Those of you that have read my fan fiction know that I write a lot of random things. Well, this is probably my most random thing yet. It's got no point, which I like, and I can kinda relate to everyone in this. I originally had a few drafts on another really old computer that's actually older than me, (One of the first laptops EVER, it's older than me!) and I liked them so much I decided to share them with you guys, my loyal readers. Beware randomness, sugar, coffee, hyper-ness, bizarre attitudes, and laughs while you read. Rated T for minor alcohol references, mild language, humor, and action.

Do you know what's not fun?

It's not fun when Sonic steals your socks and flushes them down the toilet.

"GAAAAAA! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?" Shadow yelled.

"What's going on?" Silver asked.

"Shadow flushed his socks down the toilet." Sonic accused.

"No, that was Sonic." Shadow growled.

"You flushed Sonic?" Silver looked confused.

"Yes, Silver. I flushed Sonic. So that's why he's standing next to me." Shadow said really sarcastically.

Silver gave them both an apologetic smile that said, 'Sorry I asked' and backed away slowly from them.

A little later Shadow was watching Signs(Starring Mel Gibson) and laughing his head off.

"This is so stupid."

Silver looked absolutely terrified, and Sonic was nowhere to be found.

"Is that kid gonna die?" Silver squeaked.

"I don't know. This is so lame."

Then Sonic squeezed out from under the couch with one of the Chaos Emeralds, covered in dust.

"What were you doing under there?" Silver asked, glad of a distraction from the horror on screen.

"I found some popcorn." Sonic held out some popcorn that was covered in dust too. "Want some? The dust gives it flavor."

Silver began to turn green.

"Or if you don't want popcorn, there's also pretzels and peanuts."

"I gotta hurl." Silver ran off.

"What's his probablem?" Sonic asked. "There's also Oreos."

Shadow took the Chaos Emerald away from him and hid it.

"Hey, that was my flashlight!"

"Not anymore."

Later Shadow was playing Left 4 Dead with Sonic watching intensively.

"Can you get a machine gun?"

"No. Go away."

Then a Witch attacked.

"AAAGHH!" Sonic ran in circles screaming. "YOU DIED! YOU DIED!"

"Zombies: eat flesh." Silver muttered. He was in a corner reading the dictionary.

The next morning started out like this…

The phone rang annoyingly at about 5:00 AM.

No one was on the other line.

The phone rang annoyingly at 5:02 AM.

No one was on the other line.

The phone rang annoyingly at 5:04 AM.

"ALL RIGHT ALREADY STOP CALLING THIS FREAKEN' NUMBER!" Shadow shouted.

"What the heck is WRONG with you?" Blaze shouted back.

Shadow went pale and handed the phone to Silver. Blaze was still screaming on the other end.

"It's for you." Shadow said.

"H….hello?" Silver asked nervously. "Oh. Hi, Blaze….What? Um…ok…." He turned to Shadow. "She told me to tell you you're a lousy weasel."

Sonic cracked up and Shadow beat him until he didn't know which way was down.

"Someone remind me why I'm here again." Shadow growled.

"Because none of us have a real job and Amy makes all the money and we're lucky she can afford to feed us." Sonic's eyes crossed. "Also she got us a nice apartment thing with a TV. I love her. I looooove her…." He passed out.

"Um…yeah. Sonic just passed out. Why did you call about five times?" Silver went back to talking to Blaze.

Two minuets later they got their answers.

"Blaze didn't call five times." Silver said.

"Well, who did?" Shadow asked.

"She said she got called like that and so she called us to ask if we were getting the same calls."

"You know what…? I think I should help Amy out. I'll get a job at Pizza Hut…" Sonic muttered.

"You tried out for that job but they fired you because you ate all the anchovies." Silver reminded him.

"Oh, yeah." Sonic started snoring.

The next morning was average. They foiled two bank robberies that weren't too hard to take care of. After that was done, they went to a park.

"There you are. Come on!" Blaze waved them all over to a picnic table where there was a huge variety of stuff to eat.

Blaze was waiting with Tails, Knuckles, and her little yellow Chao she adopted named Banana.

"Quickly get some fruit because Banana ate most of it and he wants more." Tails said, trying to keep the hungry Chao away from the fruit.

Sonic stole all the hot dogs and darted up a tree to eat in peace.

"Hey! I wanted one!" Knuckles growled.

"I knew he'd do that, so I brought a hidden stash." Blaze pulled up a false bottom in the lunch bag and brought out three more hot dogs.

Sonic zoomed by at supersonic speed and stole those too.

"I'm guessing you didn't bring backup for the backup." Shadow said, looking amused at Knuckles' astonished face.

"Darn, I thought for sure that'd work." Blaze looked annoyed.

After lunch they played tag, but Shadow was forced to play because he didn't want to in the first place.

But it was kinda hard to play anyway because Sonic was 'it'.

"Ok, now this just isn't fair." Silver said as Sonic tagged everyone at, like, the same time.

"Ok, I'm tired. Let's get ice cream." Blaze said, and everyone went to a nearby ice cream Shoppe thing.

"VANILLA! VANILLA! VANILLA!" Banana yelled.

"You don't get any because you ate everyone's fruit." Blaze said.

Banana looked rejected.

"Ok, fine…" Blaze bought him a fruit smoothie.

So everyone sat at the top of a huge hill and ate ice cream cones that were extremely large considering they were just the 'small'….

"So where was Amy today?" Silver asked.

"I dunno. But you know her; she was probably….shopping." Blaze made an 'Ewww' face.

"We stopped two bank robberies." Silver boasted. "they had guns and everything. But I took them both out because I'm psychic."

That was about when Sonic jumped up, screamed, "I AM MIGHTY!" dropped his ice cream cone, and ran away.

Everyone just sat there.

"Ok….." Tails said.

"What was that about?" Shadow asked.

"Too much sugar?" Knuckles asked, looking bored. "It's happened before."

"Again!" Banana clapped happily.

"Should we go after him?" Silver asked about twenty seconds later.

"I don't know." Blaze said.

"I'm not done yet." Knuckles still had his ice cream and it was dripping all over the place.

"Well, hurry."

Tails suddenly got this look on his face. "Guys, what ice cream did he order?"

"It looked like chocolate." Silver said, going over to the cone.

Banana flew over to it and licked it.

"Ewww, Banana!" Blaze pulled him back. "You don't eat other people's food!"

"Look at his face!" Knuckles laughed.

Banana made a really weird face.

"Guess it's not chocolate, then. Banana loves chocolate." Tails said. "But what other kind of ice cream looks like chocolate?"

Everyone thought real hard.

"I'll go look at the list of ice creams." Shadow ran off.

"Oh, I know! Ear wax!" Silver said.

"More likely than not." Blaze said.

Everyone thought some more.

About five minuets later Shadow came back looking really scared.

"Oh, man. If Shadow's scared, then it must be bad." Tails' eyes got wide.

"That wasn't chocolate. That was…..that was…." Shadow looked horrified. "….COFFEE."

Silver and Banana ran in circles screaming.

Blaze went pale.

Tails started shedding.

Knuckles dropped his ice cream.

"…And it's made with 99% real coffee." Shadow continued.

"AAGHH! STOP!" Blaze yelled.

"But according to the receipt here, he ordered chocolate."

"Really?" Silver asked.

"Let's go see if there's a mix-up." Tails suggested.

Everyone trooped down to the ice cream place.

"Hi. Uh, our friend ordered chocolate but he got coffee and now we can't find him." Knuckles said.

"What? I specifically remember getting the chocolate!" The guy said. "I swear!"

"Can I get a sample of the chocolate for 25c?" Blaze asked.

The guy ran further into the Shoppe and came back with a small plastic cup.

Blaze tasted it.

"Coffee." She declared. "And my other guess is that the 'coffee' is now chocolate."

Everyone stood there for a while.

"How long before he burns out the caffeine?" Tails asked Silver.

"Hard telling. That was a huge ice cream cone."

"Sorry about the mix-up! I hope you find your friend!" The ice cream guy called after them when they left.

"I hope so too." Shadow muttered. "Or Amy will murder us all and hide the evidence and even Vector won't be able to solve that mystery."

Everyone's first stop was a really tall hill that was taller than the hill in the park.

"We should see a lot here." Tails said. "And if we don't see him I'll fly off and look."

Everyone stood at the top of the hill and stared around a lot.

"CHUU!" Banana freaked out.

"What?" Blaze asked.

Banana pointed to a tree. "CHUU!"

There was a cute little squirrel in it.

"Awww." Silver awwwed.

Blaze slapped him. "We're looking for hyper hedgehogs, not squirrels."

"Oh, yeah. Right."

Everyone looked around some more.

"I have an idea." Knuckles said. "check that, I have a BRILLIANT idea!"

-30 minuets, 121 chili dogs, 3 root beers, and lots of arguing later—

"Knuckles, the only thing this is gonna attract is ants." Blaze said when everyone was hiding behind a huge tree, waiting for Sonic to come zooming by.

Knuckles had brought a lot of chili dogs and put them in a pile on the ground with some root beers hoping that that would attract Sonic.

"Look at that killer ant." Silver added as a huge ant literally picked up a chili dog and walked off.

"If ants that big exist on the same planet I do, I want a transfer." Tails said.

"That's what exterminators are for." Shadow said.

Everyone waited a few more seconds.

Then there was a huge gust of wind and Banana nearly blew away.

"OH WOW!" Everyone heard Sonic yell.

They all peeked around the tree and saw him sitting on the ground, literally chugging the chili dogs and root beer.

"Knuckles, you are a genius." Blaze whispered.

Knuckles turned a brighter shade of red.

"Ok, now all we need to do is catch him." Shadow said, holding up a leash made of belts looped together.

Tails suddenly got pale. "Is that root beer caffeine and sugar free?"

Knuckles just about passed out.

"YOU'RE KIDDING ME!" Blaze yelled.

At Blaze's yell, Sonic literally jumped five feet in the air, hit the ground running, and flattened some nearby shrubbery in his haste to escape.

"KNUCKLES, YOU ARE A BONEHEAD!" Blaze beat him until he didn't know the difference between the sky and ground.

"What do we do now?" Tails asked.

"Well, we have to catch him before Amy finds out he's missing, so we have about 24 hours from right now. In that time we have to construct a monster hamster wheel and get more belts." Shadow said. "This leash isn't long enough."

"We aren't using belts, Shadow." Silver said.

"Can't we just get some tranquilizers?" Tails asked.

Shadow and Knuckles got evil looks on their faces. "Yes, yes that would be perfect!"

"As a last resort, yeah." Blaze reluctantly admitted after a few seconds. "Now, Knuckles' plan nearly worked, if he hadn't put out caffeinated root beer. So we should try that plan again but this time we should all be quiet and use DEcaffeinated root beer and-"

"-use the tranquilizer darts to get him and then act like this never happened." Shadow rubbed his hands together evilly. "Mu ha ha ha this is gonna be great!"

"You know what? That actually might work…" Blaze said thoughtfully.

"But where would we get some dart guns without people asking a lot of questions?" Tails asked.

Silver thought real hard. "Garage sales?"

"Yeah, garage sales. Real smart." Knuckles laughed.

"Ok, now me and Tails can get the darts and you guys work on the other plan stuff." Silver said, ignoring him.

"Get the darts that'll keep him out for about a week. I could use some quiet." Shadow said.

Blaze slapped him.

Twenty minuets later Silver and Tails came back with a box full of darts and a scary looking dart gun.

"Just the sight of this aughta knock him out." Shadow held it up and posed like he was about to shoot.

"It's not even loaded and I'm scared of it." Knuckles shuffled away from Shadow.

"Ok, here's the plan." Blaze said. "We put a lot of chili dogs in a forest, we hide in trees, and when he comes by Shadow' ll shoot him. Then we'll bring him back to the apartment and act like this never happened. Deal?"

"What about when he's out cold and people notice?" Tails asked.

"That's what the giant black body bag is for." Knuckles said, pointing to a nearby bag.

"Wouldn't that be suspicious?"

"Not if we all walk in a group and avoid major highways."

Everyone began to walk around to try to find a place to set up the trap.

"I hear something." Silver whispered. "Over there."

Everyone carefully crept 'over there' and found a couple of robots holding laser guns and Dr. Eggman literally executing the plan they just came up with.

"Oh, crap. Now we got to beat a deadline, get Sonic first, and stop the creeper." Silver said, sounding bummed out.

"Yeah. I think the only way to do that is to have more chili dogs." Blaze said.

Ok, This is really weird. Sorry everyone's so weird. I couldn't help myself. I'm weird. These guys are all based on all my personalities, hyper, weird, psycho, smart-ish, and evil, so I can relate to them a bit more. The scene where they're all on the hill eating ice cream is based on a true event. Everyone's ice cream was melting and when we were done ice cream was all over the grass. It was fun. Next chapter…..