I think that this is a very funny fic that I wrote a long time ago. No, I don't have anything against the scouts it was just a fun thing and the ending explanes why they where doing what they where doing.^^
Announcer: Now isn't this interesting! The scouts VS scouts, what an interesting show. First opponents, Sailor Uranus VS Sailor Mars!
U: Your going down!
M: oh yea!
U: Uranus world shaking!
Announcer: oooh! That's gotta hurt. Mars in on the ground. But wait, she's getting up.
M: Mars Celestial fire surround!
U: Space sword buster!
M: OW
U: ha ha ha!
M: oh yea?! Mars fire ignite!
U: Uranus world shaking!
Announcer: oh and Mars is down!
Anouncer: Next 2 opponents are…… Sailor Neptune and Sailor Jupiter!
J: prepare to lose!
N: Saying that to the wrong person, loser!
J: Oh yea! Supreme thunder crash!
N: Neptune deep submerge!
J: Ow that hurt!
N: Good! Ocean mirror reflection!
J: Jupiter thunderclap zap!
N: You little brat! Neptune deep submerge!
J: Is that all you've got?
N: No. Ocean mirror reflection!
Anouncer: ooh and Jupiter is down! The next 2 are Mercury VS Venus!
MM: I hope you have good insurance!
V:? Isn't insurance for cars?
MM: Oh yea.
V: Prepare to fight!
MM: Yea!
V: Venus love chain encircle!
MM: Shine aqua illusion!
V: Brrrrr! Venus crescent beam smash!
MM: Mercury aqua rhapsody!
V: Ya!
(Kicks MM)
MM: Hey that's not in the rules!
V: Oopsy.
MM: Double Shabon spray freezing!
V: God that's annoying!
MM: Mercury bubbles blast!
V: I can't see!
MM: Duh! Shine aqua illusion!
A: And Venus is down! Next 2 are Mini moon and Saturn!
Min: Oh no.
S: we're best friends, idiot! You're making us fight against each other?
Min: Oh well. Pink sugar heart attack!
S: (chuckle) that all you've got? Death reborn revolution!
Min: Ahhh! Twinkle yell!
S: Oh stop wailing!
Anouncer: What's going on?
S: She's throwing a tantrum 'cause I'm winning!
Min: It's an attack,idiot!
S: it is?
Min: Kitty magic!
S: We're in the middle of a battle and you're playing with toys! Death reborn revolution!
Anouncer: And Mini Moon is down! Next 2 are Pluto VS Uranus!
P: Very well(yawn)
U: Shut up you Cookoo Clock!
P: Pluto deadly scream!
U:****! Uranus world shaking!
P: Clean your mouth! The children are watching!
U: I don't care if the president of the US is watching, let's get the battle!
N: Go Uranus!
U: Thanks, Neptune (winks)
P: Oh brother!
U: Uranus world shaking!
P: Pluto deadly scream
U: Space sword buster!
P: Pluto Dark dome close!
U: Hey! What the f*** do you think your doing?!
P: Winning.
Anouncer: Uranus is unable to attack! Pluto wins!
(Pluto jumps up and down)
P: Yeah!
(Uranus sulks back to the sidelines and takes Neptune's hand)
U: I'll win next time.
N: I hope so
Anouncer: Ok next 2 to battle are… Mercury VS Mars.
M: Prepare to suffer!
MM: Oh no, YOU prepare to suffer!
M: Mars fireball crash!
MM: Ahhh! Mercury aqua rhapsody!
M: D***it! Ah…Mars Fire ignite!
MM: Shine aqua illusion!
M: Oh the h*** with it!
Anouncer: Mercury wins! Now For Neptune VS Venus!
U: Good luck.
N: Thank you.
U: Win,Ok?
N: I'll try, Uranus.
V: Let's get it on!
N: Ok, ok. I'm coming. See you after the battle.
U: Alright
V: Hurry up. Venus Crescent beam……smash!
N: Neptune deep submerge!
V: Glub. Venus love and beauty shock!
N: D***! Ocean mirror reflection!
V: AAHHH! (gasp) Alright, you asked for it!
Venus love chain encircle!
N: Oh? Neptune deep submerge!
Anouncer: Neptune wins!
( Neptune & Uranus run toward each other and hug)
U: Alright! You won!
N: I did? Oh I did!
U: Ha, Ha.
A: And that's the last battle!
M: Wait a minute! Where's our money?"
J: Yeah! We didn't fight each other for the fun of it! You promised us $10 bucks for each win, and $10 bucks just to fight!
SM: Well, I didn't get any money.
V: That's 'cause you didn't fight!
Well? Is it funny? What do you think? Sorry about the swearing (tee-hee). Please review!