Helloooo.

Summary – When your boyfriend doesn't get the joke, you demonstrate it. ~SasuSaku short.

String of Laughter

"What did the egg say before he got boiled?" Sakura asked, remembering a joke that Kakashi told her just a couple of weeks ago. Her breakfast—two boiled eggs, which reminded her of the joke—sat before her, almost forgotten.

She was staring at Sasuke with an odd look in her eyes. It spoke trouble. He looked at her incredulously.

"Eggs don't talk." he said, finishing the last of his coffee and flipping a page in his book.

"Pshhhh," she said, leaning forward in her seat. She reached out and grabbed his book, tossing it behind her. She plopped back in her seat, crossing her legs.

"I was reading that." he said with a glare. She glared back.

"It's a joke, Sasuke," Sakura said, tapping a finger on the glass dinner table. "It doesn't matter if the egg talks."

Sasuke scoffed, standing up to get himself another mug of coffee. "If that doesn't matter then how are you so sure the egg is a male?"

Sakura slapped a palm to her forehead. He never gets jokes. Pressing her hand

"Cuz it needs to be a dude. Now answer the joke, sweetums."

He looked at her pointedly before replying, "I don't know. What?"

" 'It's gonna talk me a while to get hard cuz I just got laid.' Hawhawhaw."

She started to giggle uncontrollably. Not getting the joke, his brow furrowed and he set down his mug. "I don't understand," he said slowly.

Sakura stopped laughing. Giving him a look that said, 'Are you stupid?'

"I laid it out for you; it's not hard understand," she said, emphasizing her words.

"I just don't understand why a newly laid egg would take longer to boil than an older egg."

Sakura sighed exasperatingly, standing up. She leaned on the counter, giving him a hard look. "Did you not get the innuendo?" At his blank look, she sighed again. "Sasuke, getting hard takes longer after you get laid."

Realization dawned on Sasuke and his forehead smoothed. Sakura almost smiled but he said, "I still don't understand."

He straightened his stance and closed the little distance between him and Sakura. Wrapping his arms around her, he blew on her ear, delighted at her shiver.

"I think I need a demonstration."

Haiiii. Sorry about the veryveryveryveryveryvery late update, especially if it's not for the story you were hoping for. But hopefully this kinda-sorta makes it up to you. :)

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