Okay, well after the overwhelming response I got to the last chapter I was scared to post this…
Thank you all for that though, so, so, sooo much!
Finn Hudson Just walked in on mom and Burt making out and now needs some bleach to pour over his eyes!
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- Kurt Hummel: Oh. Just. What? Finn! Why would you put that on here? You didn't have to scar me too!
- Finn Hudson: Dude I shouldn't be the only one to suffer just because you aren't here!
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: you guys will just have to get used to the fact that your rents have needs too – you know I bet they did it on their wedding night?
- Finn Hudson: Dude I'm going to kill you.
- Kurt Hummel: I'll hide the body.
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: They soooo did. Maybe you'll get a new addition to the family?
- Kurt Hummel: They did not. They laid next to each other keeping at a respectable distance, maybe holding hands.
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: THEY HAD SEX! MAYBE THEY'RE HAVING IT NOW! Finn you almost saw it!
- Finn Hudson: Puck hide.
- Kurt Hummel: I'll get the shovel.
- Brittany S. Pierce: What does the bleach do, I wonder if it will get rid of the bags under my eyes?
- Santana Lopez: Britt I'M CALLING YOU NOW. PICK UP YOUR PHONE! xxxx
Mercedes Jones, Sam Evans, Quinn Fabray and 23 others wrote on Blaine Anderson's wall for his birthday.
Mike Chang to Blaine Anderson: Happy birthday!
Thad Harwood to Blaine Anderson: Hey man didn't realise it was your birthday today! Any plans? Have a good one! x
Blaine Anderson Why does everyone keep wishing me a happy birthday? :S
(Wes Montgomery, Kurt Hummel, David Thompson and 10 others like this)
- Kurt Hummel: Oh my god Wes even I have to admit that was hilarious. (Wes Montgomery likes this)
Blaine Anderson Would like to thank everyone for the birthday wishes even if they are 7 months premature and thinks everyone should hop over to Wes Montgomery's page and say everything to him they have always wanted to because he won't be around for much longer!
Mercedes Jones LOVES it when Kurt Hummel is home! Watching him and Miss Rachel Berry sing to the death for the last piece of cake only to find out Tina Cohen-Chang ate it before they finished has made this the best girls night yet!
- Kurt Hummel: Tina owes me cake. I allow myself to indulge at sleepovers!
- Rachel Berry: I can't believe she ate the reward for my talent!
- Jeff Sterling: I can't believe Kurt gets invited to the girl's sleepovers! (Artie Abrams, Sam Evans and 5 others like this)
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I should just pretend to by gay to get chicks.
- Kurt Hummel: Puck the last time I saw you, you complained the girls didn't wear jeans as tight as I do. You already have to be at least bi.
- Blaine Anderson: Please, please stop looking at my boyfriend's ass…
Blaine Anderson to Kurt Hummel: Argh! On ye return to the home port what say we share a bottle o' rum and retire to the captains quarters?
- Kurt Hummel: Aye aye captain!
- Blaine Anderson: OH MY GOD, Pavarotti can be my parrot! We can call the ship 'The Klaine!'
- Wes Montgomery: Blaine you take things too far :/
- Blaine Anderson: :(
Jeff Sterling no longer thinks that Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are sweet. They are simply unbearable.
- Thad Harwood: Oh god. What are they doing now?
- Jeff Sterling: They kicked me out of the room because it's raining outside so they're having their picnic indoors instead.
- David Thompson: I'm gonna be sick.
- Jeff Sterling: Kurt threw a bagel at me when I asked him why they needed to sit on a picnic blanket when they're sat ON TOP OF THE QUILT ANYWAY
- Santana Lopez: Clearly Blaine is just trying to get some. (Noah 'Puck' Puckerman likes this)
- Mercedes Jones: So happy for you both!
- Wes Montgomery: This is karma for us all complaining about how we wish they would get together so they could stop bugging us. Now they're even worse.
- Finn Hudson: Kurt! You are the reason Rachel is on the phone with me right now telling me how crap I am at romance. I hate you. (Rachel Berry likes this)
- Quinn Fabray: That is so sweet!
- Nick Duval: Sensing a definite gender divide on this status lol.
- Lucy-Jane Greene: Jeff maybe you should get off facebook and spend some time with me instead? Learn from your friends!
- Thad Harwood: ooooh!
- Jeff Sterling: I will have something special planned for the weekend, don't worry sweetie :) … Kurt/Blaine I'm going to kill you both.
- Rachel Berry: You lot should be taking notes! They're the only 2 guys that will be getting lucky any time soon and that's with each other! (Lauren Zizes, Quinn Fabray and Tina Cohen-Chang like this)
- Kurt Hummel: Jeff you're lucky I didn't throw my shoe at your head. Blaine says 'it's not our fault our relationship is superior to everyone else's.'
- David Thompson: Barf. (Finn Hudson, Jeff Sterling and Wes Montgomery like this)
David Thompson tagged Blaine Anderson in a video 'Blaine falling off a table in rehearsal.'
Kurt Hummel smells.
- Kurt Hummel: Blaine that is the worst facebook rape ever, I'm not even mad. You've just embarrassed yourself.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman is ditching maths! Who's with me?
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- Kurt Hummel: Really? Liking your own status? Go to school!
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Aren't you supposed to be in class yourself?
- Kurt Hummel: At least I'm in class! I'm already fluent in French, you have no excuse. (Noah 'Puck' Puckerman likes this)
Sam Evans would just like ONE football practice where we don't suck.
(Artie Abrams and Finn Hudson like this)
- Kurt Hummel: When's your next game? I'll try and make it :)
- Artie Abrams: It's next Friday Kurt but it might not be worth the effort. We're gonna get slaughtered.
- Azimio Richards: We don't want you there homo.
- Sam Evans: Why do I even have you on here? You're such an ass.
- Finn Hudson: Hey dude me and Puck will need a word with you tomorrow. (Noah 'Puck' Puckerman likes this)
- Kurt Hummel: Leave it Finn, he's one of the reasons why your football team has no star kicker anymore anyway ;)
- Mike Chang: Don't remind us, losing you from the team hurt us sooooo bad! (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Blaine Anderson to Kurt Hummel: Football team?
- Kurt Hummel: That's one picture Quinn forgot to upload. I was the kicker on the team last year, only game they won.
- Blaine Anderson: I'm gonna be needing those pictures…
- Kurt Hummel: Ha. Ha. Ha.
Santanna Lopez tagged Kurt Hummel in a picture.
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- Kurt Hummel: Is nothing secret anymore?
Thad Harwood to Kurt Hummel: Hey Kurt, football team's always on the lookout for new members…and there's already 6 Warblers on the team…
- Kurt Hummel: No.
Brittany S. Pierce likes the page 'Fat cats are best!'
David Thompson: Okay I'm going to kill whoever's been on my facebook. Someone needs to give me step-by-step instructions on how to get to the settings page because it's in some weird language and I don't understand anything!
- Blaine Anderson: yes! Hahahahaha! :D
- Wes Montgomery: NO WAY! Blaine, you did that?
- Blaine Anderson: Yesssss :D
- David Thompson: Grudging respect since that's the first respectable joke you've ever pulled off on here.
Finn Hudson Just lost 20 dollars playing poker.
- Kurt Hummel: Why would you play poker when you can't lie?
- Artie Abrams: Kurt he lost to me and I need the money so shut your mouth!
- Kurt Hummel: Carole will go mental if she finds out Finn!
- Finn Hudson: Yeah well Burt would go mental if he found out why it was you wore a scarf all this weekend. (Blaine Anderson and Santanna Lopez like this)
- Kurt Hummel: Touché.
Wes Montgomery wrote on the wall for 'The Warblers': Movie night tonight guys! Bring films and we'll vote later!
- Jeff Sterling: Bring snacks!
- Kurt Hummel: I might be 2 hours late considering that's how long it took for everyone to chose a film last time and I cant be bothered to relive that.
- David Thompson: Well we can't be bothered to watch you and Blaineikins snuggle throughout the movie but we can't all get what we want :)
- Blaine Anderson: I'll bring the Harry Potters!
- Thad Harwood: Blaine, David just said we can't all get what we want. You should consider that before you're disappointed. (Kurt Hummel and 16 others liked this)
A/N: I hope anyone reading after liking the first chapter of this isn't disappointed. It's harder to come up with ideas than you think :/
Also, I am writing another story, this is from Burt's point of view and will be drabbles and one-shots that will be Klaine-centric, so if you're interested in that the first chapter is up :)