well ive been in deep harry potter funk, cant get enough ...i also got the early registration for pottermore REJOICE REJOICE...school sucks all the time now soooooooooo boring and teachers give us sauch a bad time. Yea and my parents have been fighting again sooooooooo not the best coupla weeks but i have updated, dont worry i havnt forgotten, ive also ben working on various other stories i was wondering is it best to finish this or start another one at the same time...? Anywayz hope you enjoy!
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Rachel POV:
As soon as I heard the sound, I grinned knowing someone had been slushied; I turned around to see Sam Evans walking to the toilets drenched in purple slushy. I tried to look for the culprit so I could tell them to back off a bit with Sam. Then I saw it a dude with an Afro with a slushy in his hand. Calm down Rachel! I couldn't… Bastard I thought to myself, I didn't think and I punched him. Blood started to pour out. I wanted to stop, to be sweet little Rachie again but no, I punched him again.
"How…punch….Dare…kick…You…punch…Slushy him." I shouted in anger. "He's more popular than you."
The crowds were enjoying themselves and encouraging me. I wanted to stop; I really did….but before I knew it two others had joined in the fight. Puck was kicking him, while Santana was trying to yank his afro off his head…going all Lima Heights. I continued to punch, my hand wasn't sore just yet.
"THAT'S ENOUGH" Coach Bieste roared. We immediately stopped, "You three Figgins now." ...NO.
We ended up going the long way around we walked talking about the punishments we were probably going o have to face. Puck thought we were going to be sent to juvie. San thought we would have to clean all the slushy stains around the school. I said that we would be tested in someway probably physical, meaning working out. Santana replying by saying, "typical Bez, thinking about her perfect abs before anything."
We entered Figgins office a good 15 minutes later to see a confused Brittany and a shocked Quinn. We took our seats mine next to Quinn and Puck's.
"Welcome Miss Fabray, Miss Berry, Miss Lopez, Miss Pierce and Mr. Puckerman." Principal Figgins warmly said.
"Aww I wanted to be a mister to," Brittany whined.
"Look Sir, we….."Puck started.
"Jacob Israel is being cared for by the nurse and may be taken to hospital. Would any of you care to explain, why? The principal asked.
No one replied Quinn looked shocked and was death staring me slightly.
"No, answer …you 5 will be reported to a facility that needs more people." He calmly said.
"Oh thank god, San told me you were going to get us to clean all of the yummy slushy stains" Brittany said.
"What a great idea, you will all do that also"
"Uhh Principal Figgins you called me to come" Mr. Schuster said walking into the office
Oh crap! Were gonna have to be in glee club" I whispered to both Quinn and Puck.
"William, meet your new Glee stars." Figgins told Schue
Mr. Schue grinned. Puck Scowled. "NO".
"I'd rather die." Santana mumbled, we all agreed.
"Hey Glee's fun, give it a shot" Mr. Schue said defending his stupid club.
"It's for horny losers." Santana said.
"Minus Mike, Matt and Artie" Brit sweetly added, "and now us"
"No exceptions, you will ALL attend glee for 3 months and clean this school spotless." Figgins added dismissing us. Puck and Santana looked close to murder. Quinn looked disappointed and depressed. I sat there dreading the next 3 months, with Sam. I pretended to care about what Mr. Schue was talking about. Ironically there was glee meeting in 5 minutes. We headed to the choir room in silence. Mr. Schue told us to wait outside, probably to tell the losers that there were new members.
"Welcome Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman, Santana Lopez and Brittany Pierce." He announced us as we glumly walked into the choir room.
"Mr. Schue is this some kinda sick joke" Tina asked.
"I wish it was Goth" I said.
"Look we all have our differences but we can pull through this, they're here to stay."
"For 3 months ONLY!"Puck said.
"Fine, Mr. Schue, wait, now that were a team does that mean no more slushies?" Kurt asked hopefully
"Hell to the NO" Santana, Puck, Quinn and I said simultaneously.
"Well except Mike, Matt and Artie." Brittany added.
"So can any of you actually sing" Finn asked in an of-course-you-cant voice.
"Well I'll let you know Berry…" Puck started while I smacked him across the head before he revealed as a child I used to have singing lessons. He poked his tongue out at me.
"Do we have to like audition for this shit" Santana asked.
"Yep, so take it away" Mr. Schue said.
Quinn POV
We all sang or more rapped 'do it like this' by the black eyed peas:
[All]
Hey bet you can't bet you can't do it like this
Bet you can't bet you can't do it like this
Bet you can't bet you can't rock it like this
Bet you can't bet you can't rock it like this
Hey
[Rachel]
1 2 3 to the 4
Coming to your hood like a sky missile
Fergie Rock The beat down to the gristle
I spit it clean just like it's gonna rain
[Puck]
I'm so official
That's why I'm rocking this rocking this whistle
I'm in the disco
Pretty lady nipples
When I DJ I turn the base of the tickle
The girls with the big big booties
I'm straight chilling cooling out wit cuties
21 and over ain't messing wit juvies
Girls always talking about
I ain't no groupie
I ain't stupid I know what the truth be
You was up chilling with yeezy last week
You nasty admit you nasty
Trying to act classy
Ask for a glass please
Grab a glass and get wet
Ask for some bubble so I can get em all wet
I said I don't want trouble
But she said wanna get busy
Cause she dizzy
So I said let's jet
[Quinn &Santana]
We did it and we did it
We did it like this
We did it and we did it
We did it like this
We did it and we did it
We did it like this
We did it and we did it
We did it like
I said bet you can't bet you can't rock it like that
Bet you can't bet you can't rock it like that
Bet you can't bet you can't rock it like that
Bet you can't bet you can't
Do do do do do do
It like me
[Brttany]
So fresh so clean
This beats crazy this beats obscene
This shits laced with shit so mean
Mean mean
You know what I mean
This beats cracked out
Means ya'll clean
This shits hot nigga
Letting off steam
This is like movie action scene
Ring ring ring like a machine
This shits money nigga this shits green
This shits is terrifying
Halloween
This shits gimme your qu-qu-qu-queen
That means I'm the what what king
[All]
Bet you can't bet you can't Rock it like this
Bet you can't bet you can't rock it like this
Bet you can't bet you can't rock it like this
Bet you can't bet you can't
Yo yo yo yo
[Puck & Rachel]
Rock the house bro
Rock the dancer
I Want the tsunami someone gimme belly dancer
(Brittany)
Who got the answer
For the Dancer
Nobody know but I got music to announce ya
Blo Blocker mama call me papa
I stay on toppa
Quick chicks like Chaka
Zu loo I'm the shit
You the haka
(Quinn)
Who are you
Imma future hip-hopper
Mega nigga, this nigga bigger
Why hold the gun if you can't pull the trigger?
Why you stay you do it when you know you can't deliver?
Why your dreams locked up if you got a weak liver?
Ha ha ha ha
(Santana)
Imma love her not to fighter
Love dunna like turn into a dick liker
Ha ha ha ha
(Rachel)
I'm the big chief rocka
Shootin up your block like blocka-blocka
(All)
Bet you can't bet you can't rock it like this
[x2]
Bet you can't bet you can't do it like that
(Puck)
Yo, try it, tr-tr-try it
Can't rock it like this
I'm the new nick matic
Black acrobatic
Alien 'bout to invade, galactic
Ladies climb maxin
Off of my axin
Philipino comin to the US mashin
(All Girls)
Lazer flashin big ghetto blastin
Vodka, water, down for some action
Check it out now, the funk so brother
And right about now, you know I'm on the other
Shit
(Puck)
But you can't rock it like me though
nigga say I'm dute white
Girls say I'm neeto
(Santana and Puck)
I rock wave forms a fucked with no neeto
Music revolution like underground beetles
Yeaaa, you can't rock it like us
Bitch you need to shut the fuck up
(Quinn and Rachel)
I'm on a mission
I'm on a mission
Start the ignition
Let's blow it up like nitro glistron
(Brittany)
It's the new definition
Of part demolition
Shut the new composition
Let's shoot em down with the killer ammunition
(All)
I got a proposition
Stop, listen
Cause this beat bangs, a banger
Knock em out to submission
I got an intuition
Tonights gonna be a good good exhibition
Hope you don't have no heart condition
Think you can rock it like this, you're wishin
You can't rock it like this
[x7]
You can't rock it like this.
I suppose the rest of Glee didn't like it because it was kind of offensive but fun to do and hen again we don't exactly care about their opinion. I watched them and I saw Sam's gaze on Rachel, but hers were fixed on the floor, avoiding his gaze.
"Ok, that was….um good, you need to sing individually later on though" Mr. Schuster told us.
"Watevz can we'z like go now?" Santana asked.
"Ok, but tomorrow have your songs ready, now off with you. " We rolled our eyes.
Rachel stormed out with Puck behind. And we all soon followed. I am now interested in the new development.
ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh wats gonna happen next plz review XD ! hope you enjoyed it. ducky7