1. "Nananananananananananana, BATMAN!" is not an acceptable way to greet the Dark Knight. Ever.

2. Or Robin, for that matter.

3. Wally is not allowed to have copious amounts of any of the following: Monster, Red Bull, Rockstar, espresso, coffee, and/or sugar.

4. When Robin suggests the team play a game, "last-one-to-steal-the-Boy-Wonder's-sunglasses" is not what he has in mind.

5. Don't call Spee—Red Arrow Speedy.

6. Don't mention Red Arrow in front of Artemis.

7. Or vice-versa, for that matter.

8. No, you can't make lightsaber noises when Kaldur is using his water-blades.

9. You eat M'gann's cooking.

10. And you don't complain.

11. (it helps to leave the non-stick spray in sight, though)

12. Don't insinuate Robin and Kid Flash are more than friends.

13. … even if it's totally true.

14. LIES.

15. Don't compare Robin's voice to Jesse McCartney's.

16. You don't make fun of gingers.

17. This includes singing the Kim Possible theme song whenever Spee—Red Arrow is around.

18. Unless you like finding arrows in uncomfortable places.

19. "Sidekicks" is a banned term.

20. No, Robin, you can't go around Mt. Justice singing: "K-I-S-S-I-N-G" whenever you find M'gann and Conner or Artemis and Wally alone together.

21. Unless you want Artemis to sing it whenever you're with Wally, of course.

22. Don't offer to fix the TV for Superboy.

23. Playing fetch with the ball from Biyalia is not an acceptable way to pass time.

24. Don't tease Red Arrow about his "thing" with Chesire.

25. Don't ask Artemis about her father.

26. Or Conner.

27. Let's just assume family is a prohibited topic, okay?

28. Which means we don't go rooting around in people's backgrounds, Robin.

29. The blame game accomplishes nothing.

30. Don't call Wally dumb.

31. No, Red Tornado does not appreciate your rendition of "Domo Arigato."

32. Staring at Black Canary's backside is not recommended at any time.

33. Or Batman's, for that matter.

34. If you're not Wally, don't walk into Robin's room without permission.

35. Unless you like seeing them on top of each other.

36. For the last time, we were wrestling.

37. The lies are not appreciated.

38. After watching a horror movie, it is not acceptable to send your ghostly cackle down the halls of Mt. Justice.

39. Don't randomly disappear like a ninja.

40. Try to avoid the topic of Superman around Conner.

41. Don't tell Artemis and Wally to get a room.

42. Stealing Wally's souvenirs is treated as an open declaration of prank war.

43. Don't play a game that involves running or movement and expect Wally to play fair.

44. A belching contest is a terrible idea when Wally is involved.

45. PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN.

46. Just because Robin and Artemis don't have powers, doesn't mean they can't kick your ass.

47. Fort nights are mandatory, and take place every fortnight.

48. No, you can't call Artemis Rapunzel. Or Blondie.

49. We're never watching Tangled again.

50. Tangled is now required viewing at all mandatory fort nights.

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