The Hero of Time
A SongFic by Sheik
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. I don't own Weird Al. I only own my fics and my made up characters and places. Review this. End of transmission.
¤ As the screen fades in, we see a shot of a giant pool party going on behind Hyrule Castle. There are mostly girls, but Link is there too. There is a band playing on a stage by the pool:
¤ Malon on lead vocals and electric guitar
¤ Ruto on electric guitar
¤ Zelda on bass guitar
¤ Nabooru on drums
¤ Saria on Keyboard
Malon: Aren't you glad we decided to have this party?
Saria: You bet!
Zelda: Hey, isn't that Link?
Weird Voice Thing:
Link is here, so now we're starting!
¤ The band begins a song to the tune of "Pretty Fly For a Rabbi" by Weird Al Yankovic and a bunch of random female singers begin shouting. ¤
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
And all the ladies say I'm pretty fly for a sword guy!
¤ Guitar music picks up and a weird voice thing comes in on its part. ¤
Weird Voice Thing:
The Hero of Time
Hyrule's only only hope!
Zelda:
Hyrule has had a lot of
Hero guys in the past,
But all of them were wimpy
And none of them would last!
Malon:
But this new guy's a toughie,
Not just a sales trick:
Our people he would die for;
He can fight with a stick!
Nabooru:
What can't he do?
Have you seen this dude?!
Fights real hard and
Does his own dirtywork too!
Saria:
Traveling through time!
To get rid of slime!
Won't run away!
Won't run away!
Ruto:
Just say "Evil guy!"
And he will ask you "Why"!
You'll really love this guy
'Cause he will bring you key lime pie!
All:
So grab your Master Sword and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hero thing!
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
And all the ladies say I'm pretty fly for a sword guy!
Malon:
Out of all the Fairy Boys, not
Just any will suffice:
He can just leave the forest;
Doesn't have to pay the price!
Zelda:
He has a lot of weapons and
He's not always real nice,
But if you wanna fight him,
Ow! You'll really need some ice!
Ruto:
Doesn't like bad guys!
He makes them into pies!
He's such a cutie because
Of his big blue eyes!
Nabooru:
Yeah! He's really cool!
Makes ladies drool!
He's seventeen!
He's seventeen!
Saria:
Well both days and nights
You know, he fights and fights!
And he wants to kill his fairy
'Cause she always wants her way!
All:
So grab your Master Sword and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hero thing!
Malon:
When he's walking round on duty,
Now that you shouldn't miss!
He'll always come on to save a
Mister or a Miss!
Zelda:
They say he's got the Golden gauntlets:
He's really quite hip!
He chops up all the bushes 'cause
He never gets a tip!
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
Weird Voice Thing:
The Hero of Time
Hyrule's only only hope!
Ruto:
He's really cool!
He doesn't drool!
We love his fighting and he's
Got a Triforce "Jewel"!
Saria:
He saved his home!
Destroyed Ganon's dome!
And he likes cake!
He wants some cake!
Malon:
Treated like a mop;
And now he's at the top!
He saved the Princess Zelda
And made that Ganondorf go flop!
All:
So grab your Master Sword!
The one you got when you were bored!
Let's pick up our Master Swords and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hero thing!
¤ The song ends, and the camera pulls out to see the whole party: Link is now dancing with a bunch of girls and the band is getting ready to begin another song. The screen fades out. ¤
A SongFic by Sheik
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. I don't own Weird Al. I only own my fics and my made up characters and places. Review this. End of transmission.
¤ As the screen fades in, we see a shot of a giant pool party going on behind Hyrule Castle. There are mostly girls, but Link is there too. There is a band playing on a stage by the pool:
¤ Malon on lead vocals and electric guitar
¤ Ruto on electric guitar
¤ Zelda on bass guitar
¤ Nabooru on drums
¤ Saria on Keyboard
Malon: Aren't you glad we decided to have this party?
Saria: You bet!
Zelda: Hey, isn't that Link?
Weird Voice Thing:
Link is here, so now we're starting!
¤ The band begins a song to the tune of "Pretty Fly For a Rabbi" by Weird Al Yankovic and a bunch of random female singers begin shouting. ¤
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
And all the ladies say I'm pretty fly for a sword guy!
¤ Guitar music picks up and a weird voice thing comes in on its part. ¤
Weird Voice Thing:
The Hero of Time
Hyrule's only only hope!
Zelda:
Hyrule has had a lot of
Hero guys in the past,
But all of them were wimpy
And none of them would last!
Malon:
But this new guy's a toughie,
Not just a sales trick:
Our people he would die for;
He can fight with a stick!
Nabooru:
What can't he do?
Have you seen this dude?!
Fights real hard and
Does his own dirtywork too!
Saria:
Traveling through time!
To get rid of slime!
Won't run away!
Won't run away!
Ruto:
Just say "Evil guy!"
And he will ask you "Why"!
You'll really love this guy
'Cause he will bring you key lime pie!
All:
So grab your Master Sword and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hero thing!
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
And all the ladies say I'm pretty fly for a sword guy!
Malon:
Out of all the Fairy Boys, not
Just any will suffice:
He can just leave the forest;
Doesn't have to pay the price!
Zelda:
He has a lot of weapons and
He's not always real nice,
But if you wanna fight him,
Ow! You'll really need some ice!
Ruto:
Doesn't like bad guys!
He makes them into pies!
He's such a cutie because
Of his big blue eyes!
Nabooru:
Yeah! He's really cool!
Makes ladies drool!
He's seventeen!
He's seventeen!
Saria:
Well both days and nights
You know, he fights and fights!
And he wants to kill his fairy
'Cause she always wants her way!
All:
So grab your Master Sword and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hero thing!
Malon:
When he's walking round on duty,
Now that you shouldn't miss!
He'll always come on to save a
Mister or a Miss!
Zelda:
They say he's got the Golden gauntlets:
He's really quite hip!
He chops up all the bushes 'cause
He never gets a tip!
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
RFS:
How ya doin, hero?
Link:
Hai-yah! Hai-yah!
Weird Voice Thing:
The Hero of Time
Hyrule's only only hope!
Ruto:
He's really cool!
He doesn't drool!
We love his fighting and he's
Got a Triforce "Jewel"!
Saria:
He saved his home!
Destroyed Ganon's dome!
And he likes cake!
He wants some cake!
Malon:
Treated like a mop;
And now he's at the top!
He saved the Princess Zelda
And made that Ganondorf go flop!
All:
So grab your Master Sword!
The one you got when you were bored!
Let's pick up our Master Swords and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hero thing!
¤ The song ends, and the camera pulls out to see the whole party: Link is now dancing with a bunch of girls and the band is getting ready to begin another song. The screen fades out. ¤