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A/N: Without these three people this fic never would have even happened: Grim Lullaby, Clair-Rae and iscreamdrizzle. Ever. It would still be rotting in the back of my brain. (Thank you so much Clair for helping me write this.) And please review, I'd appreciate it. :)

Prompt: Secret

Our Song
Wally/Artemis Week Day One

Coming from the closet there was a groan, followed by a gasp, and something that sounded like splintering wood.

Whatever games these two kids were playing Dinah really didn't want to know. All she knew that today was the day that she was going to catch them.

It'd been a month since she had started hearing things from the closet in the last tunnel to the right. At first she thought that she was hearing things, or that Superboy had been sleeping in there again (he told her that sleeping there reminded him of his pod, which made Dinah's heart ache before she told him that he should sleep only on a bed), but then one day she noticed Wally and Artemis sneaking off from the closet, going two different directions.

Now Dinah didn't consider herself the "World's Greatest Detective", but she had always been good at math and could put two and two together.

Sweaty hair. Mussed clothes. An empty closet. The smell of hormones in the air after they left.

Yep. It wasn't hard to add up this equation.

Kid Flash did live up to his name. No matter how many times Dinah tried to catch them they were always too fast for her.

But not today. Today she was determined to catch them.

Black Canary knew they were in there, and she just hoped that they weren't too far into the math.

Dinah didn't know which mouth the next gasp came from, but the fact that it even existed was evidence enough. If she was going to do something, now would have to be as good a time as any.

Saying a quick prayer that the door wasn't locked Dinah grabbed the handle of the door and pulled.

Two fully (thank God) clothed teenagers came tumbling after. Artemis' shirt looked like it was on its way off, but other than that there wasn't any indication that they were doing anything other than standing in a closet looking at each other as though they weren't sixteen-year-old human beings.

Wally looked sheepishly up at their combat teacher, while Artemis was already up on her feet and dusting herself off as though she hadn't just been sprawled on the floor with her shirt hem all the way up to her face.

"Care to you explain yourselves?" Dinah's tone rivaled that of Red Tornado or even Batman as she put her question to the two not-so-innocent teens.

"Yes. I can. It was all Wally," Artemis told Dinah, but she was looking at something behind Dinah's shoulder as she said it.

"Whatever, it's not like I forced you or anything. And it was your idea to defile the closet."

Artemis opened her mouth to protest but before she could Dinah stopped her. Only two sentences had been spoken and she had heard quite enough. "We're going to pretend this never happened. But, if this happens again I'm telling the rest of the League." Dinah looked at Wally, "And you know how your uncle would react to that."

Wally paled, his freckles standing out. Artemis nodded as if she had the choice of saying no. "It'll be our little secret." She gave them a stern look, before turning around and walking down the corridor, holding back a smirk. As soon as she turned a corner she could hear the two guilty parties bickering about whose fault it was that they got caught and who should have been quieter.

Kids. They had so much to learn.