Can You Read This, Draco?

A/N Thought of this after reading the Harvest Moon fanfic, "Will you read my fanfic, Chase?". Hilarious.

"Hey, Draco!" Hermione called after theSlythering boy in the hall.

"What is it, Mudblood?" Draco snarled.

"Can you read this for me?" she asked, thrusting papers into his arms.

"Sure..." That one word was Draco's first mistake.

The next day, Draco showed up in Potions with his eye twitching. He handed Hermione's papers to her and sat in the empty seat next to her.

"Did you like it?" she asked.

He slowly nodded, then shook his head, then nodded again. He shuddered uncontrolably then fainted. Snape strode over to the desk where Hermione and Draco were sitting.

"He read your fanfic?" Snape guessed.

Hermione nodded.

Snape sighed, turned to Neville, and said, "Get Madam Pomfrey."

WHAT DRACO WAS READING

OMIGOSH I LOVE DRACO SO MUCH

By: (this is her pen name) DRAMIONE FOREVER!

ONe day, while Draco was spreading his joy and flowers of goodness around Hogwarts, he stumbled upon the beautiful and smary Hermione Jean Granger.

"Why, Hermione! You look positivley stunning!" he said.

"You look quite dashing yourself!" she said.

Then they kissed and lived happily ever after forever and ever

THE END

Hermione smiled to herself. Draco must've loved it so much, he fainted with happiiness.

A/n Hehehehehe!