Disclaimer: I don't own any part or person of Leverage. I'm just playing with the characters for entertainment purposes.

"Can't they just call him?"

"No, Parker, they can't."

"Text him, then?"

"No, not an option either."

"Why not?"

"Just watch the play, Parker." Sophie was slowly losing her patience.

"She's right. Totally unrealistic, a guy with no phone in the 21st century."

"Not you, too, Eliot."