Harry Potter Today, I set a snake on my cousin. Normal family stuff.

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Harry Potter I don't know which is weirder- having my uncle move us to a god-forsaken rock in the middle of nowhere or have a giant knock down your door and say you're a wizard.

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Harry Potter I feel like "Pretty Woman" after shopping all day :P

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Harry Potter Met two strange people on the train today….

Ron Weasley Hey!

Hermione Granger Well, it's true… you are very strange… you thought you could turn your rat yellow.

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Ron Weasley Ughhh…. Hermione Granger is in the same House as me. Kill me now.

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Molly Weasley RONALD WEASLEY! I will not have that talk from you! You have a long and successful life in front of you and you will NOT cut it short!

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Hermione Granger Harry Potter You're such an idiot.

Harry Potter I know.

Ron Weasley I killed a troll today. SCORE!

Harry Potter I was the one whose wand got stuck up its nose.

Ron Weasley I was the one who killed it with its own club.

Hermione Granger You didn't kill it, you knocked it out.

Fred Weasley I knew he was lying.

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Harry Potter Made the Quidditch team! :D

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Harry Potter Jealous.

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Harry Potter Snitches don't taste good. At all. Ewww.

Hermione Granger Well, that's what you get for trying to surf on a broom. Idiot.

Harry Potter Rubeus Hagrid Why would you name a vicious three-headed dog Fluffy?

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Ron Weasley I just realized… "Erised" is "Desire" backwards!

Albus Dumbledore Duh.

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Ron Weasley I hate Devil's Snare…

Hermione Granger I told you to lie still, and did you listen? Of course not.

Ron Weasley Well it's hard to lie still when something like that is attacking you! Would you lie still if You-Know-Who attacked you?

Harry Potter ….

Hermione Granger So tactless.

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Harry Potter I love how I can kill people by touching them.

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Harry Potter Back to the Dursleys… ugh.

Ron Weasley Well you can use that Curse of the Bogies on Dudley Dursley.

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Dudley Dursley …..