Here's another UlquiHime Two-Shot for you all. I hope it's to your liking :D

Summary: Orihime is pulled over on a vacant high way for speeding. What happens when Orihime makes a rather unwise promise to do whatever the Cop wants?

Warnings: Rated M for Smut on Deserted Highway, Kinky Ulqui-Chan, Dialogue.

Title: 7 Digits

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Having overslept, Orihime was currently speeding down a vacant high way in attempt to make it on time to work. She checked the time that read 8:52 AM and she paniced. If she were late one more time it could cost her her job.

Orihime was blind to all of her surroundings. There could be hundreds, thousands of cars on this very high way and she wouldn't notice them. Unfortunately, she didn't realize the one car that was on the side of the road.

To her dismay, those red and blue lights that flashed in her rear view mirrors had caught her attention. She slowed her car that was going nearly 45 miles above the speed limit. She pulled over to the side of the road and she hit her head repeatively against the steering wheel.

The vehicle slowed down just behind her car and came to a stop. A man stepped out of the car, pen and paper in hand. He walked casually to her car. Once he stood at the drivers window he gave a small tap on the window.

The stressed woman rolled the window down and she stared at the man, her eyes becoming a bit wider than usual.

And then his monotone voice spoke in such a way..

"Ma'am, are you aware of how fast you were driving?" He asked.

The Emerald Jewels he had for eyes stared at her. He had such a deathly pale skin and her fingers ached to touch it.

"Uhh..no..sir, I am not aware." She answered innocently.

He gave a small sigh and, using her car as something to write on, began writing a ticket for Orihime. Her eyes began to widen and when she saw the time, she began losing much hope.

"Officer, please! I just need to get to my job before I'm late!" Orihime pleaded.

"Ma'am, speeding is much more important than getting to your job on time. You could've crashed and injured yourself."

"Yeah, but I didn't. Plus, what could I have crashed into on such a deserted high way? If i'm late again I'm going to lose my job!"

Orihime's voice became dangerous.

"If you hadn't noticed, this high way wasn't vacant if I pulled you over." He protested.

He slipped the small slip into Orihime's face and she groaned.

"How the hell do you expect me to pay for a ticket without a job?" Oh her voice was most definitely filled with anger, her body trembling and if it were possible there would be steam coming from her ears.

"That wouldn't have been a problem if you weren't speeding." His voice was oh so calm.

"Please, I will do anything, I just need to get to work." Her voice trembled.

"Anything is a big word." Ulquiorra said, a small smirk became noticeable on his face.

It would seem the green eyed officer had a devious plan in mind.

"Ma'am, step out of the car please." He demanded.

And now all hope was lost for Orihime completely. She slouched slighty and opened the door. Orihime stepped out of her car and she realized that the officer was only a few inches taller than her but she still had to look up to be eye to eye with him.

"Look, officer, I've been at my job for nearly 3 years and I can't bear to lose it now." Orihime exclaimed.

"I assure you, Miss, you won't lose your job..Atleast not today." He promised.

And then before Orihime could even become overjoyed, the officer had her pressed against her car. Her eyes widened,

"What do you think you're doing!" She yelled, her arms flailed about.

"As I said, anything is a big word," he glanced at the name tag on her work uniform, "..Orihime."

"So you think you can use me and get away with it? I'm not some toy!"

"No, it would seem you aren't, however; for today you are." He whispered in her ear, nibbling softly on her lobe.

"I am a very reasonable man, Orihime. Just as long as you do as I say. Trust me, we could become great friends." He said, nibbling gently on the side of her neck.

She pressed her lips together in an attempt to keep herself from moaning.

"Oh, Hime...Is it alright if I call you that? You shouldn't hold in your sounds." He told her, gripping one of her firm breasts through her shirt.

"You may be denying the pleasure now, but trust me. You'll be letting out your moans in no time." He promised. "Even if I have to force them out of you."

And to prove what he said, he gave her breast a hard squeeze, loving the struggled noise she released from her throat.

Ulquiorra licked a trail up Orihime's neck and past her jaw bone, pausing at her lips before kissed her lower lip.

"I do hope you are not a virgin. Of course, I would be surprised if you were. A girl with such a mesmerizing body. Any guy would fight to be your one and only." He bit her bottum lipped and pulled gently. "Surely you are not a virgin, correct?" He asked.

He recieved no answer from her. She wasn't going to share something so personal with him.

"If you don't want to answer that is quite alright. We'll just have to find out the hard way wont we? I was never really a man for foreplay but if that's how it'll be.."

He pinched the erect nipple that now showed from her shirt and in return, Orihime released a whimper.

"Already giving in so easily?"

His hand went under her shirt in a slow way, his pale fingers slithering up in a teasing way. Orihime resisted the sudden urge to give out a small giggle. Ulquiorra used his free to begin unbuttoning Orihime's work shirt.

"Stop!" She squealed.

"In a few moments, you'll be begging me to take you. You and I both know that." He said matter of factly.

After succeeding in unbuttoning her shirt, he discovered the woman had no bra on underdeath.

"No bra? It must be my lucky. I pulled over such a beautiful woman who happened to be speeding, only to find out she's braless." He whispered, seductively.

He pushed the shirt off of her shoulders and carelessly threw it onto the car seat. Leaning down, he took one of Orihime's erect nipples in his mouth and gave a sensual suck. One of his hands fondled the other breast and gave a small squeeze before pinching the nipple between his fingers.

Although Orihime had her lips pressed together as though they were glued, she couldn't hide the way her breathing quickened and became heavier. A smirk appeared on the officer's face as he gave the nipple in his mouth a hard bite. A rather loud whimper did not go unheard.

Ulquiorra's hands made their way to Orihime's pants. Those black pants were hanging around her ankles in a second. The sight of that maroon colored thong shocked the man. This woman's personality was bubbly and very childish and yet she wears something like this? That only made the officer more than pleased to take her on this very vehicle.

"It surprises me that a girl like you would wear something," he pointed to the thong she wore "..like this."

Orihime simply rolled her eyes at the man ontop of her. If it hadn't been obvious yet, it was pretty clear she wasn't a virgin. She didn't sleep around much either.

Ulquiorra fingered with the strings of her thong. He pulled the string undone. It immediately caused it to fall to reveal her fairly trimmed mound. His hand immediately went to her warmth, thumbing her entrance softly.

"You cannot deny the fact the idea of being fucked on your very own car is turning you on." Ulquiorra stated.

"Maybe I do, Maybe I don't."

Her response was quite childish, it did suite her personality though. Ulquiorra gave a small shake of his head and without a warning, he slipped one finger into her warmth, immediately earning a squeal which was soon followed by a moan from the red head. Orihime clutched onto the mans shoulders when she realized something.

"Why on earth am I the only one naked?" She asked.

He smirked. He knew she would've come to her senses sooner or later.

"I really hope you have more than just this shirt." She whispered.

The woman whom Ulquiorra presumed was quite a weak creature soon had his shirt ripped in half down the middle. His eyes slightly widened but his surprised face quickly faded. He was close to skipping all foreplay and just taking her as hard as he could. He could imagine it, her screaming his name and him slamming into her from behind. That's when he remembered something.

"Ulquiorra." He said.

"Huh..?"

"My name is Ulquiorra. You should know it because in a few moments," He added a second finger, earning louder moans. "..you'll be screaming my name."

She moaned excitedly at the thought. Being taken by a stranger on her very own car.

"Ulquiorra.." The name rolled off of her tongue. "Take me.."

"Beg for it." He smirked, thrusting those two fingers at a steady pace inside of her warmth.

She grunted out a rather throaty moan, moving her hands to the buckle of his pants. Her hands fidgetted with buckle, becoming quickly irritated as she was unable to undo it. Surpassing that sudden urge to laugh at her, he replaced one of his hands with her own, undoing his buckle in such a quick movement. Ulquiorra then unbuttoned his pants and gave a direct order,

"Take them off."

"...What?" She said once she was able to control her moans.

"My pants, get up and take them off of me." He said, pulling his fingers out of her.

She whimpered softly at the sudden loss. She stood from her position and began to tug on his pants. She could see his erection poking through his pants and by the looks of it, he was quite large. She pulled his pants down but not before grabbing his boxers to pull them down as well. Her eyes widened at his length.

"Touch me, Hime.."

His words seemed to have hypnotized her. In a second, her small hands wrapped around his erect member, gasping softly at how hard he was. Once those gentle hands made contact with his member, he returned the two fingers into her warmth, earning a delighted moan.

His long fingers reached quite far inside of her so he assumed she wasn't a virgin. He smirked in his mind, quite happy with that. Now he could take her as hard as he wanted. He curled his fingers, pressing them into her walls, loving the way she squirmed beneath him and how she tightened her grip on his erection.

He let out a silent moan when Orihime thumbed the slit of his length. He could feel his precum leaking from the head. She grabbed the length of his erection and began to pump in slow motion. His member twitched as she continued to jack off the police officer.

Ulquiorra bit his lower lip and made it pretty unnoticeable as he held back a moan. Orihime frowned at his actions and picked up her pace. He let out a low growl and smirked. Just as she had picked up her pace, he allowed another finger to join the two already in her warmth. He curled those fingers into her walls again and loved how she instantly tightened and let out a short gasp.

She gave Ulquiorra's shaft a few more pumps before letting her moans escape at her hearts content.

"God..I want you.." She whispered.

She didn't intend on calling him God, she didn't even know where it had came from. Her mind and body only knew lust right now.

"Beg me..." He said.

He pulled those three fingers out of her and he slipped one in his mouth and he instantly sucked the juices that were left on his finger right off. He craved to taste more of her but his lust to take her was far more greater.

"Please, Fuck me.." She begged, thrusting her hips upwards in an attempt to get his attention.

He turned her over, having her back facing him and had her hold on the still open door. He pumped his erection a few times to ease the throbbing and began to rub his head against her opening.

"How badly do you want it?" He asked, leaning forward to nibble softly on her ear.

"God, I need you in me, NOW." She exclaimed, trying to push back in an attempt to push his member inside of her.

He gripped her hips tightly, and in a swift thrust he was buried within her to the hilt. She moaned loudly as he pulled out to the tip before thrusting back in wildly. He set a rather fast pace that she was unable to follow and so she just did her job of moaning and being taken mercilessly by the man behind her.

His hips slammed painfully against her butt and the slapping noises they made as skin made contact with skin was quite loud. Ulquiorra's hands held onto her wrists as he continued his rough assault on her. He let out a low grown when her walls tightened around his member. Oh god, what he would give for a bed right now.

"Ahh..Fuck me harder." Orihime moaned out.

He grinned. He grabbed her tightly and he swung open the back door of her car. He picked her up by her waist, his member slipping out of her. She moaned softly at the loss and she gasped as he tossed her carelessly into the backseat. He was back ontop of her in mere seconds, his length already pressing against her thigh.

Ulquiorra bent down to her neck and he placed a soft kiss on her pulse. He then sucked the skin into his mouth and Orihime whimpered softly. Using his hand, he guided his member back to her warmth and once she felt her entrance, he pushed in at a agonizingly slow pace. She wrapped her arms around his pale body.

His slow pace soon turned into something more intense. Orihime moaned out as he angled his member and thrusted hard. Not feeling her nails dig into him he decided to try a different angle, and that went on. He pulled out and thrusted back in fairly fast. He knew for sure he would feel this work later on today. He groaned when he felt her nails digging harshly into his back as he slammed into her tight walls.

Orihime screamed out the words "Harder" and "Faster" like a chance. He kept his angle on that one particular spot before he went all out on the red head below him. His speed felt completely inhumane and each time he thrusted in her, she feared her insides would rupture if he dared go anymore harder.

Her stomach felt on fire and her warmth throbbed. She moaned loudly as her walls clamped down on Ulquiorra's member as she came. Her grip around him tightened slightly as she came down from that high experience of an orgasm. It was one of the best ones she had in quite a long time.

Ulquiorra continued thrusting into her, he was very close and just before he came, he pulled out and he came on her stomach. His hand stroked himself intending to completely empty himself. He let out a quiet moan, the first one he'd let out during his and Orihime's encounter.

He fell ontop of her and he supported himself with his left arm so he didn't crush her.

"Where did you say you worked again?" He asked.

She blushed softly, "A club in Las Noches." she said.

"Funny, there's only a few there and they're all strip clubs." He smirked.

She blushed even harder. "With all due respect, I need to go before I'm anymore late to work." She said.

She groaned when he grinded his hips into hers.

"You can't go anywhere looking like a slut." He said, refering to his release on her stomach and her messy hair, her running make up. "In fact, just looking at you makes me want to go another round. Are you up for it, Orihime?" He said, already knowing her answer.

She gave him a glare and pushed him off of her. She go out of the car, picked up Ulquiorra's torn shirt and used it to wipe herself off.

"Like I said, I hope that's not your only work shirt, Ulquiorra." She said, smirking.

"Of course not. I always carry an extra uniform in my car."

She frowned and collected her shirt from the ground, pulling it over her head. She bent down, making sure Ulquiorra got a nice view of her butt and warmth before she stepped into her pants and thong, pulling them back up to his waist.

He smirked and grabbed her from behind.

"You know, for being such a tease I have the authority to take you on this ground." He whispered in her ear.

"Whatever. Thanks to you, I'm losing my job." She said.

"I said you wern't losing your job, at least not today that is." He told her. "I can have a friend come down and pick up your car and take it to your job. I'm going to need you in my car so your boss doesn't get suspicious when I tell him/her why you were late." While saying this, he had been rebuckling his belt to his pants.

"Leave the keys in the car." He said and grabbed her arm and walked her to his own car.

And as soon as they were in that car, Orihime gave Ulquiorra directions to her job and they were off.

"Ms. Matsumoto! I am so sorry that I am so late!" Orihime exclaimed.

"Orihime, I told you not to be late again or I'd fir-" Her jaw dropped when she saw the man walk in behind Orihime, fresh shirt and all. (A/N Had to add it. He couldn't show up with a ripped shirt xD.)

Jabbing Orihime in her rib, her boss whispered, "Who's the cute guy in the cop uniform."

She rolled her eyes at her over excited boss.

"Ma'am, I am very sorry that your employee was late today. She had a problem on the side of the road and I was on my patrol for any speeding cars. It appears her car broke down, hense the reason it is not here." Ulquiorra told her.

"Oh, that's alright! I could never.." Rangiku wrapped and arm around Orihime's shoulders. "..fire this girl for being tardy!" She lied.

Again Orihime rolled her eyes. "Boss, I need to go on stage if you don't mind." She said.

"Not without saying thank you to this man first!" She yelled at her employee.

Nostrils flaring, Orihime cracked out a short 'Thank You'.

Rangiku smiled and gave a wink at the cop. "Well, we've got customers! Come along, Hime-chan."

She mouthed out the word "Finally" before she began to follow her boss to her position. She was interrupted by a hand on her shoulder and saw Ulquiorra.

"What now?" She yelled.

He smirked, sliding the ticket into her hand, and she nearly died right then and there. "What the hell?" She screamed, luckily not causing a scene.

"Orihime, I advise you to look at the ticket. Anyway, I have to go back. It appears I've been neglecting my work. Maybe on a day off I'll stop by here one day and hopefully have another round with you." He said, his smirk never faltering.

She glared at him.

"Give me a call, Hime." He said, walking out the door.

Was he stupid? She didn't even have his number. She allowed her shoulders to slump and she looked at how much the ticket was. Her eyes widened when she realized the price. A 7 digit number was wrote where the price went. She rolled her eyes. How corny. She thought before folding the paper and sticking it in her back pocket.

Perhaps she'd give him a call on her break.


Are you jealous of my most terrible ending yet? I think the actual story itself made up for it though :P Hey, so I don't get flames that say, "Hey! Wtf? Ulquiorra is way too OOC! And Orihime would NEVER work at a strip club!" Don't you think I know that already? However, this is my story and I'll do what I want with it and what I wanted was for Orihime to be a stripper and Ulqui-chan to be a sexy, badass Police Officer. If you guys want, I might make another chapter to this as to how Ulquiorra and Orihime turn out. I kind of have it planned out already. Yeah..I'm gonna make a second part. Idc if you don't want me to :P

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