Okay, Family Force 5 is back by popular demand here! Thank you for reviewing this ONE-SHOT….*glares* Haha, jk. Anyway, this is an RP of every family's greatest fear…Long car rides. Wish our team luck!
Tezz: *listening to the music*
Spinner: I'm hungry!
Stanford: That must really suck.
Vert: Stanford, be nice…
Sherman: Are we there yet?
AJ: I need to pee!
Agura: We'll pull over in a few minutes.
AJ: But I need to pee NOW!
Tezz: *pulls out headphone* WE'RE ON A HIGHWAY, DO YOU SEE A GAS
STATION ANYWHERE?
AJ: *whimpers* No, but I…
Spinner: Just hold it!
AJ: I can't!
Sherman: He can go on the side of the road…
Spinner: EW! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GERMS ARE OUT THERE, FOO?
Sage: Just let the boy take a whaz so he can shut up! I'm reading here! *Holding upside-
down newspaper*
Sherman: Uh, Grandma, that's…
Sage: What? DO I TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE?
Sherman: *shrinks into seat*
Sage: *resumes reading* Aw, Lohan's in rehab again…
AJ: Oh! What's rehab, Gwamma?
Sage: Well, sweetie, it's a place where crack-heads go because they're too high to live a normal life. Then, after eight weeks, they act like they've had a breakthrough, make a bunch of money and then go get hammered all over again!
Vert and Agura: SAGE!
Sage: What? *shrugs*
AJ: What's getting hammered?
Vert: *glares at Sage* Don't you DARE, Mom!
Sage: Fine! It's when you're so drunk, a giant hammer falls out of the sky and hits you on the head. *Sticks out tongue at Vert*
AJ: OH! I DON'T WANT THAT!
Stanford: Eh, wait until high school…
Sherman: Are we there YET?
Spinner: *trying to read Sage's newspaper* Oh! Gramma, what's…pro-bat-ee-on? (Probation)
Sage: *pats his head* You'll find out when you're older, sweetie…
Vert and Agura: *whip heads around* SAGE!
Sage: *glares and takes out a book instead*
AJ: I really needa go, Uncle Vert!
Vert: AJ, I told you, there aren't any gas stations for another four miles! Hold it!
AJ: What if I can't?
Stanford: *hands him a towel*
AJ: *takes the towel and starts unbuttoning pants, then shoves the towel into his pants*
Sherman: O.O….Hey, are we there yet?
AJ: Hey Uncle Vert?
Vert: Yeah, AJ?
AJ: I don't have to go anymore…
All: *stare at AJ*
Tezz: Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Stanford: Oh, like you would know!
Tezz: EH! *slaps the back of Stanford's head because he's sitting behind him* SHUT UP!
Stanford: OW! *turns around so that he's facing Tezz and rips out an earphone* OOOOH! THIS BE SOME NAUGHTY MUSIC, TEZZ!
Tezz: *blushes and yanks the earphone back* LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!
Stanford: HEY, I DON-….well, okay….
Agura: TEZZ! STANFORD!
Both: WHAT?
Agura: *facepalms*
AJ: Hey Tezz? What does the "man gotta do" when he's done using the towel?
Tezz: Typically burns it.
AJ: *looks at towel and shrugs* Okay, but Daddy says I can't use matches yet so can you hold it for me? *tosses towel at Tezz*
Tezz: *Towel lands in lap* UGHGAAGAHG! HIS URINE IS ON MY PANTS!
Stanford: *Dying from laughter*
Tezz: O.o (Eye twitch) YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? *wraps towel around Stanford's head*
Stanford: *Screams* MY FACE, MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Vert: STOP THROWING AROUND AJ'S PEE TOWEL! *grabs towel and chucks it out the window*
All: *freeze*
Spinner:…So can we get some food now?
All kids: YAY!
Agura: *sighs* Okay, there's a McDonald's on that exit.
Stanford: I would rather eat AJ's pee towel than anything that comes from that greasy, fattening-
Spinner: HAPPY MEALS! *Pushes on Vert's seat* GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
Vert: GAH! *swerves*
Car next to them that Vert almost hit: *honks*
Vert: *rolls down window and yells* SORRY!
Car: *honks again*
Sage: *rolls down her window and sticks up middle finger* Yeah, you want some of this, BETCH?
Spinner: GRANDMA!
Vert: SAGE!
AJ: SQUIRREL!
All: *immediately turn to windows and stare*
Sage: *sneakily turns around and flips off the other car again*
Agura: *notices* Sage…
Sage: *sticks out tongue and resumes reading*
LATER….
Sherman: Are we ther-
All: NO.
Spinner: MOM, AJ GOT MORE FRIES THAN ME!
Sage: So steal some!
Vert: Mom!
Sage: That's how we did it when I was a kid.
Spinner: *tries to sneak one of AJ's fries*
AJ: NO! *Hits Spinner's hand*
Spinner: Ow! *Hits AJ back*
Both: *start a slap fight*
Sage: *Takes both their Happy Meals and starts eating all their fries* NOMNOMNOM
Sherman: Are we there yet?
Agura: No, sweetie.
Spinner and AJ: *Stop fighting and reach for Happy Meals*
Spinner: Hey, who ate all my fries? TEZZ! *Glares at Tezz and starts beating him up*
Tezz: WHAT THE-
Agura: *Death glares*
Tezz: *gulps* Uhm…fudge? STOP HITTING ME! *Steals Spinner's toy*
Spinner: NO! *Tries to steal it back*
Tezz: *Passes toy to Stanford*
Stanford: *Hands it to AJ*
AJ: *Passes it to Sherman*
Sherman, Tezz, Stanford, AJ, Spinner: *Arms tangled and fighting for toy* GAH!
Vert: *Reaches back and snatches toy, hits all five of them with it, and then takes it back*
All: HEY!
Vert: *Chucks toy out the window*
Spinner: M-my-MY TOY! *Starts kicking Vert's seat*
Vert: Hey? Spinner? HEY!
Sage: Hey, SHUT UP. *Puts legs on top of Spinner's so he can't kick them*
Spinner: Awwwww! *Pauses, then starts singing* Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of bee-
Agura: *gasps* SPINNER! WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT SONG!
Spinner: *points at Tezz*
Tezz: *points at Stanford*
Stanford: *points at Zoom (Sleeping the whole trip)*
Zoom: *Wakes up* GA!
Agura: *facepalms*
Sherman: *Pauses* Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii….inety-eight bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-eight bottles of beeeeeeeerrrrrrr!
All: TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND, NINETY-SEVEN BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!
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Sherman: Are we there yet?
All: NO!
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