Guess what author just watched an illegally videotaped version of Wicked! This one! So yeah, STANDARD DISCLAIMERS!... even though this is , meh, I'v ranted about this before.

The Ladies:

Alice Kirkland- England
Francesca Bonnefoy- France
Emily F. Jones- America
Sakura Honda- Japan
Chun-Yan Wang- China

"Out of my way you frog!"

"Well excusez-moi princess!"

"Oh don't pull those French… isms with me you wanker!"

"Oh! Well-"

"Okay will one of you just go through the door!" A blonde girl with a bomber jacket yells, frustrated at the two women stalling the line

"Emily don't get in the middle of-"

"Can it Alice, some of us want to get into the class room before school's out!" The girl, Emily, says, shoving the two women in front of her into the class room

"In my defense, Alice started it" The dirty blonde woman says walking to her seat

"Oh shut up Francesca! I was there first and you know it!" Alice yells

"Humph. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today" Francesca glares at the other girl

"Nihao class!" a small Chinese woman walks into the class

"Bonjour Ms. Wang~" Francesca smirks at the woman

"What do you want aru?" Ms. Wang asks

"Oh nothing, just to know if you'll ever explain you're whole family thing to us, it's really been bugging me since I found out-" Francesca was cut off as another Asian girl, this one being a student, walks by and lightly hits her with a book, and giving her a flyer.

"Nope! Now, my lovely assistant-" The Japanese girls glares at her teacher "-is passing out flyers for our next school play! It has the audition times, and whatever the heck it has on them, I don't know, I'm not working on it aru" Ms. Wang says, pulling miscellaneous things out of her knock off Hello Kitty bag.

"Okay, so can you tell us why you don't get a non-knock-off hand bag?" Alice asks

"I'd rather her explain the family tree" The Asian girl mutters before taking a seat between Emily and Alice

"It's just a long series of adoption, right Sakura?" Emily asks

"Hai, but would you want the whole school questioning you about some giant series of Asian adoption…" Alice stopped paying attention to the Japanese girl and the American idiot when she felt a pair of, in her own description, "A set of Beady Froggy eyes" peering at her. She turned around to see Francesca smirking at her.

"Can I get a drink of water Ms. Wang?" Alice raises her hand

"Remember to sign out" Ms. Wang says, searching for something in her bag. As Alice left, Francesca moved over to Sakura and Emily, taking the English girl's seat.

"So, Sakura~ You and Emily still dating?" Francesca asks

"One, dude, right here, second, hands off missy!" Emily says pulling Sakura onto her

"No PDA" Ms. Wang says, glaring at the American.

"Yes Francesca-San, I'm still dating Emily, now what do you really want?" Sakura asks

"What, I can't just come over to see yours and Emily's pretty faces with out that English…. English in the way?" Francesca asks

"Not really, we've figured you out a long time ago" Emily asks

"You hurt me, Madeline is never this mean to me" Francesca pouts

"Not to your face" Sakura smirks

"YO! Not late! Me and Toni were on a late bus…" a platinum haired man and a brunet walk in

"Sure you were" Ms. Wang glares at them

"I can't believe that tool's dating Maddie…" Emily says under her breath, still glares from the two women she was sitting with

"Hey Hero, Ra-Ra, Franny" The platinum haired man and the brunet sit down next to them

"What the bloody hell are you doing in my seat you sodding git of a wanker? And when the hell did you two get here?" Alice demands as she glares at the three misplaced people

"Well, it appears I'm sitting" Francesca smirks

"Get out of my seat" Alice glares

"Woah, Calm down there A-Cup-!"

"Oh shut up Gilbert, breasts don't make the woman, right Sakura!" Alice looks over to the Japanese girl, who was just staring blankly

"… I should really thing of a different nick name for you when Ra-Ra's around" Gilbert says

"What's with the nick name? She's my girlfriend and even I don't call her cutesy things like that in public" Emily says

"I've known her longer?" Gilbert says, "I give everyone nick names, and that one was made just to tease her.. I call her cousin Ki-Ki… and he's a dude…." Gilbert giggles a bit

"get out of my seat you bloody git" Alice says, trying to shove the French girl out of her seat

"So what's with these flyers?" Gilbert asks, ignoring the catfight

"School play" Emily says

"What's the play?" Antonio asks

"Wicked, auditions are tomorrow after school you thinking about trying out?" Emily asks

"Nah, I was hoping there was a going to be a play slash musical version of Peter Pan, and we would work with the Elementary level of the school" Antonio says, laying his head down on his desk

"You're such a pedophile Toni" Gilbert says

"Wicked's the one with the witches, right?" Francesca asks

"Ja" Gilbert replies, "Come to think about it… I know the perfect song to describe your guys' relationship"

"Loathing? Unadulterated loathing?" Sakura asks

"Sweet and utter loathing, in total detestation" Gilbert Replies

"pfft, nice" Emily says, "But I always thought that 'I Hate Everything About You' fit them pretty well"

"Kiss With a Fist!" Antonio chimes in

"Well… I'll give you a fist without the kiss because I DO hate everything about you in sweet and utter loathing" Alice says, still trying to remove the French pest, "If anything, we're more of a 'Smile in Your Sleep' kind of relationship, only we both hate each other to begin with"

"You mean you've been fighting endlessly like this with SOMEONE ELSE! How dare you!" Francesca teases

"I just think they're caught in a Bad Romance" Ms. Wang walks over to the group, handing back papers from a previous assignment

"So we aren't doing anything today Sensei?" Sakura asks

"Nope! You've all finished those papers, so you get a free day to chat aru. So are you going to try out Sa-ku-raa~" Ms. Wang asks, stretching out Sakura's name childishly

"No, I'm going to help with special effect and stuff…" Sakura says

"But you have such a pretty singing voice~" Ms. Wang says

"I'm sure no one wants to listen to a few hours of my Engrish" Sakura says, "Don't you have papers to hand out?"

"Humph.. Fine, see you later" Ms. Wang says, continuing passing papers out

"I like your engrish, you're getting better with your 'L's" Emily says

"Wait, you actually mess up your 'R's and 'L's? Say Lemon Lake Jim Carlson!" Antonio asks

"… How about no" Sakura replies

"Pff, you're no fun" Antonio says, "So any of you guys going to try out?"

"Nah, the Hero's just gonna stay behind the scenes and make sure the Princess isn't in another castle" Emily says

"I actually might try out, Elpheba's grown on me a lot since you dragged me to go see it" Alice tells Emily

"What about you Franny?" Gilbert asks

"I don't know… it might be cutting it close… I have to consult a calendar real quick" Francesca says, standing up, finally giving Alice her seat back

"Ha! Seat Reclaimed" Alice says, crossing her legs, right before getting groped

"Vital regions claimed~" Francesca says, before she goes to Ms. Wang

"… What would she be cutting close?" Gilbert asks

…

"Ms. Wang, do you know when the final performance will be?" Francesca asks

"Uhh, hold on…" Ms. Wang goes to her Email, "Uh, it says here the final act will be the 15th of next month, why?"

"No reason" Francesca says, "Just curious… and a school in France… The school I wanted to go to before we moved to America… it's a lot cheaper than here, and I got accepted.. I want to leave here with a bang"

"When are you leaving?" Ms. Wang asks

"We've planned to leave the 18th of next month" Francesca says, frowning a bit

"So the Monday after the performance?" Ms. Wang asks, "Do you want a going away party?"

"No, just a lazy day so no one suspects I'm going to be leaving" Francesca says

"You're not going to tell them?" Ms. Wang asks

"Well, Gil and Antonio can get depressing if they know something's going to break up the trio, your sister has those big pretty eyes that will make leaving way more painful than it is, I'll tell Emily and her sister before I leave… and I don't really feel like watching Alice celebrating me leaving" Francesca says looking at the group

"Okay, if that's what you want to do… try out for Galinda if you're gonna do it, you strike me as someone singing about how popular you are and making someone else popular." Ms. Wang says, writing down dates on a notepad.

"Okay, thanks Ms. Wang, may I call you Chun-Yan?" Francesca asks

"No." Ms. Wang glares at her

"You let Sakura do it~" Francesca says, pouting her lips

"She's my sister, now leave before you're friends think you're sexing your way to a passing grade" Ms. Wang says

"They already do, trust me" Francesca smiles, an walks back to the group.

"So what was up with that Frog?" Alice asks

"Oh nothing~" Francesca says, before placing herself on Alice's lap.

"What the hell!" Alice says as the French girl gets comfortable

"I think I will try out~ Every play needs a set of rivals~"

Okay, so some of you may know me from my other strangely successful story "The Prince and the Polar Bear", and may be wondering, "HEY LADY, WHY DON'T YOU EVER UPDATE THAT ANY MORE! NYEH!" or "Jesus Christ woman, finish one story before you start another!" or-, wow, you people are mean! jk.
This is not going to take over the prince and the polar bear, I just needed a break from all the italics, homicidal bears, invisible bears, and child molesters. Those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, GO READ MY OTHER STORIES FOOL.

Review please~~