm in charge of this mission now. If you don't believe me then take a look at that scroll. Signed by the Hokage himself."

Akabane could see that Sasuke wanted nothing more to run. "Now, if you keep yapping that goddam jaw of yours, I will slap your weak ass with insubordination. And take care of it MY way." Sakura, even though she had swords at her neck, said, "By order of whom?" Not even looking at the girl, Akabane answered, "By order of Sarutobi Hiruzen. Its on the scroll you little bitch. If you dare speak out of term again you pathetic excuse of a kunoichi, I will hang you by the palms of your hands with meat hooks. Am I clear?" [ A/N: That torture was created by my friend Trevor! X3] Sakura grew silent, face pale. Akabane kept staring into Sasuke's eyes until the small teen looked away. The Fox Demon chuckled darkly. "Good boy. Now, you are going to tell me everything I need to know. Now."

Sasuke glared defiantly at him before saying, "I do not speak to plebeians." That got a bitch slap to the face. Akabane tightened his grip on Sasuke's throat. "Tell me now bitch. Otherwise, you will leave me no choice." Sasuke looked back, his split lip bleeding. "Alright, alright. What you need to do is go down to the corner store, ask for something called Viagra and it will help you go FUCK yourself!" [A/N: Yes, that is from Team Four Star's Hellsing Ultimate Abridged XP] Akabane growled and then punched the Uchiha in the face. Sakura screamed as her crush's head flew back. Blood spewing from his nose. Sasuke could hear, and feel, his nose break. Akabane stood, pulling Sasuke out of his chair by his throat.

"Unless you want me to peel your flesh apart inch by FUCKING inch, then tell me what I WANT to know. NOW!" Akabane said this in a low voice but everyone in the room could hear the rage boiling under the redhead's skin. Sasuke whimpered quietly and said, "Fine. What do you want to know?" Akabane smirked evilly. "Who is after Tazuna-san and how did Hatake get injured?" Sasuke went and spilled his guts to the Fox Demon and as he was doing that, Akabane gave a motion with his hand. Naruto and Shino took their weapons away from the other members of Team 7. Kiba could only stare at his fellow Genin.

After Sasuke said everything worthwhile, Akabane let him go. "Good, now. We will set up a plan to take care of the motherfucker-" WHACK! Tsunami grabbed a cast iron skillet and cracked it across Akabane's head. "Oh! Fuck! What the hell-" SLAM! "GODDAMN IT!" CRACK! "Stop fucking Hitting ME!" The smaller woman went to hit him again but Akabane took it away the dented skillet. During this uh, eventful time Kurenai and Hinata had come back downstairs. Kurenai, who had finished laughing, chuckled out, "I think she wants you to stop cursing Akabane-kun." The large man looked at the petite woman, who was glaring at him. "We have children here! Watch your language!" said Tsunami, taking back her "correction tool." Akabane grumbled and looked at the young child sitting at Tazuna's table. He was trying to hide the smile that was spreading across his face.

Naruto grinned evilly, "Yeah Akabane-sensei, you watch your language around us impressionable children." This caused the redhead to growl and smack Naruto on the back of the head. "You forget, I am still your sensei AND your father so don't take that tone with me boy." Naruto rubbed the back of his head, muttering under his breath. Shino, who was standing near his female teammates, asked "How is Hatake-san?" Hinata replied, "Doing well. Has suffered major chakra exhaustion and had several lacerations on his body. He should wake up in the morning." Akabane looked from the Hyuuga Heiress to the Genjutsu Mistressas if looking to see if the girl was right. Kurenai nodded and said to everyone in the room, "We should get to bed. I'll take first watch."

Sakura, who looked confused, "Why do we need to keep watch?" Team 8 and the Tazuna family looked at the pink haired girl like she was crazy. "Um...for Gato could easily ambush us while we sleep and it is standard protocol for when you are hired for protection." Surprisingly, it was Kiba who answered her. "I will take second watch." Naruto looked at the Inuzuka Heir, clearly confused at his behavior. "Alright. I'll take third. Provided if anything gets past Naruto and Shino's defenses." Naruto and Shino blushed and everyone went to bed...

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END OF CHAPTER! I know it has taken forever for me to write this chapter and FOREVER to post it. And for all you Naruto fans out there, I AM NOT CHANGING AKABANE'S NAME! There will only be one Kurama to me and he is from Yu Yu Hakusho! I will try to update this story more often then I have been but do not fret! There will be more to come! Trust me ;3. So, please Read and Review!