A/N: Sweetjesuscripes...almost 50. Effin'. Reviews. You people are absolutely crazy...I've never gotten anymore than 6 reviews on any other of my stories, and now it's just like...HOLYFREAKIN'CRAP.
Anyways, another thing that made me laugh in the reviews section.
Number1KurtHummelFan:
(I'm watching Winnie the Pooh. It makes me feel like I'm 5 again. lol)
How I love this girl. xD
OH. I just looked at my e-mail...MusicalEscape reviewed on all of my chappies. :O First person to do so, and THIS PERSON IS AWESOME. I'd put in all of her (his..?) reviews onto this, but it would make the chapter too long, so I'll settle for one. x3
MusicalEscape:
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS. PEOPLE KNOW WHO I AM! ...That's kinda scary, that I'm known. O_o
...I really need to stop having silent laughing fits. My family is convinced I have spasm attacks :D
Sue: If you do not review, I will unleash the little people living in Curly's hair upon you.
Blaine: My hair?
Sue: No, Schuester's. You have suffocated all of the little people in your hair with that disgusting hair gel.
*next day*
Blaine: WHERE. IS. MY. GEL.
Kurt: Bonfire. Rachel Berry's wardrobe. I needed a fire starter.
ANYWAYS. *ahem* ON WITH THE CHAPPIE.
Kurt Hummel: We're having a GLEE WEDDING! :D
(Carole Hudson, Finn Hudson, Mercedes Jones, and 27 other people like this)
Carole Hudson: Thank you so much, honey. (: I never would've been able to plan a wedding on my own, so it means a lot to me to have you plan it.
(Kurt Hummel and Mercedes Jones likes this)
Kurt Hummel: It's no problem, Carole. (:
(Carole Hudson likes this)
Blaine Anderson: Am I invited? ;P
Kurt Hummel: Yeah, definitely. ;D
Santana Lopez: Wanky freakin' wanky...
Wes Montgomery: Are David and I invited? Oh, and, *coughGETTOGETHERALREADYcough*.
(David Thompson, Santana Lopez, Mercedes Jones, and 12 others like this)
Carole Hudson: Oh, Kurt, is this the Blaine you've talked about? Hi there, I've heard so much about you...(:
(Mercedes Jones and 4 others like this)
Kurt Hummel: *blush*
Blaine Anderson: ...you talk about me, Kurt? ;)
Kurt Hummel: ...sometimes...
Finn Hudson: *coughALLTHETIMEcough*
(Tina Cohen-Chang and 6 others like this)
Wes Montgomery: Don't steal my lines, it's already happened too many times for me to stand...
(David Thompson likes this)
Kurt Hummel: FINN!
Finn Hudson: wat? it's just the truth...
(Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, Santana Lopez, and 7 others like this)
Blaine Anderson: Well, I think it's adorable...:D
Wes Montgomery: He also thinks YOU'RE adorable, Kurt. ;D
David Thompson: *snort* MORE than adorable. Oh, what was it that he said...? "His eyes are so beautiful...I can never tell what color they are, but I know I could just DROWN in them all day long..."
(Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, and 3 others like this)
Wes Montgomery: "His lips look so soft...I wonder if they FEEL soft, too..."
(Santana Lopez, Brittany S. Pierce, and 2 others like this)
Blaine Anderson: David! Wes! SHUT UP.
David Thompson: Oh, and how could we forget about, "His ass looks amazing in those jeans..."
(Santana Lopez, Brittany S. Pierce and Mercedes Jones like this)
Wes Montgomery: "...but I'd rather see him with them off..."
(Santana Lopez and 10 others like this)
Blaine Anderson: Wes! I never said that!
Wes Montgomery: ...I see you didn't deny David's comment. ;)
(15 people like this)
Blaine Anderson: *blush*
Kurt Hummel: *blush*
(Mercedes Jones and 9 others like this)
Santana Lopez: That's really wanky...
(Brittany S. Pierce and 8 others like this)
Carole Hudson: Oh, young love and the art of flirting...I remember it well.
(13 people like this)
Kurt Hummel: CAROLE! Not you, TOO!
Finn Hudson: mom! i did NOT need to hear that...
Carole Hudson: To be fair, sweetie, you didn't...you saw it.
(Puckzilla and 11 others like this)
Puckzilla: dude...your mom is, like, AWESOME.
(Carole Hudson likes this)
Burt Hummel has now joined Facebook.
Burt Hummel is now friends with Kurt Hummel, Carole Hudson, Finn Hudson, and 132 others.
Burt Hummel has changed his relationship status from 'Single', to 'Engaged'.
Burt Hummel likes Kurt Hummel's status.
Burt Hummel Kurt Hummel: who the hell is this blaine guy? do i need to get my shotgun?
Kurt Hummel: NO. Blaine's JUST a friend, Dad.
Burt Hummel: okay...but i think you and me need to have a little talk.
Kurt Hummel: *groans* Oh no...
Kurt Hummel: Just got a gay sex talk from my STRAIGHT dad...That's not awkward at all. =/
(16 people like this)
Puckzilla: LOL...sucks for you, man.
Burt Hummel: i don't see why you felt like you had to announce this to the world, kurt.
Carole Hudson: Burt's right, honey...
Kurt Hummel: =/
Blaine Anderson: Think of it this way, at least you have a dad who actually cares enough to talk to you about things like that.
Burt Hummel: blaine, i think you and i should have a little talk as well...
Kurt Hummel: DAD. NO.
Carole Hudson: Sweetie, don't be too much of an overprotective father...Kurt's old enough to take care of himself...
To: Blaine Anderson
From: Burt Hummel
Subject: Kurt.
What exactly are your intentions with my son?
To: Burt Hummel
From: Blaine Anderson
Subject: re: Kurt.
Well, I intend to help him with any problems he has, be a friend while he needs one, and just stand by him in general, sir.
To: Blaine Anderson
From: Burt Hummel
Subject: re: re: Kurt.
Hmm...well, for some reason, Kurt seems to really like you, but I'll be keeping my eye on you. And cut the 'sir' crap, it makes it sound like you're sucking up, which I KNOW you're not doing, right?
To: Burt Hummel
From: Blaine Anderson
Subject: re: re: re: Kurt.
I wouldn't expect any less, Mr. Hummel. And no, of course not.
To: Blaine Anderson
From: Burt Hummel
Subject: re: re: re: re: Kurt.
Riiiight...
Burt Hummel is now friends with Blaine Anderson.
Kurt Hummel: Wait, WHAT? Oh no...
Kurt Hummel Blaine Anderson: Okay, what did my dad say to you?
Blaine Anderson: Oh, nothing too horrible...
(Burt Hummel likes this)
Burt Hummel Kurt Hummel: why didn't tell me about that kerovsky guy or whatever?
Kurt Hummel: His name is Karofsky, dad, and I didn't want to worry you...
Burt Hummel: i'm your DAD, kiddo...it's my JOB to worry about you...
Finn Hudson Kurt Hummel: dude, y didn't u EVER mention what the hell karofsky did to you BEFORE? we're going 2 be step-brothers, soon...we're supposed to tell each other this kind of crap.
Kurt Hummel: Well, it's not like you were exactly willing to jump to my defense before. Tell me honestly, would you have done ANYTHING if I HAD told you?
Finn Hudson: ...
Carole Hudson: FINN HUDSON. I am appalled at you! Kurt is going to be your brother, it's your job to PROTECT him and Burt and I can't.
Burt Hummel: give me one reason why i shouldn't just kick you out of my house, finn...
Carole Hudson has changed her name to Carole Hudson-Hummel.
Carole Hudson-Hummel has changed her relationship status from 'Engaged', to 'Married'.
(Burt Hummel, Kurt Hummel, Finn Hudson, and 67 others like this)
Kurt Hummel: Ohmygosh, that wedding was beautiful...Carole looked amazing. (: And the vows were -very flattering- and they made tear up just a little...
(Carole Hudson-Hummel, Burt Hummel, and 37 others like this)
Carole Hudson-Hummel: Aw, thank you sweetheart. But we couldn't have done it without you. :) The reception and the music were wonderful. Where did you get all the money to buy everything?
Blaine Anderson: I was actually wondering the same thing...
Kurt Hummel: Used my allowance, and it wasn't as expensive as you might think. ;P I had a little less than a $1000 budget...
Finn Hudson: holy shit!
Carole Hudson-Hummel: Finn Hudson! LANGUAGE, MISTER.
Finn Hudson: sorry mom...
Puckzilla: lol...
Mercedes Jones: One of the highlights of the reception was watching Kurt and Blaine slow-dance...;) Oohh, Blaineee~~I saw that hand of yours go lower...
(Anthony Rashad, Santana Lopez, Tina Cohen-Chang, and 41 others like this)
Burt Hummel: he did what? KURT, GET MY SHOTGUN.
Blaine Anderson: *gulps*
Finn Hudson: dude...might wanna run or sumthing...
Blaine Anderson: Came back to Dalton from Kurt's house (after a long talk with his father that was VERY well acknowledged...), and found Wes Montgomery and David Thompson about to have sex on my bed. =/ I get that you two are lovey-dovey now, but does it have to be on MY BED?
(Nick Duval, Trent Nixon, Flint Wilson, Jeff Sterling, and 23 others like this)
Nick Duval: I could hear them moaning from upstairs...
Jeff Sterling: This is worse than the eye secks...
(Nick Duval and 17 others like this)
Nick Duval: Ooohhh, the wretched eye secks...
(34 people like this)
Wes Montgomery: Blaine, you're just bitter that you got caught with your hand on Kurt's ass...
(David Thompson, Nick Duval, and 46 others like this)
Nick Duval: w00t! BLAINEY, GET SOME!
Jeff Sterling: Finally got some action, did ya?
Blaine Anderson: SHUT UP!
Kurt Hummel: *blush*...Blaine, can we talk?
Blaine Anderson: ...okay.
Blaine Anderson is now in a relationship with Kurt Hummel.
(Mercedes Jones, Carole Hudson-Hummel, and 67 others like this)
Blaine Anderson: :)
Kurt Hummel: ;D
Puckzilla: lol...69 people...
(Santana Lopez likes this)
Burt Hummel: WHAT? do i need to get my shotgun out again?
Kurt Hummel: DAD! STOP IT!
Carole Hudson-Hummel: Oh, dear, just let them be...
(Kurt Hummel and 31 others like this)
Kurt Hummel: Yeah, dad, please? *puppy dog eyes*
Blaine Anderson: Ohmigod, the puppy dog eyes...
Burt Hummel: *glares*...fine, but i'm not happy about it.
(Carole Hudson-Hummel, Kurt Hummel, and 19 others like this)
Kurt Hummel: :D
(Blaine Anderson likes this)
Puckzilla: whipped!
Burt Hummel: puckerman, shut the hell up. i still have my shotgun.
Finn Hudson: lol, fail...
Puckzilla: DUDE. just shut up...
I just wrote Carole/Burt (Curt? No..Carurt?...no. Barole? Maybe...), Klaine humor, put the Warblin' Trio in the wedding, a little Mercthony, Wevid almost-schmex, and GOT KLAINE TOGETHER.
...
I feel accomplished. Don't worry, though, it's not over yet. ;P
I'mma wait for reviews nao.