Harry Potter Goodbye, Dursleys! :D
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Harry Potter The next time you guys turn into me, can't you go somewhere private to change clothes? I'd rather not have you show my body everywhere -.-
Fleur Delacour It was gross.
Hermione Granger I never want to do it again.
Harrry Potter George Weasley You're holey now! :D Get it?
George Weasley You suck at puns, Harry.
Harry Potter I know...
Hermione Granger Happy 17th Harry!
Harry Potter, Molly Weasley, Ron Weasley, Rubeus Hagrid, Remus Lupin, and Nymphadora Tonks like this.
Harry Potter Thanks so much for the Snitch, Albus Dumbledore, and my nonexistent sword. -_- (I still think Snitches taste horrible, BTW)
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Ron Weasley Félicitations, Fleur. Je pense toujours que vous auriez dû me marier.
Fleur Delacour Non, tu es putain dégueulasse.
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Harry Potter Hermione Granger How can you fit all of our crap into that tiny purse of yours ?
Hermione Granger Magic ! :D
Harry Potter Awesome security at Grimmauld Place. It's a bodyguard made of dust that tries to eat you.
Ron Weasley It scared that heck out of me.
Ginny Weasley Sissy.
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Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger checked in at Number 12, Grimmauld Place.
Ron Weasley Harry Potter I still think you're a git for leaving us. You had Hermione be all like, "AHH OMG WHERES HARRY!" -.-
Hermione Granger A hopeless exaggeration.
Ron Weasley Surreee, Hermione.
Harry Potter You guys need a vacation away from each other.
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Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger checked in at The Ministry of Magic.
Harry Potter Hi, my name is Albert Runcorn. I'm freakishly tall and my voice is freakishly low!
Hermione Granger Hello, my name is Mafalda Hopkirk. I enjoy prosecuting Muggle-borns!
Ron Weasley Hey, I'm Reg Cattermole. I suck at fixing raining offices!
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Harry Potter Umbridge has Alastor Moody's eye stuck to her door. Ewww.
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Harry Potter Well, we're hobos now. Home, sweet tent.
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Ron Weasley George Weasley I feel your pain… I bled half to death today D:
George Weasley At least you don't have a hole in your head.
Ron Weasley True.
Harry Potter Hermione Granger Do all necklaces make you go psycho?
Hermione Granger -_-"
Harry Potter Bathilda Bagshot… is a snake?... Whaaa?...
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Hermione Granger I know. I was there, too.
Harry Potter Hermione Granger Why didn't you save my wand? You saved me! D:
Hermione Granger Honestly…
Hermione Granger "The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore"… is a piece of crap. Just like Rita Skeeter.
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Harry Potter Found my sword in a frozen lake, guided by a silver doe that's not even real. My life? Is screwed up.
Hermione Granger Tell me about it.
Ron Weasley At least you found me, though! :D
Hermione Granger And that's a good thing?
Harry Potter 3 Horcruxes down, 4 more to go…. Ughhh Voldemort why did you make so many?
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Bellatrix Lestrange I've wondered the same thing for years.
Ron Weasley Luna Lovegood Your house is so… circular.
Luna Lovegood Thank you! :)
Harry Potter Storytime at the Lovegoods' place. :D
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Hermione Granger -_-
Harry Potter Draco Malfoy Why is your house so dark? What, are you a vampire?
Draco Malfoy Yes, I'm a vampire, just like that traitor Cedric Diggory, aka Edward Cullen.
Harry Potter Okay so first my parents die. I'm cool with that. Then my broomstick. Then Sirius. Then Dumbledore. Then Hedwig. Then Dobby. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Draco Malfoy That's what I said! Who's going to clean my room now? D:
Harry Potter We're robbing a bank today. YESSSS.
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Ron Weasley We're also robbing a Death Eater's vault. DOUBLE YESSS.
Ron Weasley Hermione Granger You can't keep a dragon for a pet. Rubeus Hagrid taught us that in our first year.
Hermione Granger Who said I wanted it for a pet?
Harry Potter Minerva McGonagall Whoa, Professor… you went all ghetto on Snape. And then he jumped out a window. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT FOR YEARS.
Minerva McGonagall So have I, believe me.
Ron Weasley and Harry Potter like this.
Harry Potter I was so preoccupied with the battle that I forgot the battle was being fought for me so I could look for that diadem. Wow.
Hermione Granger …Which proves you're only slightly above a monkey in intelligence.
Harry Potter Hey!
Harry Potter I love how we were arguing over the Invisibility Cloak like a bunch of little kids, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.
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Hermione Granger Harry Potter Don't ever trick us like that again!
Harry Potter Well, I had to. :/
Hermione Granger Still! We thought you were really dead!
Harry Potter If I'm such a good actor, maybe I could join the movie biz…
Harry Potter HOGWARTS VICTORY! We lost some people along the way but still… VIC-TOR-AYYY!
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~19 Years Later~
Harry Potter Watched our kids go off to Hogwarts today. I hope their time there is less action-packed then mine…
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Ron Weasley It probably won't be.
A/N: The End! :D Hope you liked that... BTW, the translation to the French above is:
"Congratulations, Fleur. I still think you should have married me."
"No, you're fucking disgusting."