Author's note: Okay so my first fanfic is DONE, well, the first chapter is. I just wanted to thank SilverMoon7 for the pairing and editing, blueeyedbaby125 for the enthusiastic "Yes, please write it," and XNobodyXSomebodyX for the advice. THANK YOU GIRLS, I LOVE YOU ALLLLLL!
I do believe it is time for the formalities, anna, if you would.

Anna: Jake does not own Naruto and is not makin' any profit from this fic.

Me: thank you, and one more thing. NO FLAMES! I am a reasonable person when it comes to advice but flames scare me so NO to the flames.

Anna: Yeah, reasonable, and if you do get a flame don't blubber and cry or else I will bust a cap up your ass, Whiteboy!

Me: WAH! ANNA-CHAN IS SO MEAN TO MEEEE!

and without further delay or annoyance *pulls curtains aside* my first fic!

Chapter 1

I screwed it up. That is all there is to it. The one day I get the chance to have a relationship with my crush of a lifetime, I go and louse it up, big time.

Well, let's back things up a bit. The name is Kiba Inuzuka, also known as "Dog Breath" by some. I am seventeen and go to this dinky little shithole that the government forces all kids and "young adults" to go to, school. I play on the soccer team with the blonde, tanned god, Naruto Uzumaki, whom is my "crush of a lifetime."

Naruto and I have been friends for the longest time. I distinctly remember being in diapers and stealing his little tea cup full of ramen. We have been friends ever since. We even signed up for the soccer team together, though he has absolutely no depth perception. Knowing this, he probably wanted us to spend time together like how we used to, playing video games that he knew I sucked ass at.

I believe it all started when we were in sixth grade. We were having one of our weekly sleep overs and were watching a movie.

"Kiba," he said.

I was obsessed with my potato chips at the time and looked at him with a curious expression. "Yeah, Naruto," I was honestly perplexed by the expression on his face. I had never seen him that pensive… or scared.

"Kiba, um, have you ever had a secret that you couldn't share with anyone because you know they wouldn't understand?"

"No, I can't say that I have, man. You're acting really weird," I said, really wanting him to get on with it.

"Well, um, I, um…. I have this crush, see?"

"And…" I pressed on.

"Well, you have ta' promise ya' won't go telling anybody, 'kay?" he said looking really nervous and scared.

"Oh, alright, ya' fuckin' baby," I leaned over and did our "Super Pinky Swear" with him, spitting into my palm as he did the same and shaking afterwards.

"Now will you spill it?" I asked a little bit anxious and having no clue why.

"Well…" he whispered like death would come if he spoke out loud.

"Naruto, don't make me sic Akamaru on you again. Just say it, man." I faux-threatened.

"I, um, like this guy," he whispered and curled into a ball like he was expecting a threat or beating.

I am not gonna lie, I was shocked. We had seen all of the gay and lesbians in our school get ridiculed and beaten up before. Then it hit me. He was telling me, his best friend, first. He trusted me enough to not scream at him and beguile him like everyone else. So I took the only logical action at the moment, I hugged him. I have to say in my defense it was just out of instinct. The result of said action was a crying blondie.

I figured that if he was gonna go through all the ridicule and horrible talk, I would be there with him. Yeah, yeah, I know, it was sappy and the only time I would ever hold someone while they are crying and not tell them to man up and shit.

After that, we became even closer than ever and he finally (after three months) told me his crush.

"It's Sasuke Uchiha," he said one day as we walked to school.

"Huh?"

"My crush, it's Sasuke Uchiha," he said with scarlet cheeks.

"You mean that blow-hard bastard with all of those girls around him 24/7?" I said kind of shocked and a bit depressed.

"Yeah, well, he always opens doors for me and looks at me at lunch," he said cutely while looking down.

Okay I think that I forgot to mention, I told Naruto I was gay about 2 days after he said it. So I started thinking of him differently and was beginning to accept it.

"Well, ask him out, if you're sure he's into ya," I said grinning like an idiot.

"I don't know for sure, yet, if he actually is, though," he said again looking down.

"Baka," I said bonking him on the head. "You'll never know if you don't try, so go and ask him when you see him at lunch today," I said looking at him like this should be obvious, which it should have been. "If you get week-kneed, then I will come and back you up."

"You would?" he said rubbing his head with one hand and his eyes with another.

"Sure, that's what friends are for! Now go in that school building and win 'im over!"

"Sure thing, Kiba!" he said with that hyperactive and (very) idiotic grin of his.

It turned out that Sasuke had a thing for him since the beginning of the year. He said yes, much to my current dismay, and they have been together ever since. So, now you see my dilemma. I ended up helping to set my friend/crush up with the guy of his dreams, while I was staring after said friend for 5 fucking years after!

I do have to say, when I screw up, I screw up big time, man. Although, that was the past screw-up, the current one is… well… more idiotic. Ya see, Sasuke liked Naruto a lot and Naruto was the same, but Sasuke had some less than innocent intentions for blondie. It was those intentions that immediately led to Naruto saying "No way in hell! It would hurt like a motherfucker," which prompted Sasuke, quite literally, to dump his ass on the curb on their ride to Sasuke's. This, of course, made Naruto cry and come to school the next day buzzed. You heard me, buzzed. He was trashed like my mom after the New Year's party, only he had his shirt on and wasn't doing lap dances. Yikes, that was some scary-ass shit. I ended up taking him home after he blew chunks in third period. I was gonna have to put a lock on the wine room in his parent's basement someday soon.

On the car ride to my place, after arranging him to stay over that night with his parents, he started crying again about how he "loved" Sasuke and just wanted him to understand his position on the whole sex thing. He was screaming about how he wanted Sasuke SO fucking badly. I kind of, well, lost it, for a lack of better understanding.

"Naruto, if you are gonna whine and scream the entire ride to my house, then go home and do it! I don't want to hear how badly you want him, or how much you love him. He dumped you for a reason and I would bet it is because he just wanted sex and a one night stand after waiting 5 years!" I ended up screaming at him. He shut up instantly and it was a quiet ride after that.

I didn't know that the break up coupled with me yelling at him would cause him to do what he did.