A/N: OMG! I am so sorry! I know I said that I'd update a while ago, but I couldn't figure out how to add a chapter. So anyways, I hope y'all aren't mad at me and thanks to everyone who reviewed and favourited/alerted my story. Trust me, it means a lot. So heres chapter 2 or 1 depending on whether or not you count the intro as a chapter.
Disclaimer: Sadly, James Patterson wont give me the rights to buy Maximum Ride, so I still don't own it
Max POV
*Beep Beep* Ughh! What the hell is that noise? Shut up noise! I felt around trying to make whatever was making the noise stop. Finally I found the source of the annoying noise and threw it across the room, hoping it would break. If you haven't figured this out yet, the noise was coming from my alarm clock. Anyways, when I threw it I thought it would break. But did it? Nope! It just kept ringing! Stupid alarm clock. Who the hell even invented alarm clocks? If he or she is still alive, I'm gonna kill them. The evil device woke me up from my dream where I ruled the world! No one wakes me up from that dream! No one!
"Oh Maxieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" called a Ella. Ella is my younger sister. I love her to death, but right now, I hate everything! You wanna know why? Because of my dang alarm clock! "Max! Are you awake yet?" "No," stupid alarm clocks! It's still ringing! "Max, wake up right now and go take a shower. I'm giving you a makeover before school." Makeover? No way in hell will anyone ever give me, Maximum Ride, a makeover! Why am I saying all this in my head you ask? Well honestly, I have no clue. So decided to voice my thoughts. "Uh hell no! Who or what made you think that you could actually give me, Maximum Ride, something as disgusting as a makeover," I said the word as if it was the most disgusting thing in the world, which in my mind, it was. "Oh come on! Please?" Ughh! This girl just doesn't know when to quit does she. I bet that when I open my eyes she'll be giving me bambi eyes. She knows I can't resist bambi eyes. I'm just not gonna look at her. But I have to open my eyes eventually. I still have to get to school, no matter how much I don't want to go. Sigh. I might as well brace myself for the torture. So I open my eyes and what do I see? Ella and her stupid bambi eyes. "Fine, lets just get this over with," I said in an extremely depressing tone. "OMG! Thanks so much Maxie! I'm gonna love you forever! Now go, take a shower." So I drag my lazy but out of bed and take a shower. Once I come out Ella tells me to change into the outfit she has picked out for me. Surprisingly, it wasn't that bad. At least its not pink. It was a pair of faded black skinny jeans, a tight red t-shirt saying rose are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one's for you. I love that shirt. And on top of that, she gave me a studded black leather jacket. So it was all good. So I changed into that and told Ella I was done. "ZOMG! Max you look so good in that! This just proves it! I am a miracle worker!" Hey! What I usually wear isn't that bad! I look fine! I mean, its school, not a fashion show! "Okay so now its time to do your hair!" Oh joy! "Don't make that face! I'm not gonna do much. I'm just gonna blow dry and straiten it" Okay so that doesn't sound so bad. So I just let her do it. After she was done, I looked in the mirror to see how it looked, and oh my God! I looked great! I know right? Me looking great! I wasn't so happy for long though. You wanna know why? Cause next was the makeup. That's like the worst part! "Yo, Elles, do you have to do the makeup?" I asked her. "Uh, yaa. That's like the best part!" This was trying to kill me wasn't she? "Fine! Just keep it non slutty, k?" "Duh! Why would I want my big sis to end up being part of Lissa's crew?" In case you were wondering, Lissa is the school slut. I hate her so much. She wears heels so high she could fall and break her neck in them and her voice is so high and squeaky it'll make you go deaf. And you don't wanna know how much makeup she wears. She literally looks like a clown. You cant even tell if she has a face under all that makeup. Im not even joking. So basically what Ella did was, she put on some black eyeliner, some black mascara and a pinkish red lipgloss. I guess that wasn't so bad. I looked in the mirror and OMFG! I looked HOT! Yup, I said it. I, Maximum Ride, looked hot. Just then my stomach started growling, so me and Ella went to get some breakfast. Mmmmmmm I smell bacon! I love bacon. I wanna marry bacon. But that would be gross, so I wont marry bacon. Do you know who made the bacon? No not my mom. My twin brother, Iggy. Iggy makes the best bacon. He actually got all the cooking skills that I was supposed to get. You see, I burn water- literally. While Iggy, can cook like a pro. So after shoving like half the plate of bacon down my throat, me, Iggy, and Ella made our way to school. "Yo, Max, we need to pick Fang up too." Said Iggy. Um, excuse me? Did he just say the name of the enemy? I think he did. And now he wants us to pick him up too! I think he's going crazy cause everyone knows that there's no way in hell that I would do a favour for Fang Martinez! I hate his guts! "Iggy, are you living in some sort of fantasy world, where I would do anything for Fang?" "Come on Max. Please, just this once? I'll give you 20 bucks." "Fine. But only this once." Now if your wondering why I he's asking me if we can pick him up, it's because I'm the one with the car. And I'm the one who actually passed the drivers test. So now we're on our way to Fang's house. Also known as the enemy! But does Iggy understand that? Nooooooo!
Okay! So that's the end of the chapter. I would have continued it, but I got tired of typing. Anyways, please review. I'll give y'all cookies! Let me know if its too short. I can try and make it longer next time.