I'm not much for updates, but I felt I need to do one before starting this story. Pokemon: Delusional Version follows a stereotypical Mary Sue through her Pokemon journey. The twist, however, is that the world doesn't go along with her self-elevating garbage; it's how someone would really react to someone like a Mary Sue. Updates for this story will be few and far between, as I am a very busy person with a life, and my main story focus at the moment is on Lame-os, another Mary Sue parody set in the Heroes universe; I really enjoy writing it, so check it out if you'd like. I also have another parody planned, as well as three serious stories. I'm always fishing for ideas, so if you have a thought, or a story with a major Sue I could use in researching ideas, let me know. I feel obligated to mention that saying I don't own Pokemon, which I obviously don't, will in NO WAY protect me, nor anyone else, from any kind of legal action. Without further ado, here's Pokemon: Delusional Version.

Ambyr Superia woke up on a particularly beautiful, sunny day. She was sixteen years old, and today was the day her parents had finally consented to allow her to go on her pokemon journey! Oh, the joy!

She swiftly leaped out of bed and looked in her mirror. She had wavy, luxurious, waist-length blonde hair, eyes that seemed to change to every color imaginable (which, in reality, would probably be the sign of some type of degenerative disease), and a smile that could calm even an enraged Primeape! She was drop-dead gorgeous!

She changed out of her silky, lacy, frilly, expensive white nightgown, and picked out the outfit she would wear on her journey. She put on a pretty pink miniskirt, a black top with spaghetti straps, black combat boots, and a mysterious silver necklace with a blue gem in it that had been passed down in her family for generations. She let her beautiful blonde hair fall over her shoulders, and she was ready to go!

She left her gigantic mansion, looking all pretty and with her speshul majikal Sue bling around her neck, and began walking down the road to Professor Oak's lab in order to receive her very first Pokemon! She was so excited!

On the way there, she bumped into her best friend, Aurelia. The two of them had been friends since before kindergarten! Aurelia always wished she was as pretty, smart, and cool as Ambyr! Ambyr totally had other friends too, though!

"Oh, Ambyr! Hi!" cheerfully exclaimed Aurelia as she ran towards Ambyr.

"Good morning, Aurelia," sweetly said Ambyr. "How are you?"

"I'm doing great! Are you ready to receive your very first Pokemon?"

"Yeah! I'm very excited about this exciting prospect," excitedly replied Ambyr with a sense of excitement at all of this excitement.

"Cool!" exclaimed Aurelia. "I wish my parents would let me go on a Pokemon journey so I could be cool like you…"

"Oh, Aurelia, don't worry!" cheerfully exclaimed Ambyr. "You'll get a Pokemon someday!"

"Thanks, Ambyr!" said Aurelia with an enormous grin. "That makes me feel better, even though it's only been five seconds since I became upset in the first place!"

Aurelia then continued skipping down the road towards her house, leaving Ambyr to continue on her trek to Professor Oak's lab. Someone needs to invent the assembly line in the Pokemon world already, so cars can actually be available.

All of a sudden, she saw Amanda, who went to school with her and Aurelia. She was a pretty, popular cheerleader, and Ambyr just knew that she was jealous of her and thought she was totally cool!

"Good morning, Amanda," Ambyr greeted her. "How are you today? I'm going to Professor Oak's lab to get my first Pokemon! Pretty cool, huh?"

"Um, no?" responded Amanda coldly. "You and that freak you hang out with are the only ones in the entire school who don't have a Pokemon. And why are you talking to me? You're so weird." She then walked off.

Ambyr smiled. Amanda totally thought she was cool! She was also totally jealous, and definitely wanted to be her friend and be just like her! She continued towards the lab.

When she arrived, Professor Oak wasn't standing outside waiting for her as she had expected. Weird, huh? She walked in the door and saw him sitting at a desk.

"Good morning, Professor," Ambyr sweetly greeted him. "I'm here to receive my first Pokemon!"

The Professor's eyes lit up when he saw Dawn! "Oh, good morning, Abner, I mean, uh… Ambyr! That's excellent! Unfortunately, I already gave all three of the starters away!"

"Oh no!" exclaimed Ambyr.

"Wait, I know!" exclaimed Professor Oak with a snap of his fingers. He grabbed a pokeball and tossed it to Ambyr, which, though she was sure she would catch like a pro, she missed, causing it to break the window and go flying outside.

After she had retrieved it and pretended like she had caught it like a pro, Professor Oak continued speaking. "Take good care of it! It's very rare!"

Ambyr tossed the pokeball into the air, excitedly anticipating what would pop out. It was a pretty, pink, cat-like creature, levitating in the air!

"Mew!" it exclaimed.

"Alright!" exclaimed Ambyr. "Thanks Professor! Now to begin my journey!" She returned Mew to its pokeball and dashed out the door at full speed!

"Ah, crap," said Professor Oak. "I meant to give her the half-dead Pidgey I had in the pokeball next to that. I really need to start labeling these things…" He then poured himself a shot of Aristocrat and drank until he blacked out.

Ambyr tentatively took her first step onto Route 1. This was so exciting! She was finally leaving on her Pokemon journey, and nothing was going to get in her way of being the very best in the whole entire world of 6.7 billion people!