Author's Note: Let's see how many people I can get to review on this story. This was a requested by a friend of mine so, I went ahead and posted it. Also, I do not own Naruto, and, from this point on, everyone should know my disclaimer. I've never once said that Naruto was mine ( only in my dreams) so no need to sue me for an unwritten but completely legal code. **snickers** Anyhow. Go ahead and read. This story is 5 part-er. I've finished it, The only thing that needs to happen is for me to get a review ( or five) to post the next segment. Enjoy the story. I'll leave you alone now.

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Title: The Five ways Naruto messes with Sasuke's head
Pairing: Sasu/Naru, obviously ^^ slight hint of Kiba/Naru
Rating: From K to M (NC-17) Rated M to be safe. The last one is safe, short and sweet, the third one is a rather graphic. The others are somewhere in between.

Warning: Contains YAOI.

Ages: Naruto - 20

Sasuke- 21

(everyone else mentioned, except Itachi and Kakashi, is generally around that age. Itachi is like, 26 and Kakashi is whatever seems to fit :T.)

Summary: After a nights' discovery, Naruto has a come up with a way to mess with Sasuke's head. Five ways, actually!

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Chapter One: Dream

All in all, things had been very awkward, Naruto decided when he lay on his back on the bed, trying to fall asleep. Unable to drift off, he silently went over the recent happenings once again.

He still wasn't sure why he and Gaara had fought. It was probably over something silly, and they'd make up soon enough, but for now they weren't on speaking terms. Which was quite annoying in the middle of a mission, especially with the two of them sharing a hotel room.

Kakashi, team leader, had come up with a solution and offered to share a room with Gaara for one night. Naruto could have his bed and share a room with Sasuke. And that's where things had become really weird. For some reason, Sasuke had been very adamant about not wanting to sleep in one room with Naruto. Naruto couldn't understand why, they were friends after all. Sasuke hadn't been willing to offer an explanation and Kakashi had just shrugged and changed rooms, leaving Naruto and Sasuke to work things out between themselves.

Once they were alone, Sasuke had acted as if nothing had happened and they had watched a movie together before going to bed. Now, Sasuke was sound asleep and Naruto was thinking. Was he that annoying?

A sound woke Naruto from his musings. He frowned. Was that... a moan? He turned his head to look at Sasuke in the other bed, his eyes widening when another moan, because that was definitely a moan, left Sasuke's throat.

"Sasuke?"

There was no reply, it was obvious that Sasuke was asleep. But if he was asleep, then why...

"Nnn, yesss..."

Naruto's eyes widened further. He thought for a moment. An interesting thought had just entered his mind. Did this have anything to do with why Sasuke didn't want to share a room with him? A mischievous smirk appeared on his face and he slipped out of his bed. Trying to be as quiet as possible, he tiptoed to the bed Sasuke was currently being... restless... in. Walking around it so he could see Sasuke's face, he gingerly sat down on the bed and watched. Who are you thinking of, Sasuke...

Maybe in his sleep Sasuke picked up on Naruto's thoughts, because when his soft whispers sounded again...

"Ahh... Naru...Mmm... yesss..."

Whoa. Naruto blinked in surprise. He's thinking of... me? He would have lingered on this thought more, but a movement distracted him. He wasn't stupid, that movement could only mean one thing...

Biting his lip in concentration, Naruto took a corner of Sasuke's sheets and slowly eased them off his friend's body. He wasn't sure what made him do it, he just knew that he wanted to see what thinking of him did to Sasuke's body. Inch by inch, his friend's naked body came into view - Naruto didn't think he'd ever actually be happy about the fact Sasuke slept in the nude - until after a long two minutes, he lay exposed for the younger male to see. And what he saw took his breath away.

The sleeping Sasuke pleasured himself with short strokes, whimpering softly, dreaming something Naruto could only imagine. For a few minutes, Naruto just watched, enthralled, unable to believe that his friend, the very friend he respected and even feared a little, would get off on the thought of... him? Amazing...

Naruto didn't know what made him do it, but soon watching alone wasn't enough any more. He slowly reached out and trailed his fingers over Sasuke's exposed chest. He was rewarded with a long, soft moan and a slight speeding up of Sasuke's stroking.

"Nnn, more..."

Was he really asleep? Naruto pulled his hand back quickly and watched Sasuke for a while, but apart from the one hand, nothing moved. Yes, he really was sleeping. He reached out again, ghosting his fingers over hard abs. Sasuke's body moved like a snake, curling to meet with Naruto's hand. Sasuke's moans got a little louder and his hand started moving faster still, almost frantically when Naruto's fingers moved from his abs to his thighs. Feeling strangely excited, Naruto decided to take another risk. He slowly moved his hand up Sasuke's thigh, brushing against the tight sac. His fingers only barely touched the sensitive skin, but the soft touch caused Sasuke to arch his back and with a loud moan, he emptied himself on the sheets, Naruto's name once again on his lips. Naruto couldn't help but think it was the hottest thing he'd ever seen.

Sasuke's body relaxed and with another soft whimper he turned around, still sleeping soundly. Naruto pulled the sheets back over his friend and crawled into his own bed, but not before dragging a finger through that glistening wet spot. If this had happened because of him, the least he deserved was a little taste...

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A/N: End of Chapter one. Naruto's one sneaky lil' freaky. Gotta love that Naru-chan. Anyway, Review guys and find out what happens next? I may even post by the end of the day if you do.

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