Well...yeah this is a Roy x Ed yaoi, hope you like its

Chapter one

Hawkeye and Havoc stood outside the warehouse doors.

It's been about a month now and no one has heard from Edward since he left Central for a mission.

A few hours ago Mustang got an anonymous call, saying to check in the abandon warehouse across town and they'll find Ed.

Roy had ordered Hawkeye and Havoc to check it out.

Havoc opened the big double doors and they ran off in different directions.

After hours of searching, Havoc found a bundle on the floor wrapped in a blood read blanket.

It was moving but only from its breathing.

He called Riza over so she could get a good look at the bundle.

"What do you think it is?" Havoc asked handing the bundle to her.

Riza pulled the blanket down some and saw a face and then she gasped as her jaw went slack.

"It's a toddler!"

"The hell is a toddler doing here?" He asked leaning in closer.

"I don't know but we need to get out of here fast. This baby looks sick."

Alphonse came rushing in the hospital with a distressed look on his face.

"Colonel, is he ok?"

Roy stood up from the chair that was beside the crib.

Riza had reported back to him that the baby that was in the warehouse was in fact Ed. They figured it was a transmutation gone wrong and this was the result of it. As soon as Mustang found out he raced to the hospital to check on the now Ed toddler.

"Just some minor cuts and bruises, he'll be fine in a day or two." Roy told him.

Alphonse nodded and walked up to the crib and placed his finger in Ed's tiny hand and Ed grabbed it squeezing it gently with a soft smile.

"Do you know what he might have been doing there and for so long?" Roy asked looking back at the sleeping toddler.

"He didn't tell me anything before he left a month ago. All he said was he was going on a mission that should help him get what he wanted; I don't even know what that is." Tears welled in his eyes. "What if he never gets back to his normal self, what if he has to grow up all over again or worse; he stays like this forever!" More tears flowed out.

"Alphonse, he's going to be fine. If by some chance he does stay like this, I'm sure you'll make a good older brother." Roy said with a soft smile.

Al wiped away his tears and smiled. "Thanks Colonel, I really appreciate it."

Just then they heard a small yawn and looked down to see Ed sitting up in the bed rubbing his eye.

"Brother!"

Edward looked up at Al and Roy.

"Why the hewl are you hewre you Bastward?" Ed ask.

Roy got a tick mark. "You do know you're a toddler, right?"

Ed looked up at him.

Mustang then grinned and picked up Ed and tossed him in the air then caught him.

"Put me down you Bastward!"

Roy paid no attention to him as he tossed him up again.

"…Oh shwit. Alphonse, get me down!"

When Roy tossed him up again, Alphonse caught him.

"Out Colonel." Alphonse said in a stern voice.

"Fine. I'm pretty sure there's a hot nurse somewhere anyways" And with that Roy left to room so Al could change Ed.

Alphonse sighed heavily as he sat down next to Roy holding a sleeping Ed.

"I see you got him to sleep."

"Yeah, he has a lot of energy."

Roy chuckled at the thought of Ed running away from Al in the hospital room.

"So Colonel, could you watch Ed for me?"

Roy just started at him.

He's never had experience with taking care of children before. He never babysat kids, never took jobs that involved kids in anyway shape or form. That's one of the reasons he joined the military, because it had little conformation with kids. That's another reason he didn't plan on getting married anytime soon.

"Why me?"

"Because you're the only one with the right means of taking care of a baby. Everyone lives in the dorms and Hawkeye is too busy to take care of him."

"Why can't you?"

Alphonse shook his head "I'm a minor; I only take care of myself and no one younger than me."

Roy looked at the sleeping toddler. How hard could it be to take care of a 3 year old? It's not like he's 2 months old and is going to be crying the whole night away.

"Alright, I'll watch him 'till he gets back to normal."

"Thanks Colonel." Alphonse said with a big smile.

The military officers searched the area surrounding the warehouse for clues on to how Ed had ended up there. So far they only had a pile of clothes.

Havoc cursed at how little they had. Just when he thought it couldn't get any worse, out the corner of his eye he saw something dash behind the far end of the building.

Pulling out his gun he followed it.

It took 2 seconds to look up and see something falling down and it only took 3 for the figure to land on him knocking him out instantly.

"You're not the best looking but you'll have to do." The figure said laughing as he dragged Havoc back into the warehouse.

Edward woke to the sounds of screams, bombs, and gun shots.

He jerked his head up only to find himself looking at a dimly lit room, with a large book case close to them, and a few pictures here and there but not much else around the room.

He looked in front of him and there was a large T.V and stereo and they both looked very expensive.

Ed looked to his right and saw Roy sitting down watching a war movie wearing his uniform pants and his button down shirt, bare footed.

The toddler tugged at Roy's sleeve.

"Where am I?"

Roy looked down at him.

"My house."

"Why?"

"Because your brother can't take care of you while you're in this state. Hawkeye couldn't watch you because she's too busy and everyone else is in the dorms and can't watch you. If you got a problem with it oh well."

Roy and Edward stared at each other for a while.

The Ed's eyes swelled up with tears as he started to cry.

"Why…did you…yell…at me!" Ed started hiccupping and bawling loudly.

This was one of the many reasons Mustang hated to babysit kids. They cried too easily and they were loud when they did. They also cried for no reason because Roy was pretty sure he had not yelled at the kid. In fact he thinks the kid just said that to get what he wants.

Roy picked up the still crying Ed, whose face and gone red from all the screaming he was doing.

Roy rocked him slightly to get his attention.

Ed stopped and looked at him tears still flowing.

"I'm sorry I made you cry Edward…..do you want dinner now?"

At the mention of dinner Ed's tears had finally stopped and he nodded in response.

"Yes pewase..."

Roy set Ed down on the couch and sighed as he walked to the kitchen. It wasn't that he didn't like Ed, or that he didn't like cooking, he just hated he probably wasn't going to get anything good from this.

'Maybe I should drop him off at some place so they can watch him till he gets back to normal….like Hughes!' Roy thought as he turned on the stove. 'but then he would scold me on trying to ditch him.'

Ed came waddling in the kitchen looking around.

"Make macawoni and chweese." Ed demanded.

"That's not what I'm making."

" That's what I want."

"Oh well."

Ed screeched in rage and attacked Roy's leg with bites and punches.

"Give me macawoni and chweese! I want macawoni and chweese!"

Roy picked him up by his shirt when the little brat bit his leg harder than he had before.

Ed-being Ed-kept thrashing around trying to hit Roy.

"Macawoni and chweese, macawoni and chweese!" Ed kept thrashing around.

"Fine! I'll make the damn macaroni and cheese!"

After dinner Roy stood in the bathroom, in front of Ed; who stood in front of the tub covered in macaroni and cheese.

"How?" Roy walked over to the tub and started the water.

During dinner Ed had gotten spooked by the war movie and had spilled macaroni and cheese. It had gotten in his hair and on his face and all over his clothes.

Ed looked up. "...I'm only thwee and the movie scawed me."

"Just get undressed."

Ed took off his clothes then looked up at Roy expectantly.

"Can't you get in yourself?"

"Oh you would wike thwat so I can dwone."

Roy sighed at this impossible child. Just as impossible as he was before if not more.

He picked him up and placed Ed in the tub.

Ed screeched and practically jumped out the tub and clung to the older man.

"Hot hot hot! Its too hot! Are you trying to boil me alive!"

"If I wanted to boil you alive I would've done it a long time ago." Roy said between clenched teeth as he turned on the cold water.

Ed clung tighter fearing that he might fall back into the water.

Roy held on him and glanced at him.

'For a boy he has some girlish figures. His long eyelashes and his slightly upturned nose. His rosy colored cheeks. If I didn't know any better I'd think he was a girl.' Roy thought as he chuckled.

"Whats so funny? Pwan on dwoping me? Bastward!"

Roy placed Ed in the now cool water.

Ed sighed happily relaxing and flicking the water.

Roy washed Eds back taking mental notes on his features.

Roy washed closer to his ass and Ed stiffened.

"What are you doing!"

"I got to wash all of you."

The older man washed his stomach. "You're a chubby toddler."

At that remark, Ed glared darkly at him.

"You are chubby."

Ed splashed him in response then rubbed his eye sleepily. "Whatevwer." He went back to flicking the water.

Roy held Ed was he was dressed and asleep.

He tried to lay him in the bed but he clung to him.

'Damn kid has a fierce grip on me, just like in the bathroom...' Roy thought.

"Warm..." He nuzzled Roy's chest.

Roy sighed and laid down still holding Ed.

Well that's the first chapter hope it was good