Okay, two chapters in one go :') Just warning you this chapter's super long… I kinda got carried away but whatever, hope you like it anyways :'3 This chapter's just carrying on from the last one so everyone's still online. Hope you enjoy it, here you go!
Reference:
Rachel- barbralupone
Finn- frankenteen
Santana- straightupbitch
Brittany- itsbrittanybitch
Artie- wheels
Tina- asianselflover
Mike- kidwhocandance
Puck- sexmaniac
Quinn- promqueen
Kurt- kurtelizabethhummel
Mercedes- flyingsolodiva
Blaine- blaineandthepips
Lauren- yougotzized
Sam- rock'n'rollbieber
promqueen: erm guys I don't think it's the time for virtual singing since a very angry santana has just knocked artie out of his wheelchair…
flyingsolodiva: woah. santana looks mad, like really mad :S
kurtelizabethhummel: oh dear god, artie's brave for turning up like this, santana looks like she's ready to kill someone…
blaineandthepips: dudesss, why's artieee on da floor? when did he turn up?
asianselflover: just now, he rolled through the door…
itsbrittanybitch: then santana kinda attacked him and he fell out of his wheelchair :S I'm gonna go help him get back up
asianselflover: I'll come and help you brittany
kurtelizabethhummel: I think I'll go and calm santana down… she seems a bit hysterical at the moment O_o
flyingsolodiva: good luck kurt…
blaineandthepips: this partayy's got dramatic :o
promqueen: you could say that… lauren's got a black eye, santana's cut her lip open & knocked artie out of his wheelchair and artie's lying in santana's hallway…
blaineandthepips: alrighttt quinnn no needd to ruin de fun :(
straightupbitch: its fine guys I sorted the four eyes out.
frankenteen: santana don't you think that's kinda of mean just chucking him out onto the street like that…
rock'n'rollbieber: finn, I'd be careful what I say if I were you, santana's drunk…
frankenteen: yes but as you probably remember she's classed as a weepy girl drunk and is currently in Mike's arms sobbing…
rock'n'rollbieber: -_- did you just miss the last 5 minutes where santana was attacking Lauren or something…
straightupbitch: anndd you aren't even classed as a drunk finnocence causeee you don't drink! which sucks.
barbralupone: hey guys I fooorrrgoot to ttelelll yooouuuu JESSE 3 will be here sooooon like nnooww I think :s
straightupbitch: yay jeessee I love Jesse he is my number one forever and ever tilll I diee
kidwhocandance: santana will you stop crying? my t-shirt's got all wet…
itsbrittanybitch: you should be a stripper drunk like mee mikee, tina tells me those abs are as awesoomme as unicorns and dolphins : D so they must be pretty awesome.
asianselflover: its alright Jesse's here now mike, him and santana are pretty close… I'm sure he'll calm her down…
straightupbitch: what makes you think that asiannn?
asianselflover: ohh nothing :P
supersmoothagent has entered the chatroom
straightupbitch: WHERE'S MY JESSE GIVE ME MY JESSEE!
frankenteen: now she's converted to an angry girl drunk :/
rock'n'rolbieber: oh you finally caught on then did you…
supersmoothagent: its alright santana I'm here and imma get this party started!
frankenteen: erm Jesse we were fine without you, actually we were having a pretty fun time.
supersmoothagent: whatever you say finnocence. ha! sorry couldn't resist, did you know santana's got a lot of funny names for you. by the way santana why was there a guy in a wheelchair outside your door?
straightupbitch: what do you mean 'was there'? he should still be there : (
supersmoothagent: no he wheeled away as soon as I said I was santana's friend :s
itsbrittanybitch: aaahhh jesse you're such a nice person saying artie wheeled down the street :3 people could learn from you, you should be our nations president.
frankenteen: -_-
straightupbitch: wait. he was conscious? I knocked him out cold for sure, damn I obviously need to hit him harder next time.
supersmoothagent: next time? santana I don't think he'll be coming near you again anytime soon and thanks britt I have considered it but I have bigger plans, like setting up a dolphin charity :)
itsbrittanybitch: I LOVE YOU ,YOU LOVE DOLPHINS :O
frankenteen: you're such a manipulative person, making people like you with lies because you cant get friends any other way…
barbralupone: finn stop laying into my boyfriend, you can't lecture people about lying -_- HYPOCRITEEE!
straightupbitch: well meeee and jesssee totally havee it going on sooo he wonntt be your boyfriend for much loooonnnggger man hands.
barbralupone: what's that supposed to mean?
promqueen: I think this is a perfect time for a game…
flyingsolodiva: agreed.
sexmaniac: anyone got any ideas? I'd like it to involve drinking because that's fun. and there's definitely some people who are too sober. *cough* finn. quinn.
frankenteen: designated driver
barbralupone: jesse what does santana mean?
yougotzized: I am totally not turned on by you right now.
asianselflover: what about 'never have I ever'?
blaineandthepips: thaaattt soooundddds toootttallllyyy aawwweeesommmee, everyone go sit in a circle in the loungeee! CAUSEE CIRCLES ARE THE MOST AWESOMEST SHAPE EVER XD
itsbrittanybitch: I'm confused. how'd you play never have I ever… O.o
straightupbitch: welllll basicalllyyy, for example, someone says never have I ever rode a dolphin and if you have rode a dolphin you take a sip of your drink, if you haven't, you don't do anything. d'you get it britt?
itsbrittanybitch: mmmmmm, kindaaa…
straightupbitch: it'll make more sense when we play : ) who wantssss to start this thangg?
sexmaniac: I will ;)
Saturday, 11:29pm
flyingsolodiva: ugh. trust puck to do 'never have I ever had a random'. -_-
frankenteen: is it just me who isn't surprised that brittany's had a random… O.o
kurtelizabethhummel: or puck or santana for that matter…
straightupbitch: SHU'UP LADY FACEE. EVERYBODY'S GOT A RANDOM ;)
itsbrittanybitch: she speaks the truth.
asianselflover: I can't believe you've had a random mike! :O seriously.
kidwhocandance: what can I say, the ladies loveee the abs tina ;)
sexmaniac: nice work chang ;)
kidwhocandance: you too puckerman ;)
rock'n'rollbieber: BROMANCE! ;)
kurtelizabethhummel: I second sam's comment.
sexmaniac: can I just say Lauren. I'm totally turned on by the fact that you've had a random. looksss like I'm not the only dude to dig on chicks with curvesss ;)
yougotzized: you got that right puckerman ;)
blaineandthepips: RIGHTTTTTT. MEEE NEXT!
Saturday, 11:43pm
promqueen: this obviously had to involve unicorns didn't it…
blaineandthepips: THATSSS CAUSEE WE ALL LOVEEE UNICORNS.
itsbrittanybitch: JUSTTT SPREADINGG DA UNICORN LOVEEE. 3 3 3 3 3
kurtelizabethhummel: well thanks to blaine's 'never have I ever' we all now know that blaine & britt are the only ones to have rode a unicorn…
frankenteen: I have a new category for drunk people guys. the unicorn obsessive drunk. blaine falls into this category.
yougotzized: agreed.
straightupbitch: NEXT. COMEEE ON GUYS DO SOME GOOD ONES.
barbralupone: she means ones to do with sex.
rock'n'rollbieber: pahaha! nice one Rachel :')
barbralupone: well, it had to be said.
supersmoothagent: I'm sensing some santana hate from you Rachel. : (
barbralupone: well, that is allowed jesse. and I am my own woman therefore I will not have my opinions oppressed by you. a man.
frankenteen: you tell him Rachel! new drunk category. the feminist drunk. Rachel, you've converted to one of them now.
sexmaniac: jeezz finn, lighten up! get drunk already & forget about your stupid categories! :P
frankenteen: designated driver. someone has to be responsible.
kidwhocandance: I'm with puck on thissss, you sound like my dad!
sexmaniac: he sounds like my granddad!
kidwhocandance: LOL. *knuckle touch*
rock'n'rollbieber: you guysss keep spreading da bromance! ;) I'LL GO NEXT.
Saturday, 11:53pm
kidwhocandance: LOLLLLL. gotta say that was a good one sam ;)
barbralupone: I CANT BELIEVE THIS. I AM TRULY SHOCKED.
asianselflover: seriously mike, you're kinda a slut aren't you!
frankenteen: woahhh. angry drunk tina…
flyingsolodiva: okay, take a chill pill tina. at least he's being honest about it I guess.
itsbrittanybitch: what just happened? I went to find lord tubbington… O_o
sexmaniac: convenient really…
kurtelizabethhummel: sam did 'never have I ever slept with santana'…
flyingsolodiva: and sam, finn, puck, jesse & mike took a drink…
itsbrittanybitch: so… they were probably just thirsty…? O.o
kurtelizabethhummel: no britt, it's part of the game, that means they've all slept with santana…
itsbrittanybitch: oh yeah! I knew that one anyway :') I'm super clever right? :D
barbralupone: YOU KNEW THAT JESSE HAD SLEPT WITH SANTANA?
itsbrittanybitch: well yeah obviously…
barbralupone: OBVIOUSLY? OBVIOUSLY?
itsbrittanybitch: capitals scare me… :S yeah, santana tells me stuff, we are best friends…
barbralupone: YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME!
itsbrittanybitch: why would I do that…? O_o
straightupbitch: calm the hell down berry! and leave britt alone! if jesse wanted to tell you he would've said something…
flyingsolodiva: all I can say is the only people I'm surprised took a drink is jesse & mike…
yougotzized: truee that!
frankenteen: see Rachel, he lies all the time…
flyingsolodiva: and we all know who else should've taken a drink…
kurtelizabethhummel: …
kidwhocandance: awkward turtle.
itsbrittanybitch: I'm pretty sure you guys try and confuse me on purpose :( anways MY GO NEXT!
kidwhocandance: and the awkward turtle just had babies.
Sunday, 00:03pm
kurtelizabethhummel: OH THE IRONY.
yougotzized: oh yes, hummel, oh yes.
blaineandthepips: I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT.
kurtelizabethhummel: blaine. you're gay.
blaineandthepips: IT'S A SONG KURT!
kurtelizabethhummel: -_-
rock'n'rollbieber: woah, 8 people took a drink on that one :P
frankenteen: well since brittany did 'never have I ever kissed a girl' that immediately includes all the boys…
rock'n'rollbieber: puck & mike are right finn… you really need to get drunk :P
yougotzized: never thought I'd see miss perfect prom queen taking a drink on that 'never have I ever'…
promqueen: I kissed Rachel in spin the bottle remember zizes, it was part of the game.
yougotzized: *nods slowly* alrightt Fabray :P
sexmaniac: some people are seriously not playing this game properly, *cough* santana, brittany… the point is to be truthful.
itsbrittanybitch: huh? are you ill puck? you coughed…
sexmaniac: and now I can't tell if brittany really doesn't understand or if she's just covering up the fact that neither her or santana took a drink on that 'never have I ever kissed a girl'…
promqueen: whatever puck, just drop it…
blaineandthepips: I'm withhhh quinn, puck. itssss justaaa gamee :3
promqueen: erm thanks blaine? well I'll go next…
Sunday, 00:14pm
flyingsolodiva: that was quite an interesting one actually.
asianselflover: it wass, now we know who the cheaters are…
kurtelizabethhummel: once again, gotta say no surprise puck took a drink… bit surprised by finn though…
frankenteen: at least I didn't lie…
kurtelizabethhummel: well you did when you cheated on someone… :P
yougotzized: touché.
promqueen: it's a good thing artie isn't here… that could've been awkward considering britt just revealed she's cheated on someone and artie's the only long-term boyfriend she's had… O_o
straightupbitch: well I guess I did britt a favour by kicking him out then.
blaineandthepips: gooood point there! you probably did me and kurt a favour as well, he probably would've yelled at us for helping britt escape :S
kurtelizabethhummel: ah, that's true, we're still gonna have to confront him at school though O.o
blaineandthepips: mehh, it was worth it ;D
itsbrittanybitch: totally worth it! n'aww I loveee you guys! :3
blaineandthepips: LOVEEE YOU TOO BRITT! ;D
rock'n'rollbieber: am I the only wondering who quinn, santana, brittany, finn & puck cheated with and on who?
barbralupone: i second that comment sam.
blaineandthepips: CONFESSIONS YOU GUYSSS!
straightupbitch: nopeee that's not part of the game!
blaineandthepips: that sucks :(
straightupbitch: whatever, I don't make the rules up, who's next?
asianselflover: I'll do one : )
Sunday, 00:22pm
itsbrittanybitch: aww, that was a cute one! 3
straightupbitch: well Rachel cries basically every time she sings a solo so she was an obvious one for 'never have I ever cried/broke down while singing a song'…
barbralupone: well, I'm sorry for showing emotional depth in my singing santana, we can't all be bitches like you.
kurtelizabethhummel: oh dear god, not another catfight.
promqueen: except santana did actually take a drink Rachel…
yougotzized: gotta say quinn speaks the truth.
frankenteen: I don't remember santana ever crying or breaking down while singing… O_o
rock'n'rollbieber: neither do i… O.o
straightupbitch: that's probably because I didn't sing it in glee club, trouty mouth.
asianselflover: well how do we know you're not lying then?
itsbrittanybitch: I was there when she was singing! : )
sexmaniac: just you…?
kurtelizabethhummel: nopeee, I was as well.
straightupbitch: you were…?
flyingsolodiva: when was this, you never mentioned it kurt…
kurtelizabethhummel: ah I guess I must've forgot… it was the week when we were doing a tribute to rumours by Fleetwood mac.
flyingsolodiva: oh right, what song?
kurtelizabethhummel: songbird : )
flyingsolodiva: ah nice, it would've been cool to have seen you sing that santana.
straightupbitch: erm thanks I guess?
barbralupone: well why didn't you sing it in glee club then?
straightupbitch: jesus berry, stop interrogating me.
itsbrittanybitch: she was too nervous in the end.
barbralupone: I see.
kidwhocandance: tina, can I just say I really liked that song you sung me for valentine's day 3
asianselflover: it sucked, by the end of it I was on the floor curled up…
kidwhocandance: it was still really good though! 3
asianselflover: I lovee you mikeee chang! 3
straightupbitch: ugh, seriously, you guys need to go get a room.
blaineandthepips: well anywayysssss! who's going next!
yougotzized: I've got one.
Sunday, 00:36pm
flyingsolodiva: pahaha, that was a very specific 'never have I ever'.
sexmaniac: dayumm I do love me some good catfights. ;)
kurtelizabethhummel: 'never have I ever had a catfight with santana' did you really have to bring that up again Lauren?
yougotzized: I'm not dropping it till she admits that I won that fight. for sure.
straightupbitch: hah. no way. you're a joke zizes.
frankenteen: okay you two, calm down, we don't want any more fights tonight…
rock'n'rollbieber: I agree with finn on this one, who wants to go next?
barbralupone: me, lauren's 'never have I ever' gave me an idea for mine.
Sunday, 00:45pm
blaineandthepips: WOOO! me and jesse are the only one's not taking a drink! feeling da loveee ;)
supersmoothagent: totally agree blaine ;) this is an achievement.
yougotzized: good one berry.
barbralupone: thank you Lauren : )
kurtelizabethhummel: 'never have I ever been insulted by santana'. people who can truthfully say that statement are to be congratulated, so well done blaine & jesse.
straightupbitch: just keeping it real guys…
rock'n'rollbieber: I have two words. trouty. mouth.
frankenteen: you said that I had weird pyramid nipples…
yougotzized: I can beat sam. I have just one word. rhino.
promqueen: you said that you were surprised that I didn't have a lizard baby…
kurtelizabethhummel: you just generally make gay jokes towards me.
flyingsolodiva: you call me wheezy like all the time… -_-
barbralupone: and you seemed to have taken to calling me man hands. just thought I'd point that out.
straightupbitch: well, thank you all for reminding me of my hilarious and witty insults. all I can say is, it's all in the username.
flyingsolodiva: *eye roll* anywayss, imma go next.
Sunday, 00:56pm
straightupbitch: you know what, I get the feeling that you're still pissed about you and sam breaking up… am I right or am I right?
flyingsolodiva: if that's what you wanna think santana… I only said that 'never I have ever' causseee I couldn't think of anything else to say :P
straightupbitch: niceeee excuse wheezy :P
barbralupone: can I just say it's actually rather surprising the amount of people in this room who can take a drink on 'never have I ever dated someone for more than month'.
yougotzized: gotta agreeee, 10 people took a drink :P me and puckerman are still goinggg stronggg WOO!
sexmaniac: ohhhh yeahh ;) lovee you zizes! ;)
blaineandthepips: ME AND KURT ARE SOULMATESSSSS DUDESSS. LOVINGG YOU FOREVER KURTIEEE!
kurtelizabethhummel: it would've been even nicer if you had said that when you weren't drunk but thanks anywayss blaine, love you too!
itsbrittanybitch: MY DOLPHINS ARE THE CUTEST :3
supersmoothagent: hey rachelll have we been dating for more than a month?
barbralupone: erm I doonntttt knooow :S maybbeee
frankenteen: ermm guys I think you should all slow down a little or stop with the drinking I mean everyone is sort of going crazy especially brittany and blaine.
blaineandthepips: BRITT OUR NAMES START WITH THE SAME LETTER WE WERE TOTALLY MADE TO BE BEST FRIENDS!
itsbrittanybitch: YOU'RE MY NUMBER ONE BEEST FRIENNDD FOR EVER! 3
straightupbitch: I see how it is…
itsbrittanybitch: im sooorryyy sannntanna butt eveenn thee unniccorrnss think you'ree kind ooff mean :S
kidwhocandance: I wannna goooo :(
kurtelizabethhummel: go for it mike before another fight kicks of…
Sunday, 01:08
barbralupone: im surprised that only two people have slept with brittany compared to Santana's five people…
flyingsolodiva: I thought there were three?
barbralupone: yeah but Blaine really?
rock'n'rollbieber: yeah but britt has slept with pretty much the whole school aswell…
itsbrittanybitch: :)
asianselflover: MIKE YOU ABSOLUTE SLUT SLEEPING WITH BRITTANY AND SANTANA I BET YOU'VE DONE RACHEL ASWELL!
barbralupone: erm no he hasn't…
kidwhocandance: but that was all last year before I met the right woman for me :)
straightupbitch: oh please mike I don't think you were thinking that when you were dated the hottest and most popular girl that year.
itsbrittanybitch: ME!
straightupbitch: I was talking about me
barbralupone: as usual
itsbrittanybitch: santana that was mean…
blaineandthepips: DON'T UPSET MY BEST FRIEND SANTANA!
straightupbitch: sorrryy brittt. whateverrrr blaine and she's my best friend, so back off AFORESS I ENDS YOU.
blaineandthepips: actuallyyy britt's my best friend, she said so herself :P so you can just back off AFORESS I ENDSS YOUU.
straightupbitch: OH IS THAT RIGHT. YOU WANNA HAVE THIS CONVERSATION BLAINE? LET'S HAVE IT. BRINGGG IT.
kurtelizabethhummel: jesus! santana, calm it down! blaine, stop provoking her.
blaineandthepips: okay you're right kurt, it's the alcohol. look, I'm ermm sorry santana.
straightupbitch: whatever blaine, me too, yeah its just the alcohol…
blaineandthepips: but brittany's still my best friend! hehehehehehe :P
straightupbitch: fine, I see, if thats how you wanna play it.
straightupbitch has left the chatroom
blaineandthepips: :o where'd she go…?
promqueen: erm…why's santana got lord tubbington in her arms? blaine, I'm just gonna warn you, she's running towards the lounge with him, you're not in there are you?
blaineandthepips: yeah, I am! :S AHH KURT IM SUPER SCARED NOW! D:
kurtelizabethhummel: wait a second, I'm on my way…
itsbrittanybitch: I'LL SAVEEE YOU BLAINEYY!
Saturday, 01:32
blaineandthepips: kurtie is britt going to be okaiii?
kurtelizabethhummel: yeah she just got a few scratches where the cat hit her face…
frankenteen: I think everyone should leave now the party has got out of hand…
supersmoothagent: no one has got seriously hurt gosh.
straightupbitch: well you know where the door is and I suggest you use it you are really getting on my nerves :(
frankenteen: right fine I see how everyone feels about me being here, you haven't been afraid to express your feelings, have you?
kurtelizabethhummel: oh come off it finn and I can't ram ten people into my car can I?
frankenteen has left the chatroom
straightupbitch: right I guess some of you will have to crash at my place :/
itsbrittanybitch: hows my lord tubbington?
promqueen: erm well I think he's a bit frightened of life in general at the moment but I don't think he's injured…
straightupbitch: look britt I wasn't aiming the overweight cat of yours at your head, you just kind of got in the way :/
itsbrittanybitch: its okay im sure some unicorn saliva will clear the cuts up sooner or later I mean unicorns are pretty magical.
blaineandthepips: true dat
blaineandthepips has changed his username to MadeOfUnicornDust
kidwhocandance: santana can I crash here my parents don't like me getting drunk and I will have to listen to a two hour long lecture on the dangers of underage drinking.
straightupbitch: yes alright then I suppose tina will want to be staying aswell
asianselflover: yes but not because I want to make sure he doesn't sleep with you.
kidwhocandance: well thanks for the trust you have in me we should go to asian couples counselling.
asianselflover: no. never again.
sexmaniac: erm santana me and zizes are staying aswell.
rock'n'rollbieber: and I don't think my parents will appreciate me and quinn sneaking back into the motel at this hour.
straightupbitch: yeah yeah whatever, how many's that?
itsbrittanybitch: unicorns
kurtelizabethhummel: six
supersmoothagent: you know I'll be staying santana ;)
barbralupone: yes and so will I, Jesse so there will be none of that.
kurtelizabethhummel: so I guess its just me blaine, Mercedes and britt in the car then.
itsbrittanybitch: and Lord tubbington don't forget lord tubby kurtie…
MadeOfUnicornDust: but I wannnaaa stayyyyy : (
kurtelizabethhummel: no you're definitely not staying.
flyingsolodiva: we should probably goo its kind of late wait Blaine don't you live in Westerville?
MadeOfUnicornDust: yeah! I think :S
flyingsolodiva: that's like an hour away…
itsbrittanybitch: blaineeyyy will you crashhh at my place we can have sweet unicorn dreams together : )
MadeOfUnicornDust: yeah I don't want to be turning up at kurts house again not like last time
kurtelizabethhummel: but we weren't together then, but I suppose you would be better off at britt's house, especially since finn is in a mood and probably wont appreciate you two going on about unicorns…
straightupbitch: alrightt see youu guys sorry again about your face britt and your cat… :/
promqueen: byeee see you Monday
yougotzized: yeah byee
kurtelizabethhummel: go grab your cat britt we'll meet you in the car.
itsbrittanybitch: not forgetting the unicorns kurtie don't forget the unicorns.
MadeOfUnicornDust: YEAH DON'T FORGET THE UNICORNS!
Let me know what you thought! Did you think it was too long or was it okay? Drunk Blaine is really fun to write and I love the idea of him and Brittany like best friends ;) At first I wasn't really sure how to write the 'Never have I ever' game with them still being chatroom but I hope what I've done makes sense and isn't too confusing… O_o ANYWAYSSS, REVIEW GUYSS! THAT'D WOULD BE AS AWESOME AS UNICORNS. :3