Baichan: Ya when Cheerio's Attack! Please tell me if you want me to continue!

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Kurt's phone started vibrating in the middle of a Warbler meeting he pulled it out stealthily. Once he read the messages he visibly paled.
Hey dolphin the Cheerios are coming to kidnap you! You're a Cheerio until she kicks you off or you die! - Boo! (Britt)
Hey Porcelain we're coming to get you! Watch out! - Satan (Santana)
Hey Kurt unless you want trouble you should just stand outside in front of the school. Like now. QueenBee (Quinn)
Kurt stood "I have to go."
Everyone gave him a questioning look.
"Sit down Kurt the meeting isn't over." said Wes.
"No you don't understand! I-I need to go now! They're after me!" said Kurt freaking out.
"Calm down Kurt no one's after yo-" started Wes but he was interrupted by a loud crash ad yelling.
"Where is he?"
"I'm sorry ma'am but-"
"No buts! Miss Sylvester will kill us if we don't come back with him! So tell us."
"Isn't he a birdie now?"
"You're right Britt. Where are the Warblers?"
"I need my dolphin!"
"Uh th-that way."
Suddenly the doors to the Warblers practice room burst open.
All the Warblers sat stunned as three girls in cheerleader outfits strutted through the doors.
Kurt froze eyes amused, nervous, and slightly frightened.
"Hey Porcelain there you are get your white but down here we have to go to Cheerio's practice!" yelled the Latino who was pointing straight at Kurt.
"We even brought your uniform." said the blond girl who looked like she was spacing out.
"But I don't go to McKinley anymore." stated Kurt.
"True but remember Hummel. You are Cheerio until she kicks you off the team or die." stated the blond girl who was surrounded by an air of confidence.
Kurt visibly paled at that.
"Yep and Porcelain since you are her star performer she's not kicking you off anytime soon. And to further embarrass and humiliate you we're making you change into your uniform, now." and at that the Latino lunged.
Kurt screamed. The other two cheerleaders jumped in to help the Latino. After about 10 minutes they came up and pulled Kurt up. He was now wearing the male version of the cheer uniform.
"Help me I think I was just assaulted by three crazy cheerleaders." He said pleadingly to the Warblers but they just sat in stunned silence.
"Well boys as much as we appreciate your company we need to go." said the Latino as she and the two blonds left dragging Kurt with them.
"What, just happened."