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Sookie Stackhouse is now in a relationship with Eric Northman
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Bill Compton: Sookie?
Sookie Stackhouse: Go away cheater cheater pumpkin eater.
Bill Compton: Sookie thats so childish.
Sookie Stackhouse: ERIC STAY OFF MY FACEBOOK!
Eric Northman: I thought it was funny
Sookie Stackhouseupdated her relationship status to complicated.
|Eric Northman: Its not complicated. Shall I explain the terms of our living conditions again?|
Sookie Stackhouse: I can still go to Jasons.
Eric Northman: Suppose he's dim enough to invite me in?
Sookie Stackhouse: Don't call him dim! He's...special.
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|Bill Compton: Is so hungry...|
Eric Northman: Then why are you on Facebook?
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Bill Compton: Why are we friends?
Eric Northman: Looks good to the humans.
Pam Ravenscroft is now friends with Eric Northmanand 65 other people.
Eric Northmamn: Shouldn't you be at Fangtasia?
Pam Ravenscorft: I am...
Eric Northman: Shouldn't you be working?
Pam Ravenscorft: Shouldn't you be here instead of keeping Sookie locked in the bathroom?
Bill Comptonlikes this.
Jason Stackhousehas joined Facebook.
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Lafayette Reynoldshas joined Facebook.
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Sookie Stackhouseis now in a relationship with Sookie Stackhouse.
|Jason Stackhouse:Sook...you a lesbian now?|
Sookie Stackhouse: No Jason...no.
Jason Stackhouse: Then how you gone be in a relationship with ya self?
Sookie Stackhouse: Shouldn't you be at work Jason?
Jason Stackhouse: Oh shoot...see ya tomorrow Sook.
Bill Compton: He is...very special Sookie.
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Pam Ravenscorft: Has someone thought Bill how to pronounce Sookie yet?
Bill Compton: What on earth are you talking about Pam?
Pam Ravenscorft: Sooooookeh
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Bill Compton: I hate you.
Pam Ravenscorftlikes this.
|Lafayette Reynolds:Where my hookas at?|
Sookie Stackhouse: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO GET ON!
Lafayette Reynolds: Haven't you heard of textin?
Sookie Stackhouse: Eric is holding my cell captive. I won't fight him for it...I think he likes it.
Eric Northmanlikes this.
Lafayette Reynolds: Girl you need to get out tha house.
Eric Northman: I have an invite to your home as well before you start giving advice.
Jason Stackhouse: Rescant his invite La!
Lafayette Reynoldslikes this.
Eric Northman:...you are so special...
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|Sookie Stackhouse: Wishes Bill Comptonwould stop calling me Sookeh. |
Bill Compton: Eric get off Sookie's facebook.
Eric Northman: I'm not on it. Shouldn't you be on T.V in your Jersey Shore spray tan?
Bill Compton: I am your king Eric!
Eric Northman: King of Jersey maybe. Is it t-shirt time sire?
Sookie Stackhouse: PAM! JESSICA!
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Sookie Stackhouse likes 'Vampires won't get off my lawn'and five other groups.
Eric Northman has created 'Fangtasia, we want you and not for dinner.'
Jason Stachouse likes 'I know a werewolf...really...don't put me in the mental place' and 6 other pages.
Pam Ravenscorft has created 'Sookie stay away from my maker!' and 'Soookeh...help Bill Compton learn to speak.'
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|Pam Ravenscorft: Baby sitting Soooookeh.|
Sookie Stackhouse: Shut up Pam!
Pam Ravenscorft: Don't make me put you in the corner Sooookeh.
Sookie Stackhouse: That wasn't funny the first time Pam!
Eric Northmanand 45 other people like this.
|Eric Northman:Wants to kill Edward Cullen|
Sookie Stackhouse: Jealous
Sookie Stackhousehas changed her last name to Cullen.
Sookie Cullen: I wouldn't mind some glitter and to have a boyfriend out in the sun.
Eric Northman: Well you had Bill Compton he was drinking enough to walk in the sun.
Sookie Cullen: Low blow Eric! Now you have to sleep in the basement!
Bill Compton:I wasn't with Sookie for her blood.
Sookie Cullen has changed her named to Soooookeh Cullen
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Bill Compton: Ha ha.
Sooooookeh Cullen has tagged Eric Northman, Bill Compton, and 50 others in a video.
Eric Northman: Sookie!
Bill Compton: Eric...during this post Russel...lmao what were you thinking?
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Soooookeh Cullen: Give me my cellphone or else. I have other videos Eric!
Pam Ravenscorft: I vote you post them.
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Soooookeh Cullen: Eric is so pretty oh so pretty!
Lafayette Reynolds: So pretty and witty!
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Jason Stackhouse: Dude...all that because you were getting dressed?
Eric Northman: I went shopping...got a hair cut...shut up.
Sooookeh Cullen: He's a lady face vamp.
Eric Northman has changed his name to Eric "Lady face vamp" Northman.
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Jessica Hambyhas joined Facebook.
Sooookeh Cullenand 60 others like this.
Jessica Hamby: ERIC NORTHMAN AND PAM RAVENSCORFTLOOOOVE RENNNNT!
Jessica Hamby has tagged Eric Northman, Sooookeh Cullen, Lafayette Reynolds,and 50 others in a video.
Eric "Lady face vamp" Northman: Pam made me! You were there Sooookeh Cullenhelp me.
Sooookeh Cullen has changed name to Sookie Stackhouse.
Sookie Stackhouse: I got confused...
Eric "lady face vamp" Northman: Special family...stand up for me.
Bill Compton: This is a great campaign for how normal Vampires are Eric...if we could get you on stage.
Eric "lady face vamp" Northman has changed his name to I will Murder you Bill Compton.
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