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Wrote Another Story:)

I Really Love Yaoi
Its Just So Amazing! xD

So yeah! This Is the First Of Many Chapters Of "One Hell Of A Night"!

Hope You Like It!

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As Roy's eyes fluttered open, he yawned and stretched. His head ached and his stomach whirled. 'Damn...How much did i have to drink last night?' Roy thought as he sat up in his bed, rubbing his temples.

He looked around his room. Everything was in place but he had a weird feeling something wasn't right.

"What happened last night?" Roy muttered to himself, blinking hard. He obliviously had a bad hangover but he was used to that sort of thing, knowing that he loves to party and to drink.

Then he felt something move in his bed.

'Shit! I brought someone home? I must have been hammered! I never take anyone home!' Mustang thought, starting to freak out.

He took a deep breath and looked over his shoulder at the sleeping girl in his bed. She had long golden hair and seemed very short. 'At least I brought home a cute one,' Roy thought with a smile.

The girl moved again and now Roy could see her face and his heart sank. "Fuck!" Roy blurted then quickly covered his mouth.

In his bed laying next to him wasn't a girl...It was the Full Metal Alchemist, Edward Elric.

'Why? Oh god! I think I took his V-Card! Oh god I'm so screwed!' Roy thought freaking out even more now. His heart fluttered and his stomach whirled faster.

"Mmm...," Edward moaned as he rolled closer to Roy.

Roy jumped off the bed and looked down at the ground. His and Edward's clothes lied on the ground, mashed together. Then Roy looked at his body. His eyes grew wide and he covered his mouth to muffle the screaming. He was completely naked and so was Edward.

'FUCK!' Roy thought, his mind racing. He ran to his drawer and grabbed a pair of boxers and an down stairs for some coffee or something to wake him up from this unbelievable dream.

"Okay, think Mustang. What happened last night?" Roy said to himself, pacing around his kitchen. "Wait...How old is Edward again? Fuck! I got a minor drunk and I took his V-Card! Mother Fucker!" Roy sat down at the table and took a drink of his black coffee. He put his head down on the table and muttered, "I am soooo screwed."

"Ummm...Sir?" someone said from behind him.

Roy looked up and over his shoulder at the now clothed Edward. "Umm...Hello Full Metal," Roy said awkwardly.

"W-What happened last night...?" Edward asked, his face red like fire.

"Ummm...I...I can't remember," Roy muttered.

"Oh...Shit," Edward muttered, his face getting redder.