This is just a one-shot to help me get over my writers block, yes it has genderbending, and yes it is au, and yes lovi will seem extremely ooc, but oh well. full list of songs shall be at the end authors note. I OWN NOTHING

I am not here. I did not agree to this. I am not in a bar with a bunch of drunk teenagers. I did not sneak in here with the rest of them. And I did NOT agree to be the designated driver! Lovina Vargas thought to herself. Aw hell, I DID agree to all of that.

Not only did Lovina agree to all this, but they were also in a karaoke bar. A goddamn karaoke bar. And now, Lovina was sitting on a bar stool, next to her was her almost drunk boyfriend, Antonio. She was just about to get up to go to the bathroom when she heard her idiotic brother's voice on coming from the stage.

I've been awake for a while now
you've got me feelin like a child now
cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tinglies in a silly place

As Feli sang the first verse of the song, It became plain who she was talking about, especially when he pulled his girlfriend, Louise, on stage. Even though the song was sang by a girl, Feli evidently didn't care. It was also plain that the song couldn't have fit Louise less. The song talked about a 'bubbly' face, Louise was probably the most serious person Lovina knew.

It starts in my toes
and I crinkle my nose
where ever it goes I always know
that you make me smile
please stay for a while now
just take your time
where ever you go

When Feli sang the first line, he pointed to his toes, singing the second, he touched his noes. At the third line, he span in a circle, and the fourth flashed a huge smile. He pranced around the stage for the rest of the song.

The rain is fallin on my window pane
but we are hidin in a safer place
under covers stayin dry and warm
you give me feelins that I adore

Singing the first line, Feli, mimed tapping on a window, then at the second line, put his arms over his chest, hugging himself. For the third line, he held up Louise's arm and pretended to use it and umbrella, and for the fourth, the spun around again.

It starts in my toes
make me crinkle my nose
where ever it goes
i always know
that you make me smile
please stay for a while now
just take your time
where ever you go

Feli repeated the actions in from the first course, Lovina thought how dumb he looked, and Louise was standing off to the side, looking extremely uncomfortable. Lovina couldn't help but think that Feli must be a little bit drunk. By now, he had drawn quite a crowd to the bottom of the stage.

What am I gonna say
when you make me feel this way
I just...mmmmmm

It starts in my toes
make me crinkle my nose
where ever it goes
i always know
that you make me smile
please stay for a while now
just take your time
where ever you go

This time, Feli pranced and twirled, eventually, he twirled into Louise's arms, Lovina didn't know if this was accidentally or purposely, but she didn't want to find out.

I've been asleep for a while now
You tucked me in just like a child now
Cause every time you hold me in your arms
I'm comfortable enough to feel your warmth

At the first line, Feli closed his eyes, as if pretending to sleep, then at the second line, he surprised Louise with a random hug. On the third line, he wrapped Louise's arms around him, infuriating Lovina. Feli just stayed in Louise's arms while he sang the fourth line.

It starts in my soul
And I lose all control
When you kiss my nose
The feelin shows
Cause you make me smile
Baby just take your time now
Holdin me tight

For the first line, Feli pointed to his heart, for the second, he spun wildly. On the third line, he tapped his nose, and for the fourth, he kissed Louise on the cheek, making her blush. Singing the fifth line he flashed another huge smile and on the sixth and seventh lines, he spun around the stage.

Where ever, where ever, where ever you go
Where ever, where ever, where ever you go

As Feli sang the last two line, he skipped around the stage, then took Louise arm and arm with him and half skipped, half walked off the stage.

Needless to say, Lovina was dumbfounded. She mumbled to Antonio, "C'mon, lets go." While dragging him off to the stage area, he was only to happy to comply. As they reached the stage, they saw that another person was already up there, an albino person. An albino person that was one of Antonio's best friends, an albino person that was one of Antonio's best friends named Gilbert. Before either of them could speak they heard Gilbert's raspy voice shout out, "THIS ONE IS FOR MADDIE!" Pointing to his girlfriend, Madeline Williams, who looked absolutely terrified at the prospect of being pointed out to a bunch of other people. Then, the unspeakable happened, Gilbert started singing.

I thought love was
Only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else
But not for me
Love was out to get to me
That's the way it seems
Disappointment haunted
All my dreams

Gilbert did no dance move like Feli had, Gil was obviously too drunk and was having enough trouble getting the words right.

And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her
If I tried

I thought love was
More or less a given thing
The more I gave the less
I got, oh yeah
What's the use in trying
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine
I got rain

And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her
If I tried

What's the use in trying
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine
I got rain

And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her
If I tried

Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Now I'm a believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm a believer
Then I saw her face
I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm a believer

After Gilbert finished the song, everyone clapped, especially Antonio and Francis. Lovina saw Arthur Kirkland, the student body presadent, the last person she thought would be sneaking into a bar, going on stage. Out of the two people that had been up before him, Arthur was by far the most drunk. He walked up to the mic and bellowed

Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone,
Help!

As if she had heard Arthur's "plea" for help Ally Jones jumped on stage and screamed, "ARITE! I'LL WILL BE THE HERO THAT HELPS YOU!" Arthur looked at his girlfriend for a moment, not saying anything. Ally took his silence as a rejection and screamed at him, "WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE YOUR HERO?" Arthur knew he was on the spot here, he replied, "I...er...um..." His eyes quickly sweeping over Avelina, the exchange student from Portugal, before saying, "Of course Ally." and continuing on with the song. What Arthur failed to notice, however, that Lovina did notice, was Avelina's face falling.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in anyway.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round.
Help me get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like, I've never done before.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round.
Help me get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in anyway.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And i do appreciate you being 'round.
Help me get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?
Help me,
Help me,
Ooooooo.

When Arthur finished his song, the disappointed Avelina went on stage, determined to get the message to Arthur, one way or another. Avelina was of course, like every one else, drunk. What Lovina was not expecting was that Avelina's song choice, it was from Lovina's favorite musicals. The music started, and Avelina started to sing.

And now I'm all alone again nowhere to turn, no one to go to
without a home without a friend without a face to say hello to
And now the night is near
Now I can make believe he's here

Sometimes I walk alone at night
When everybody else is sleeping
I think of him and then I'm happy
With the company I'm keeping
The city goes to bed
And I can live inside my head

On my own
Pretending he's beside me
All alone
I walk with him till morning
Without him
I feel his arms around me
And when I lose my way I close my eyes
And he has found me

In the rain the pavement shines like silver
All the lights are misty in the river
In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight
And all I see is him and me forever and forever

And I know it's only in my mind
That I'm talking to myself and not to him
And although I know that he is blind
Still I say, there's a way for us

I love him
But when the night is over
He is gone
The river's just a river
Without him
The world around me changes
The trees are bare and everywhere
The streets are full of strangers

I love him
But every day I'm learning
All my life
I've only been pretending
Without me
His world would go on turning
A world that's full of happiness
That I have never known

I love him
I love him
I love him
But only on my own

If the place hadn't been filled with so many drunks, Lovina was sure Avelina would be called up for and encore, but, on the bright side, she did get a very loud applause, and Lovina was clapping the hardest. Suddenly, the most unlikely person you would find on stage was suddenly up there, Maddie Williams, who at this point in time, was very drunk. She started singing a song Lovina didn't recognize.

I am a question to the world
Not an answer to be heard
Or a moment
That's held in your arms

And what do you think you'd ever say?
I won't listen anyway
You don't know me
And I'll never be what you want me to be

And what do you think you'd understand?
I'm a girl, no, I'm a woman
You can't take me
And throw me away

And how can you learn what's never shown?
Yeah, you stand here on your own
They don't know me
Cause I'm not here

And I want a moment to be real
Wanna touch things I don't feel
Wanna hold on and feel I belong
And how can the world want me to change?
They're the ones that stay the same
They don't know me
Cause I'm not here

And you see the things they never see
All you wanted I could be
Now you know me
And I'm not afraid

And I want to tell you who I am
Can you help me be a woman
They can't break me
As long as I know who I am

And I want a moment to be real
Wanna touch things I don't feel
Wanna hold on, and feel I belong
And how can the world want me to change?
They're the ones that stay the same
They don't know me
Cause I'm not here

They can't tell me who to be
Cause I'm not what they see
Yeah, the world is still sleepin while I keep on dreaming for me
And their words are just whispers and lies that I'll never believe.

And I want a moment to be real
Wanna touch things I don't feel
Wanna hold on, and feel I belong
And how can the world want me to change?
They're the ones that stay the same
They can't see me
But I'm still here

I'm the one now
Cause I'm still here
I'm the one
Cause I'm still here
I'm still here
I'm still here
I'm still here

Lovina was once again amazed, she new the girl was kind of invisible, but she would have never had known that such a quite, sweet girl would have so many feelings all bottled up. No one was going onstage now, and Lovina had been planing this for a while, besides she wasn't about to let a bunch of dunk people show her up. She told Antonio where she was going and climbed on stage, selecting the music from the karaoke machine. And started singing.

Miss Independent
Miss Self-sufficient
Miss Keep-your-distance

Miss Unafraid
Miss Outta-my-way
Miss Don't-let-a-man-interfere, no

Miss On-her-own
Miss Almost-grown
Miss Never-let-a-man-help-her-off-her-throne

So, by keeping her heart protected
She'd never ever feel rejected
Little Miss Apprehensive
I said ooh, she fell in love

What is this feeling taking over?
Thinking no one could open the door
Surprise! It's time to feel what's real

What happened to Miss Independent?
No longer need to be defensive
Goodbye, old you, when love is true

Miss Guarded-heart
Miss Play-it-smart
Miss If-you-wanna-use-that-line-you-better-not-start, no

But she miscalculated
She didn't want to end up jaded
And this miss decided not to miss out on true love

So, by changing her misconceptions
She went in a new direction
And found inside she felt a connection
She fell in love

What is this feeling taking over?
Thinking no one could open the door
Surprise! It's time to feel what's real

What happened to Miss Independent?

No longer need to be defensive
Goodbye, old you, when love is true

When Miss Independent walked away
No time for love that came her way
She looked in the mirror and thought today
What happened to Miss No-longer-afraid?

It took some time for her to see
How beautiful love could truly be
No more talk of, "Why can't that be me?"
I'm so glad I finally see

What is this feeling taking over?
Thinking no one could open the door
Surprise! It's time to feel what's real

What happened to Miss Independent?
No longer need to be defensive
Goodbye, old you, when love is true

She got down from the stage and rounded up all the people she had promised a ride to. When they were all in a pig group by her van, she said, "Come on everyone, lets go home." the tune of Miss Independent running through her head.

Songs: Feli: Bubbly~Colbie Caillat
Gilbert: I'm A Believer~Smash Mouth
Arthur: Help~Beatles
Avelina: On My Own~Les Miserables
Maddie: I'm Still Here~Goo Goo Dolls
Lovina: Miss Independent~Kelly Clarkson

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