*Online Chat (1)

Rachel Berry: We need to talk.

Hello?

Quinn.

QUINNNNNNN!

Quinn Fabray: Oh my god, I can even hear your voice and how you said that.

Rachel Berry: So not creepy at all.

Anyway.

We need to talk.

Quinn Fabray: You said that already.

Rachel Berry: Well, we do.

Quinn Fabray: Well, we are.

Rachel Berry: Okay. So you know how Kurt and Blaine are together?

Quinn Fabray: Really? I hadn't noticed.

Rachel Berry: Now is not the time for sarcasm Quinn!

Quinn Fabray: Oh right sorry. I always do what you tell me.

Rachel Berry: Whatever.

Now, as I was saying.

Quinn Fabray: Blaine and Kurt.

Rachel Berry: Yes. I remember.

Quinn Fabray: What about them?

Rachel Berry: I'm getting there!

Quinn Fabray: Berry, if you're ranting again…

Stop writing so much.

I'm going to log off soon if you're not careful.

Rachel Berry: Well, Blaine and Kurt are dating, and Blaine has a friend called Jackson. Jackson was dating this girl called Melanie at our school who once had a one night stand with Edward Mason (the tall one from senior year) and then Edward's older brother David is engaged to Flora Larson. And guess what! Flora is my second cousin!

Are you impressed?

Quinn Fabray: At what, your ability to type an essay less interesting than a Sylvester lecture?

No. What significance does that have to me Ru Paul?

Rachel Berry: It means that I am connected to Blaine!

Quinn Fabray: And somehow we're all related to Adam and Eve. So what, my older sister's best friend from high school is now dating the photographer for the latest Vogue shoot. Do you see me flaunting my six degrees of separation?

Rachel Berry: I just thought you'd be interested.

Quinn Fabray: There's no one else online, is there?

Rachel Berry: -.- No.

Quinn Fabray: LMFAO. You're so Berry.

Rachel Berry: Don't laugh.

I was excited.

Quinn Fabray: So I can see.

You know, I actually did appreciate what you did to Finn.

Rachel Berry: What do you mean?

Quinn Fabray: You stood up to him. Instead of letting him dump you, or dump me like he has before, you told him for once that HE is the one that YOU don't need.

If I didn't hate you, I'd say I'm actually kinda proud of you.

Rachel Berry: Well I don't hate you, and I can tell you that I'm proud of you. For staying out of the drama these past couple of weeks.

It's been going down in Artie/Santana/Brittany world lately.

And somehow Kurt's got involved.

Quinn Fabray: IKR! What's that about?

Rachel Berry: Maybe we should ask Blaine?

Quinn Fabray: But that would imply we are snooping.

Rachel Berry: Which would imply it is something Kurt wants to keep a secret.

Quinn Fabray: And the fact we want to know implies that we are both gossips.

Rachel Berry: And that is a perfect reason to imply that we get coffee this Thursday with said Warbler.

Quinn Fabray: Which implies you and I are on the same team.

Rachel Berry: Are you ready to imply that you can handle that?

Quinn Fabray: Temporarily. I can handle anything if it means hot gossip.

Rachel Berry: And so operation "Catch the Warbler" commences.

Quinn Fabray: Hmmm.

Rachel?

Rachel Berry: =O

Quinn Fabray: What?

What?

Rachel Berry: You called me Rachel.

Quinn Fabray: No, I didn't, we're typing.

Rachel Berry: Same difference.

Quinn Fabray: Right.

Rachel Berry: I'm sorry, how rude of me.

What were you going to say?

Quinn Fabray: It doesn't matter now.

Rachel Berry: Yes it does.

Quinn Fabray: No. You ruined the moment.

I'm tired.

I'm going to bed.

Rachel Berry: Are you implying you are a chicken?

That you are scared of what you were going to say =P?

Quinn Fabray: No.

I'm IMPLYING I'm tired and that I'm going to bed.

Good night.

*Quinn Fabray is offline. Your messages will be sent to her inbox.

Rachel Berry: Oh. Good night. Lol.