One day Kurt said to Blaine, "Hi Blaine. Eep!"

AND BLAINE SAID, "HOWDY HO, KURT-Y-O."

AND THEN KURT SAID, "Why you call me a ho, Baline-y Bo?"

And Blaine said, "Oh no! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to call you a ho! lkdfjsdlkfdjfl /kiss/kiss/kiss."

:D :D :D

And then they made out profusely and there were Klainebowws errwhere.

And then Mercedes and Sam walked by and they were like, "Do you think anyone knows?"

And then Klaine was like, "Um. Duh. Have you BEEN on Tumblr?"

And then Lani snorted.

(Lani was there too.)

But then Lani was a boy and Klaine was like "Hi we think you're cute," and then they all had sexytimes-I mean made out. Very chastely. And fluffily.

With extra fluff.

Then what happened?

Um, right.

So, there was this big pink elephant in the middle of town where Kurty and Baliney often went to frolic with. And then they addressed it.

Like in Silly Love Songs. But better. Because this is a fanfic and I can do whatever I want.

And then, because things weren't quite cute enough, a dormouse apparated with a CRACK!

Because it was not a very old or experienced wizard-mouse like Dormbledore.

Ebony turned around with a start and said "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND." and she solemnly reapplied her eyeliner.

"What the fuck are you doing?" he giggled.

And then Olivia (who was also there) was like /typey typey

And lain was like "nooo"

and Lani rearranged the letters in her name to make them closer to "Klaine".

And then and then and then something about Santasna.

Santana often sat on the elephant's head because Brittany wanted her to and Santana could obviously never resist Brittany's requests, however strange and ridiculous and kinky and bizarre they were.

I take a klaine of salt

a stiff upper lip

it's not their fault

but it's my ship

THE END

FIN

FINITE INCANTNg nfm

FINN HUDSON