I do not own Durarara!

This story contains minor hints of yaoi, ratings will go up later.

Shizuo Heiwajima is now friends with Izaya Orihara.

Shizuo Heiwajima * Izaya Orihara:

What the hell do you want, you stupid flea?

Izaya Orihara:

That's not nice, Shizu-chan. *pouts*

Shizuo Heiwajima:

You're not cute, ass wipe.

Izaya Orihara:

Who said I was being cute, ne? ;D

Shizuo Heiwajima:

YOU JUST DID, YOU DICK FACE! D:

Izaya Orihara:

No, I didn't you protozoan. You really are stupid, can't even understand a simple sentence.

Shizuo Heiwajima:

...fuck you.

Izaya Orihara:

What position? :D

Izaya Orihara:

Shizu-chan?...

Izaya Orihara:

Tsk...you're no fun. -_-

Shinra Kishitani is now friends with Celty Sturluson and 2 other people.

(Izaya Orihara and Shizuo Heiwajima likes this.)

Izaya Orihara:

Oooh la la~! What's this? Shizu-chan liking the same thing as me?

Shizuo Heiwajima:

WTF? I liked this first!

Izaya Orihara:

You're such a kid...I totally liked it first! ;D

Shizuo Heiwajima:

You piss me off, even over the internet.

Izaya Orihara:

Well, what are you gonna do? Poke me? xD

Shizuo Heiwajima poked Izaya Orihara.

Izaya Orihara:

Seriously? -_-

Erika Karisawa is now friends with Walker Yumasaki and 4 other people.

(Erika Karisawa liked this.)

Erika Karisawa * Celty Sturluson:

OMGEEE! 3 I LOVE YOU OUTFIT! IS IT COSPLAY? /

Celty Sturluson:

No, it's just my normal work clothes.

Erika Karisawa:

Wow! You work while cosplaying? That's so awesome! *squeal*

Shinra Kishitani:

Yep, she usually prances around the house in maid costumes! =3=

Shinra Kishitani:

Ahh! Celty! No!

Shinra Kishitani:

Wait! I'm sorry! I take that back! Dx

Walker Yumasaki:

D'aww...a lover's spat. How cute~! 3

(Shinra Kishitani liked this)

Shinra Kishitani:

Wait! Ah! I'm sorry Celty! I'll dislike that! Ow!

Shinra Kishitani is now friends with Indoor Scholar.

Izaya Orihara:

WTF?

Shinra Kishitani:

Lols, I needed to send Farmville gifts to myself.

A/N: Yay! Shinra gets bashed by Celty! xD

They're just so cute together! :D

For those who don't know, Indoor Scholar is Shinra's online identity.

And the last section was inspired by a Harry Potter motivational poster. lols