Hi! And welcome to the first ever chapter of MEGAMIND INTERVIEWS! I'm your host KP100, and this is my partner in crime... uh, I mean... secretary Kyle!

Will you PLEASE let me go? I have kids ya know.

Haha, you're soo funny! If you read my other Megamind story, Megamind 2, you'll know who Kyle is... briefly. Anywho... please welcome our first interview... *whispers to Kyle* hey, who is our first interview?

*Sigh* you're the worst hostess I've ever seen. It's Roxanne Richie.

Ah yes, please welcome Roxanne Richie!

"Hi, is there some sort of weird villian website where you can get spikes and leather jackets... and is that a human skull!"

Uh... no its my uh... pet dog. Lucy. *Kicks "Lucy" away*

So, lets start off this interview... why didn't you like like Metroman?

"Well, he was never really my type. He was nice and all, but he was just a little bit too cocky."

*Snickers* Cocky... ahem... wait, Metroman was cocky, and Megamind isn't? Wow.

"No no, Megamind is cocky it's just... he.. well he is not as cocky."

Oh, I see. Defending your BF are we? When are you two ever gonna get hitched!

"When he asks."

Kyle! Make a note. TELL MEGAMIND TO ASK ROXANNE A VERY BIG AND IMPORTANT QUESTION!

"Do you have any more-"

Well... since I've run out of questions I guess thats it for today! REVIEW PLEASE! NOW QUICK, KYLE, THE SPRAY!

What? I'm not Minion, I don't carry Forget-Me sticks and spray around with me!

Oh, just give me a baseball bat. Now, REVIEW! OR I SHALL HIT YOU WITH THE ANTI-CREEP STICK! (- DP reference. xD )