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Notes: Well, I originally wrote Lelouch of the Awesomeness as a fun one-off, but the response was enthusiastic enough that I decided to continue the silliness. This short 'chapter' consists of another fanfiction staple: long and detailed character and Knightmare profiles! The next chapter posted will feature our new OCs and skip forward in time a bit; the shift to a much later chapter of the imaginary fic was suggested (as was adding overpowered OCs) by nanoman79, who was a terribly good sport considering I lampooned at least one prominent feature of some of his own fics.
Readers interested in further details of the exploits of Steven 'Steve' Steel should check out my Lord of the Rings spoof fic, Steve of the Rings.
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Awesomeness
Appendix
Character Profile: Marissa Stewart
Position: Knight of Five
Age: 16
Eyes: Violet-red
Hair: White
Description: Very beautiful, muscular but slender with curves in all the right places. Usually dresses in cute, black, gothic clothing when off-duty.
Born: Pendragon, Britannia
Favourite food: Squid
Least favourite food: Garlic
Favourite people: Lelouch, Martin, Nunnally
Least favourite people: Princess Carline
Favourite colour: Black
Least favourite colour: Yellow
Weapon: Sabre, Ares Arms (TM) 25mm silenced sniper rifle with fingerprint-keyed trigger, depleted phlebotinum (TM) bullets, and infra-red telescopic laser-dot sight
Knightmare: Morgana
Exciting Backstory: Marissa and her twin brother are the children of a high-ranking Britannian noble family (related to one of Emperor Charles' consorts). They were Bestest Childhood Friends Never Mentioned In Canon For Some Reason (TM) with Lelouch and Nunnally. Indeed, Marissa used to talk incessantly about how she was going to marry Lelouch when she grew up (or be his mistress, once she had learned what that word meant), much to his embarrassment. After Lelouch and Nunnally were sent to Japan, she was distraught and got herself into big trouble when she kicked Princess Carline in the head for insulting them. A few years later, she and Martin were headhunted for the Knights of the Round after they stole a Knightmare and took out three pursuing police machines.
Character Profile: Martin Stewart
Position: Knight of Two
Age: 16
Eyes: Red-violet
Hair: White
Description: Short but ruggedly handsome, built like a leopard. Usually dresses in black.
Born: Pendragon, Britannia
Favourite food: Crab
Least favourite food: Broccoli
Favourite people: Nunnally, Marissa, Lelouch
Least favourite people: Princess Carline
Favourite colour: Red
Least favourite colour: Yellow
Weapon: Twin daggers, twin 15mm machine pistols
Knightmare: Merlin
Exciting Backstory: Martin and his twin sister are the children of a high-ranking Britannian noble family (related to one of Emperor Charles' consorts). They were Bestest Childhood Friends Never Mentioned In Canon For Some Reason (TM) with Lelouch and Nunnally. Once, when Euphemia and Marissa and Nunnally were arguing about who was going to marry Lelouch when they grew up, he gallantly offered to be Nunnally's backup husband. After Marianne's death, Martin punched out Seventh Prince Geoffrey for making a joke about Nunnally's disabilities. A few years later, he and Marissa were headhunted for the Knights of the Round after they stole a Knightmare and took out three pursuing police machines.
Character Profile: Steven 'Steve' Steel
Position: Black Knights infiltration and demolition specialist (contractor)
Age: 19
Eyes: Steel-grey
Hair: Black with a white streak
Description: Tall, handsome and muscular, with a grin that makes the ladies swoon and long hair in a ponytail. Usually dresses in black jeans, a tight Rage Against The Machine t-shirt that shows off his physique, and a leather trenchcoat.
Born: ?
Favourite food: Steak
Least favourite food: Mushrooms
Favourite people: Himself, beautiful women
Least favourite people: Preps and phonies
Favourite colour: Black
Least favourite colour: Pink
Weapon: Twin Desert Eagle pistols, 10,000 year old katana and wakizashi, "Fire Blossom" (TM) incendiary grenades, Sakuradite nanopowder-based tube charges
Knightmare: Ebony Shadow
Exciting Backstory: No-one knows where the mysterious mercenary known as Steve Steel came from, but tales of his exploits are told all over the world. Soldiers speak in awe of his legendary feats of marksmanship (destroying a Britannian mobile base in North Africa with a single slash harken), swordsmanship (defeating Tohdoh and the Four Holy Swords in a five-on-one duel) and ingenuity (crippling a Gloucester using only a bottle of rum, a golf club and a copy of Maxim). Architects grind their teeth at all the buildings and supposedly impregnable fortifications he has reduced to rubble. Beautiful women in a hundred cities trade rumours about his other skills, and pay vast sums for his phone number.
Knightmare Profile: Morgana
Pilot: Marissa Stewart
Constructed: Pendragon, Britannia, 2017
Designer: Lloyd Asplund
Primary ranged armament: Shoulder-deployed "Electron Lance" (TM) 75.5604mm 1.586gigajoule charged-particle cannon
Secondary ranged armament: Twin chest-mounted wireless "Razor Funnel" (TM) self-targeting long-ranged monomolecular-edged megacarbon slash harkens
Tertiary ranged armament: Twin arm-mounted 44.552mm megacarbon flechette superconducting railguns
Quaternary ranged armament that never gets used on-screen but gets included in the profile because the author has no life: Progressive grenades
Primary melee armament: MVS cavalry sabre
Secondary melee armament: Twin palm-mounted megacarbon monofilament whips
Armour: Passive-reactive opto-kinetic energy-dissipative nanoplate
Additional defence systems: Twin arm-mounted "Blaze Luminous" (TM) barriers
Special features: Wizard System with "KnightSniper" (TM) control software, multiwavelength radar-optical targeting system, cupholder, picture of Lelouch taped to the control panel
Knightmare Profile: Merlin
Pilot: Martin Stewart
Constructed: Pendragon, Britannia, 2017
Designer: Lloyd Asplund
Primary ranged armament: Twin handheld superconducting hyperautomatic 88.291mm "Diamond Storm" (TM) coilgun pistols
Secondary ranged armament: Twin chest-mounted wireless "Razor Funnel" (TM) self-targeting long-range monomolecular-edged megacarbon slash harkens
Tertiary ranged armament: Twin shoulder-mounted multipurpose multitargeting multiple warhead missile system
Primary melee armament: MVS katana
Secondary melee armament: Twin palm-mounted megacarbon monofilament whips
Armour: Passive-reactive opto-kinetic energy-dissipative nanoplate
Additional defence systems: Twin arm-mounted "Blaze Luminous" (TM) barriers
Special features: Wizard System with "Gun Kata" (patent pending) combat analysis software, cupholder, cigarette lighter, toaster, kitchen sink
Knightmare Profile: Ebony Shadow
Pilot: Steven Steel
Constructed: Tokyo, Area 11, 2016
Designer: Lelouch vi Britannia
Primary ranged armament: Arm-mounted "Shurikastorm" (patent pending) progressive MVS monoblade depleted phlebotinum (TM) explosive throwing star launcher
Secondary ranged armament: Twin shoulder-mounted "Crescent Moon" (patent pending) self-targeting vector-boosted megacarbon slash harkens
Tertiary ranged armament: Twin chest-mounted 30.779mm superconducting rotary automatic gatling coilguns
Primary melee armament: Finger-mounted "Wolverine" MVS bayonets
Secondary melee armament: MVS monofilament garrotte
Armour: Plasma-steel hyperalloy
Additional defence systems: "Fanged Ghost" (TM) enhanced active camouflage, radar-absorbent nanodot coating
Special features: VTOL turbo-scramjet flight system, "Silent Death" (TM) sound-cancellation field, in-cockpit surround-sound (for Steve's combat playlist), fold-out minibar (for entertaining the ladies