This is my first one shot ao be merciful. I do not own pjo. sadly

Rodriguez, Chris Rodriguez

Stupid *hack* Chris *stab* fireworks *cut* tomorrow! I wiped the sweat off my forehead and looked down to see the obliterated bodies of the practice dummies. Selena said he would ask me "Just give him time" she said. Well how much more time could I give the idiot? What, do I wait until he asks me an hour before the fireworks because since it's always hot at camp he didn't remember it was July? Heck no! I mean even Travis managed to ask Katie out although his approach was wimpy of course. Just then a crowd of Aphro Barbies came and kidnapped me, made me beautiful, and as soon as Chris saw me he professed his undying love for me. Psh yeah right. I mean as if those bimbos, no offence Selena, could kidnap me, and Chris profess his love. He could barely say thank you.

Chris p.o.v.

I saw Clarisse walk in with her cabin at lunch. She just glared at me, so why did I find that incredibly hot? I don't know, I'm a sick, sick guy in love I guess, Wait love? Um forget that anyways believe it or not I didn't forget the fireworks, I was just going to ask Clarisse out the Hermes's way aka: with style. Conner winked at me signaling that it was time. Dirty Bit began to play in the pavilion. Everyone looked with confused except Selena, Percy, Beckendorf, and Travis, and Conner. Don't worry I was not going to sing because my real passion is DANCING. Just kidding, of course. I walked over to the Ares table ignoring the glares her protective brothers were giving me.

"Clarisse, I know it's the day before the fireworks and I like you which I thought was pretty obvious, which is why at first I didn't think I had to ask you out, but when some people told/slash threatened me *cough selena cough* that."

"Chris, Lad, You're babbling please wrap this up." Chiron said.

"Oh sorry Chiron, well what I was saying was." All of a sudden the dirty bit of the song began to play. Travis was supposed to turn it off when it got to that point, but when I turned around he was staring at the Demeter table. I gave him a "what the mess" look and he snapped back to reality.

"Anyways, Clarisse, I"

"Yes."

"Wait, what, but I didn't get to ask you yet I mean I had this whole speech with balloons and confetti and and, wait you said yes right?" she began kissing me then she whispered in my ear, "Now can you hear me?"

"Well I'm just saying how do you know for a fact I was going to ask you to the fireworks now?"

"I'm pretty sure you were if you ever got to the point."

"But you don't." I was shut up when I saw the glare she was giving me. "Okay, I was."

"Yeah you better had been, Roberto."

"Roberto that's a new one but the name is Rodriguez, Chris Rodriguez."

"Whatever." She said with a smile on her face.

Plz Plz review and tell me if I should make a one shot about what happened with Travis asking Katie out and how Selena with the help of Percy Beckendorf and Travis and Conner helped Chris stop being so dense. Review and you get virtual Birthday cake ice cream. That stuff is the bomb. Peace