Hey hey hey! I just wanted to update this... I was checking facebook's Status Shuffle app and I found this status... It's was way too funny I actually got an idea from it bah...

Warnings: Bitchy Yuuki (well, Bitchier that she already is :)) )

Disclaimer: I don't own vampire knight!

Kaname was just about to turn the handle of the doorknob of the headmaster's office when suddenly...

"Size doesn't matter Yuuki" His lover Zero Kiryuu whispered softly

Kaname's breath hitched

'what the hell are they talking about?' Kaname thought

"What? Size DOES matter" Yuuki hissed

"Well in this situation it does"

There was a complete and still silence. Kaname waiting for whatever reply is going to make

"Sorry if its too small... You don't have to blame me for it..."

"Its only natural" Zero whispered

Kaname's eye turned red from that statement

"And what do you suppose I do with this little thing. Its too small it won't satisfy me!" Yuuki shouted

"Yuuki stop bitching about it. It won't hurt you" Zero snarled

"With that size no it won't!" Yuuki snapped back

Kaname had enough of this conversation

'I don't care if she's my sister, she's having an affair with my lover and she has the nerve to complain about his size?'

Kaname suddenly barged in without warning but instead of two naked bodies pressed together he just saw his silverette and his sister sitting on chairs by the table.

Yuuki didn't seem to notice her brother and just went on with whatever she was saying

"I tell you Zero, these coffee cups that we brought are too small they just won't satisfy me" she threw her hands up

Author's note:

Crappy I know... But I guess that's what Status Shuffle does to you... I thought it was gonna be funny but I can see its just fucked up! Maybe the next one will be better... I hope :(

Hope I didn't waste any of your precious time...

P.S I'm finally gonna update the last chapter of Endless Love in February-March no exact month but I will! I suddenly felt a wave of inspiration.

So to those who have waited please wait a little longer. I assure you it will be worth it

And I haven't given up on any other stories I just ended 'Love friendship crossovers' cause its way too crappy of the plot. So thanks...

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