Hey, guys.
So, welcome to Power of DVD. Whenever I watch Glee, I always wonder what the characters would think if they were watching themselves, and then I think, how would Blaine react watching Kurt during season 1? Thus this story was born.
This idea has been going round in my head for weeks now, and I only just got the COURAGE ;) to write it, so here it is. I won't describe every aspect of the episode; I'll probably just describe the parts with Kurt and the more important parts.
Set just before/during/after (I dunno, after BICO) A Very Glee Christmas so everything from there will be in the future! Dun-dun-dun! :)
Enjoy!
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Prologue
It was no secret that Blaine Anderson was loaded.
In fact, most of the boys at Dalton Academy for Boys were rich (or, more correctly, their parents were rich). So Blaine's Christmas presents were always full with the latest gadgets, designer clothes (from his mother, of course; his father was a stubborn homophobe), and anything else that had a price tag with over four zeros. But Blaine didn't expect what was under the Christmas tree this year.
The Warbler's had their own Christmas tree for the ones that stayed at Dalton. It was a tradition that went back many years — Wes could probably tell you all of the details. But simply, parents and friends of the dormers sent their presents to the school, a Warbler (take a guess at whom, hint: he has a gavel) collects them and puts them under the tree. Then they are opened on Christmas Day, it's simple.
Less than half of the Warblers stayed at Dalton over Christmas. Most go home to their families, or didn't dorm. But the few that stayed (for reasons including homophobic parents, families in different countries and not being able to face an annoying Aunt Beatrice) were currently sitting in front of the Warbler's tree, unwrapping presents.
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Blaine laughed as Wes opened a present from his girlfriend, wrapped in sparkly 'Happy Birthday' paper, 'Jesus' written in black sharpie.
"That's actually a good idea," Nick laughed, turning back to his presents, stacking them up in a rickety fort.
Blaine rolled his eyes as he looked at his own presents. He'd received a Marc Jacobs scarf and an expensive-looking bottle of hair gel from Kurt (with an attached note that may or may not have read size of a dime), a new iPhone 4 from his dad, a 'FRIENDS' photo frame from his mother, and stacks upon stacks of top 40 sheet music from the Warblers.
He had one last present. Trent picked it up and threw it to Blaine, who caught it easily.
"Who's that one from, Blaine?" Nick asked absentmindedly, flipping through a new copy of Jane Eyre.
Blaine looked at the tag, "'General Zod'." He looked up at the curious Warblers. "Which of you is it?"
Looks were exchanged as well as shrugs. Blaine shook his head as he ripped off the brown paper. It was a moderate sized cardboard box. Blaine took off the lid and pulled out—
—another box.
He huffed as most of the other Warblers snickered. The raven-haired boy opened the second box, to reveal a third, then a fourth, and then a box set of DVDs.
Everyone stopped laughing to look at the case.
"'Glee'?" David asked, reading over Blaine's blazer clad shoulder. "What's that?"
Blaine picked up a note that fell out of the paper and read it aloud.
"Greetings, Clark Kent,
You may know me as Sue Sylvester, American renowned cheerleading champion, seven consecutive national titles, etc. I am in the knowledge that an ex-New Direction by the name of Porcelain (you may know him a Kurt Hummel, great cheerleader, by the way) has recently transferred to Gay Academy. Watch these, and you might just grasp how much Sweet Porcelain has dealt with. How did I get this footage? Well, I have cameras everywhere.
Good-day, S.S"
"Well that was . . . strange," Trent said awkwardly.
David took the DVDs from Blaine's hands, "What're these? Videos of Kurt?" he smirked. "Oh, Blaine will enjoy these."
Blaine snatched the case back, "Funny, David, hilarious."
"Oh, I'm just a natural comedian."
SMACK!
"OW! Blaine that hurt!"
"Good."
Wes took the DVDs from Blaine ("Oh, come on!" Blaine complained) and slipped into Warbler-council-member mode, "All in favour of watching these videos."
The room raised their hands sarcastically, rolling their eyes at the Asian boy. Wesley nodded, took his new laptop from his Christmas pile and inserted the first disk of BOX 1 into the CD drive. He placed the laptop on a table and the other boys moved armchairs to sit around the relatively large screen as the disk started playing.
White words came up on screen.
Glee
1x01- Pilot
Blaine briefly wondered if this was a good idea, but then those thoughts disappeared as the movie began to play.
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Should I do season 1 or should I just skip and go onto season 2?
Kitties, Kites and Klaine,
~Emily