Disclaimer: Code Geass is the property of Sunrise, Bandai et al. No money is being made from this fanfic and it will be removed if the above parties so request. All your base are belong to us.

Notes: Well, I originally wrote Lelouch of the Awesomeness as a fun one-off, but the response was enthusiastic enough that I decided to continue the silliness. This short 'chapter' consists of another fanfiction staple: long and detailed character and Knightmare profiles! The next chapter posted will feature our new OCs and skip forward in time a bit; the shift to a much later chapter of the imaginary fic was suggested (as was adding overpowered OCs) by nanoman79, who was a terribly good sport considering I lampooned at least one prominent feature of some of his own fics.

Readers interested in further details of the exploits of Steven 'Steve' Steel should check out my Lord of the Rings spoof fic, Steve of the Rings.

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Awesomeness

Appendix

Character Profile: Marissa Stewart

Position: Knight of Five

Age: 16

Eyes: Violet-red

Hair: White

Description: Very beautiful, muscular but slender with curves in all the right places. Usually dresses in cute, black, gothic clothing when off-duty.

Born: Pendragon, Britannia

Favourite food: Squid

Least favourite food: Garlic

Favourite people: Lelouch, Martin, Nunnally

Least favourite people: Princess Carline

Favourite colour: Black

Least favourite colour: Yellow

Weapon: Sabre, Ares Arms (TM) 25mm silenced sniper rifle with fingerprint-keyed trigger, depleted phlebotinum (TM) bullets, and infra-red telescopic laser-dot sight

Knightmare: Morgana

Exciting Backstory: Marissa and her twin brother are the children of a high-ranking Britannian noble family (related to one of Emperor Charles' consorts). They were Bestest Childhood Friends Never Mentioned In Canon For Some Reason (TM) with Lelouch and Nunnally. Indeed, Marissa used to talk incessantly about how she was going to marry Lelouch when she grew up (or be his mistress, once she had learned what that word meant), much to his embarrassment. After Lelouch and Nunnally were sent to Japan, she was distraught and got herself into big trouble when she kicked Princess Carline in the head for insulting them. A few years later, she and Martin were headhunted for the Knights of the Round after they stole a Knightmare and took out three pursuing police machines.

Character Profile: Martin Stewart

Position: Knight of Two

Age: 16

Eyes: Red-violet

Hair: White

Description: Short but ruggedly handsome, built like a leopard. Usually dresses in black.

Born: Pendragon, Britannia

Favourite food: Crab

Least favourite food: Broccoli

Favourite people: Nunnally, Marissa, Lelouch

Least favourite people: Princess Carline

Favourite colour: Red

Least favourite colour: Yellow

Weapon: Twin daggers, twin 15mm machine pistols

Knightmare: Merlin

Exciting Backstory: Martin and his twin sister are the children of a high-ranking Britannian noble family (related to one of Emperor Charles' consorts). They were Bestest Childhood Friends Never Mentioned In Canon For Some Reason (TM) with Lelouch and Nunnally. Once, when Euphemia and Marissa and Nunnally were arguing about who was going to marry Lelouch when they grew up, he gallantly offered to be Nunnally's backup husband. After Marianne's death, Martin punched out Seventh Prince Geoffrey for making a joke about Nunnally's disabilities. A few years later, he and Marissa were headhunted for the Knights of the Round after they stole a Knightmare and took out three pursuing police machines.

Character Profile: Steven 'Steve' Steel

Position: Black Knights infiltration and demolition specialist (contractor)

Age: 19

Eyes: Steel-grey

Hair: Black with a white streak

Description: Tall, handsome and muscular, with a grin that makes the ladies swoon and long hair in a ponytail. Usually dresses in black jeans, a tight Rage Against The Machine t-shirt that shows off his physique, and a leather trenchcoat.

Born: ?

Favourite food: Steak

Least favourite food: Mushrooms

Favourite people: Himself, beautiful women

Least favourite people: Preps and phonies

Favourite colour: Black

Least favourite colour: Pink

Weapon: Twin Desert Eagle pistols, 10,000 year old katana and wakizashi, "Fire Blossom" (TM) incendiary grenades, Sakuradite nanopowder-based tube charges

Knightmare: Ebony Shadow

Exciting Backstory: No-one knows where the mysterious mercenary known as Steve Steel came from, but tales of his exploits are told all over the world. Soldiers speak in awe of his legendary feats of marksmanship (destroying a Britannian mobile base in North Africa with a single slash harken), swordsmanship (defeating Tohdoh and the Four Holy Swords in a five-on-one duel) and ingenuity (crippling a Gloucester using only a bottle of rum, a golf club and a copy of Maxim). Architects grind their teeth at all the buildings and supposedly impregnable fortifications he has reduced to rubble. Beautiful women in a hundred cities trade rumours about his other skills, and pay vast sums for his phone number.

Knightmare Profile: Morgana

Pilot: Marissa Stewart

Constructed: Pendragon, Britannia, 2017

Designer: Lloyd Asplund

Primary ranged armament: Shoulder-deployed "Electron Lance" (TM) 75.5604mm 1.586gigajoule charged-particle cannon

Secondary ranged armament: Twin chest-mounted wireless "Razor Funnel" (TM) self-targeting long-ranged monomolecular-edged megacarbon slash harkens

Tertiary ranged armament: Twin arm-mounted 44.552mm megacarbon flechette superconducting railguns

Quaternary ranged armament that never gets used on-screen but gets included in the profile because the author has no life: Progressive grenades

Primary melee armament: MVS cavalry sabre

Secondary melee armament: Twin palm-mounted megacarbon monofilament whips

Armour: Passive-reactive opto-kinetic energy-dissipative nanoplate

Additional defence systems: Twin arm-mounted "Blaze Luminous" (TM) barriers

Special features: Wizard System with "KnightSniper" (TM) control software, multiwavelength radar-optical targeting system, cupholder, picture of Lelouch taped to the control panel

Knightmare Profile: Merlin

Pilot: Martin Stewart

Constructed: Pendragon, Britannia, 2017

Designer: Lloyd Asplund

Primary ranged armament: Twin handheld superconducting hyperautomatic 88.291mm "Diamond Storm" (TM) coilgun pistols

Secondary ranged armament: Twin chest-mounted wireless "Razor Funnel" (TM) self-targeting long-range monomolecular-edged megacarbon slash harkens

Tertiary ranged armament: Twin shoulder-mounted multipurpose multitargeting multiple warhead missile system

Primary melee armament: MVS katana

Secondary melee armament: Twin palm-mounted megacarbon monofilament whips

Armour: Passive-reactive opto-kinetic energy-dissipative nanoplate

Additional defence systems: Twin arm-mounted "Blaze Luminous" (TM) barriers

Special features: Wizard System with "Gun Kata" (patent pending) combat analysis software, cupholder, cigarette lighter, toaster, kitchen sink

Knightmare Profile: Ebony Shadow

Pilot: Steven Steel

Constructed: Tokyo, Area 11, 2016

Designer: Lelouch vi Britannia

Primary ranged armament: Arm-mounted "Shurikastorm" (patent pending) progressive MVS monoblade depleted phlebotinum (TM) explosive throwing star launcher

Secondary ranged armament: Twin shoulder-mounted "Crescent Moon" (patent pending) self-targeting vector-boosted megacarbon slash harkens

Tertiary ranged armament: Twin chest-mounted 30.779mm superconducting rotary automatic gatling coilguns

Primary melee armament: Finger-mounted "Wolverine" MVS bayonets

Secondary melee armament: MVS monofilament garrotte

Armour: Plasma-steel hyperalloy

Additional defence systems: "Fanged Ghost" (TM) enhanced active camouflage, radar-absorbent nanodot coating

Special features: VTOL turbo-scramjet flight system, "Silent Death" (TM) sound-cancellation field, in-cockpit surround-sound (for Steve's combat playlist), fold-out minibar (for entertaining the ladies