Prolouge: Hey its me the fanfiction master renoguy. Heres my third story I know its been a while but get used to it. Ill be making more soon.
Chapter 1: Cave Dies
Ok sor like cave was all walking througn a village with a portzl gone and said: Shell screw u itz mines. and so it was his, not nhers, his, NOT NHERS, HIS AGFTER A Stroll throiygh this park he found a portlaz to a different dimension. it was called the : ETOSTRAPHOVFARIRYVILLE DIMESNION.
Chapter 2: Cave plays minecraft
WOW I LOVE THIS GME WHYD I NOT BUY IT A LONG TIME AGO cave thot as he bought minecr000ft. what does this hae to do with cave u may ask and I DONT KONW IM NOT YOUR SAVIOR. okay so he was playing and a creeper blew up his house.
Oh no.
Oh no.
No
no NO!
okay hes over it. so lets continue some adentures. HAI I LOE PIE 22. okay back to basics. cave gives minecraft a 2/9q084938504-58.
Chapter 3: Evry letter in the alphabet
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
G
G
G
G
Q
CHapter 4: the chapter b4 the finale
SO once in fdbeusfbequsde-screw it i forget name of dimension DIMENSION, CAVE FOUND 2 FROGS, GLADOS, AND WILLY WEAVER THE DECIEVER! Then wheatley kills his family.
Chapter 5: The Lyrics to Know by SOAD (Just Incase You Need It)
I will never feed off the evergreen luster of your heart all because we all live in the valley of the walls when they speak we can peak from the windows of their mouths to see the land the women chant as they fly up to the sun.
Chapter 6: Back to the sotry AKA the finale
OKAY THIS IS WHERE IT GETS EPOCH. so willy weaver dies. no. nononononon. its not sad at all. liek they paly ode to joy when he dies. im reffering to the background score.
HAHAHAH
okay so anywuz, cae kills glados and wheatley. yaaaay. so he threws out minecraft and the creeper that killed him.
I KNOW THIS WAS SHORT SO HERE'S A FANFIC ABOUT A SPACE ODYSSEY
Hal 9000: Im sorry Dave, I can not do that.
OKAY IM SO SORRY I HAVENT SEEN THE MOVIE. IVE ONLY SEEN THE PARTS WITH HAL. PLEEEEASE DONT KILL ME. PLEEASE LIKE DONT SEND ME EMAILS. PLEAKLDFJAL:DKFJLADFK:JLkj