Santana never bought anyone presents. Well, she never bought anyone other than Brittany presents – she always seemed to make exceptions for Britt. It wasn't like she had even intended to get anyone anything, she had just collected some souvenirs and they just happened to be suitable for the other members of New Directions.

"Its OK, the, er, demons are gone," said Rory with his arm around the frightened woman. They had sent a family of aliens from Zog back to their planet and now they were left with a hysterical middle aged woman and a creepy Victorian house.

"Hey, Santana," Amy whispered. She followed the redhead across the hallway and into a bedroom. "This lady had loads of clothes she won't miss a couple of items, will she?" She smiled mischievously at her.

"Not like she can do anything about it, really," Santana commented as she rifled through the large, mahogany wardrobe. "I mean, we're time travelling badasses. There isn't a Time Police, is there?"

"If there were, the Doctor would be in deep trouble, well deeper than usual," she glanced at the dress Santana had picked. "Nice, very steampunk."

150 years later Tina Cohen-Chang found a black dress with red lace and a white collar in her locker.

Santana could not believe it. They weren't running or fighting any aliens, they were instead at a market on the planet Sram, looking at everything that was on sale.

"Look at this!" the Doctor exclaimed. On his chin was a big bushy beard that Santana was certain was not there before. "You can just take it off and put it on – it's like a chin wig!"

When Santana was back in the TARDIS she put a 'chin wig' in a present box with a note that said, "A beard for my beard."

"Wait, they sold Vogue in – what year is this – 1890-something?" asked Santana.

"Not now, Santana," said the Doctor, "there's zombie things on the loose!" He turned to the shopkeeper, "Have you seen any corpses or the recently departed wandering the streets?" The shopkeeper did not reply, in fact, he looked pale and lifeless...

As Santana ran she took the issue of Vogue which, as she was later informed by a shocked Kurt, was the first ever issue.

Amy and Rory were amazed that Santana had persuaded the Doctor to let them go to a nightclub. Santana was amazed that nightclubs existed in the 1960s.

"Is that Barbra Streisand? No way!" Santana exclaimed. She watched the woman perform and then said, "we have to meet her! If Berry finds out I was in the same room as her idol – and she probably will because she's sneaky – she'll probably kill me through the power of song and dance. And I can gloat, like forever."

It was, honestly just a coincidence that she found the TARDIS' laminating machine later that evening so she thought she may as well laminate the piece of paper with the autograph. She was never going to tell anyone about how pleased she was at seeing the look of delight on Berry's face. She did, however note the similarity between Barbra's confused face when Santana took a photo with her phone and Berry's when she saw the photo.

"This is not my house, Doctor!" Santana cried. "This is a shopping center in Columbus! I do not live in a shopping center of Columbus. Please tell me you got the right day at least."

"Er, 14th of August 2011?"

"That's two weeks ago!" Santana thought about the last time she was there. It seemed so long ago, it was a month before or a week in the future, depending on how you looked at it. She was there with Kurt, Mercedes and Brittany. Mercedes was looking for a scarf she had seen a few days before that she wanted to buy but it had sold out. "I love time travel," Santana murmured.

Luckily Mercedes had given a vivid enough description of it so she found it easily. It was odd, though, Santana thought, almost as though the TARDIS had wanted her to find it. As the Doctor had reminded him many times, the TARDIS is alive.

She was positive the hug Mercedes gave her lasted a full five minutes.

"We're in New York? But what about the sights, Broadway, shopping, Wall Street?" said Amy looking disappointed.

"Well we get to see the real New York, or something," said Rory. "You know meeting ordinary New Yorkers, using the subway and going to independent shops." As he said this, Rory pointed to a boutique called 'Corcaron Clothing'.

"Corcaron? As in Berry's mom? She lives in New York now with Quinn and Puck's baby," Santana said, thoughtfully. "It's 2040, right? So she'd be 30." She walked into the shop and went up to the counter, the woman behind the counter had thick dark hair and hazel eyes. "What's your name?" she asked.

"Beth. Can I help you?"

"Not really. I'd always imagined you as having a Mohawk and a cheerleader's outfit."

She ended up buying the two most expensive items in the shop (she paid with money the Doctor 'borrowed' from an ATM). They both happened to be evening dresses; a long lilac one for Quinn and a shorter, shocking pink one for Puck with the message "I dare you to wear this to school and show us what a stud you are."