Summary – The BAU is on Twitter! I couldn't resist a little H/P moment, but it's the whole team. Enjoy!
Just so you're aware, these tweets are throughout a time period of roughly a week, I don't have them time stamped but I'm sure you'll realize where it's a little broken up.
Disclaimer – I own nothing.
GarciaGoddess: HotchnerAaron Finally! Boss man got a Twitter! Yaaaaay! Only JJ is left!
HotchnerAaron: GarciaGoddess Only because a certain someone made it and said they'd deface it if I didn't use it.
ChocolateThunder: HotchnerAaron At least she was nice with your username.
SuperWomanEm: ChocolateThunder HotchnerAaron I totally agree.
SmartyPants: SuperWomanEm ChocolateThunder HotchnerAaron You have no room to complain.
HotchnerAaron: What is Dave's username?
SuperWomanEm: HotchnerAaron He rarely gets on, but it's Dave_Rossi_FTW
HotchnerAaron: SuperWomanEm FTW?
GarciaGoddess: HotchnerAaron FOR THE WIN!
ChocolateThunder: HotchnerAaron WTF? Seriously, man? Even I know what FTW means!
SuperWomanEm: HotchnerAaron Yeah, really, Aaron. IDK how you didn't know that. CREYS!
GarciaGoddess: HotchnerAaron Abbreviations ATW!
SmartyPants: HotchnerAaron Abbreviating like a BOSS!
HotchnerAaron: I am deleting this. And SuperWomanEm I will be speaking to you later.
ChocolateThunder: SuperWomanEm HotchnerAaron OOOOOH SNAP! Someone is in trooouuuble! ;)
GarciaGoddess: He's not really deleting it…. He had BETTER not delete it!
Dave_Rossi_FTW: GarciaGoddess Calm down. He just needs to get used to it.
HotchnerAaron: Dave_Rossi_FTW Thanks for the backup, Dave.
HotchnerAaron: I would just like to make a public apology to my beautiful wife SuperWomanEm Love you, sweetheart!
GarciaGoddess: HotchnerAaron AWWWW! #Swooning SuperWomanEm musta set your butt straight!
ChocolateThunder: HotchnerAaron I always knew that SuperWomanEm was the boss outside of work.
SuperWomanEm: HotchnerAaron I love you, too, baby!
SmartyPants: I think ChocolateThunder is right. SuperWomanEm is definitely the boss in that relationship.
ChocolateThunder: SmartyPants No shit, kid! I mean… just look at their tweets! She totally owns him!
HotchnerAaron: ChocolateThunder I'll be speaking to you in my office in the morning.
SmartyPants: ChocolateThunder AHAHAHAHAHA!
HotchnerAaron: SmartyPants You, too, Reid!
SmartyPants: If I don't tweet tomorrow, it's because HotchnerAaron has killed me.
MarryMeDrReid: SmartyPants If he kills you, I'll kill him!
SmartyPants: Oh, no! GarciaGoddess help! RT MarryMeDrReid If he kills you, I'll kill him!
ChocolateThunder: SmartyPants Who the hell is that?
SuperWomanEm: SmartyPants Just called Garcia, she's taking care of it!
HotchnerAaron: SmartyPants MarryMeDrReid She does realize she's threatening a Federal Agent, correct?
MamaJ: ChocolateThunder The girl is the crazy obsessed one from three cases ago. She's still stalking Spence.
GarciaGoddess: MamaJ Right you are! And now the whole team is on Twitter! HURRAY!
MamaJ: There. I tweeted. I'm going to give Henry a bath now.
Dave_Rossi_FTW: MamaJ As long as you say something once every few days, she leaves you alone.
GarciaGoddess: Dave_Rossi_FTW HEY! I can read that! & SmartyPants Taken care of, boy wonder!
SmartyPants: GarciaGoddess Thank you, Garcia! I owe you!
GarciaGoddess: SmartyPants Good chocolate goes a long way! #Hinting
ChocolateThunder: GarciaGoddess Yes, yes it does ;)
GarciaGoddess: ChocolateThunder Oh… I know, hot stuff.
SmartyPants: GarciaGoddess ChocolateThunder Gross.
HotchnerAaron: SuperWomanEm I'm ready to be home. How are you and the kids?
GarciaGoddess: HotchnerAaron Why don't you just call SuperWomanEm
HotchnerAaron: GarciaGoddess In a budget meeting.
ChocolateThunder: HotchnerAaron The boss is tweeting under the table at a meeting? Nice!
SmartyPants: HotchnerAaron If we lose the coffee because you're tweeting, I'm going to be angry. #JustSayin
SuperWomanEm: HotchnerAaron Things are good, babe. Laine's napping, Jack's home now.
HotchnerAaron: SuperWomanEm Oh, good. How's the little sea monkey?
SuperWomanEm: HotchnerAaron Aaron! We weren't going to tell anyone yet!
SmartyPants: SuperWomanEm YOU'RE PREGNANT?
GarciaGoddess: SuperWomanEm HotchnerAaron OMFG ANOTHER BABBBBYYYY? When when when? #EXCITED
ChocolateThunder: SuperWomanEm HotchnerAaron Congrats!
MamaJ: SuperWomanEm Call me. IMMEDIATELY! This is great!
EPrentissAmbassador: SuperWomanEm Emily. Please call me at your convenience.
SuperWomanEm: Shit.
EPrentissAmbassador: SuperWomanEm Please watch your language, sweetie.
SuperWomanEm: EPrentissAmbassador Sorry, Mom.
HotchnerAaron: SuperWomanEm Baby, I am SO sorry! I'm calling you the second I'm done with this ridiculous meeting.
ErinStrauss: HotchnerAaron Nice to know you're so into these important meetings, Hotchner.
HotchnerAaron: GarciaGoddess Very funny with the fake account.
GarciaGoddes: HotchnerAaron Damn! How did you know?
HotchnerAaron: GarciaGoddess She doesn't call me Hotchner when I'm in trouble.
SuperWomanEm: HotchnerAaron I'll call you back, I'm on the phone with my mother.
HotchnerAaron: SuperWomanEm Again, I am so sorry.
ChocolateThunder: GarciaGoddess Hahaha! You got caught, babygirl! Told ya!
GarciaGoddess: ChocolateThunder You shush!
ChocolateThunder: GarciaGoddess My bad!
MarryMeDrReid2: SmartyPants Baby! That wasn't very nice! How DARE you?
SmartyPants: FML! GarciaGoddess! Help! MarryMeDrReid2
MarryMeDrReid2: SmartyPants No, no, no, baby listen, I'm sorry. I love you!
SmartyPants: ChocolateThunder I do NOT find you amusing!
MamaJ: SmartyPants ChocolateThunder What happened?
SmartyPants: MamaJ Morgan made a fake account and tweeted me as if he were this girl who had been stalking me.
MamaJ: ChocolateThunder Stop being such an ass.
SuperWomanEm: MamaJ ChocolateThunder Yeah, J! You tell 'em!'
SCErinStrauss: HotchnerAaron SmartyPants GarciaGoddess ChocolateThunder Dave_Rossi_FTW SuperWomanEm My office. Now. This is not a joke.
SuperWomanEm: Shit.
EPrentissAmbassador: SuperWomanEm I'm imploring you, please mind your language.
SuperWomanEm: EPrentissAmbassador Yes, Mother. I'm very sorry.
GarciaGoddess: Just to let everyone know, I tracked that account, and it really is Strauss. We should probably get moving.
GarciaGoddess: LMAO! Can't believe that SCErinStrauss called us up to ask what retweeting was!
SCErinStrauss: GarciaGoddess I'm still trying to figure out how to DM.
GarciaGoddess: SCErinStrauss sending you a YouTube link!
SCErinStrauss: GarciaGoddess Why thank you, Penelope.
ChocolateThunder: GarciaGoddess Overachiever ;)
GarciaGoddess: ChocolateThunder That's how I got all of you on Twitter, hot stuff!
A/N – I'm marking this as complete, but I may add to it here and there. Please take just a moment out to review!