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Chapter 4 is up! :D
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Chapter 4
Bonnie Bennett is now in a relationship with Jeremy Gilbert.
(Elena Gilbert and Stefan Salvatore like this)
Elena Gilbert: awww congrats :*
Bonnie Bennett: thank u sweetyy :)
Damon Salvatore: U picked a witch?
(Klaus Smith and Tyler Lockwood like this)
Jeremy Gilbert: u shouldnt rly care, since u were the one who turned my 1st gf into a vamp
(Elena Gilbert, Stefan Salvatore and Bonnie Bennett like this)
Damon Salvatore: touché.
Jeremy Gilbert: exactly.
(Wall to Wall)
Klaus Smith to Elijah Smith: sup bro? XD
Elijah Smith to Klaus Smith: Any particular reason you've decided to socially annoy me?
Klaus Smith to Elijah Smith: ….
Elijah Smith to Klaus Smith: ?
Klaus Smith to Elijah Smith: I miss you.
Klaus Smith to Elijah Smith: :(
Elijah Smith to Klaus Smith: And I'm enjoying my life…Klaus-free :)
Klaus Smith to Elijah Smith: rmr wen we used to go to the butcherz shop and eat his meat?
Elijah Smith to Klaus Smith: lol, that was funny :P
Klaus Smith to Elijah Smith: Itook his chickens :P
Damon Salvatore: that sounds so WRONG :s
(116 friends like this)
Elijah Smith to Klaus Smith: yeah, u ran with them and he chased u like hell :P
Klaus Smith to Elijah Smith: I got saved cuz of u
Elijah Smith to Klaus Smith: Well DUH
(Elena Gilbert likes this)
Klaus Smith to Elijah Smith: brother, I wanna start ovr ..plz?
Elijah Smith to Klaus Smith: …
Klaus Smith to Elijah Smith: I rlly miss u..nd I'll help u.. with anything :')
Elijah Smith to Klaus Smith: ….really?
Klaus Smith to Elijah Smith: Yeah
Klaus Smith to Elijah Smith: starting with ur relationship w stefaniee :D ;D
(Damon Salvatore loves this)
Elijah Smith: Theres a love button too now? -_-
Damon Salvatore: just installed it ;D
Stefan Salvatore: WTFF NOOOO! KLAUS U IDIOT! THIS ISNT REAL! EVERYBODY, IM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP!
Elena Gilbert: Excuse me?
(45 friends like this)
Stefan Salvatore: I mean im not in a relationship wit Elijah…! ILU ELENA!
Tyler Lockwood: Awww, wen did ya break up wit him?
(88 friends like this)
Elijah Smith: WE ARE NOT TOGETHER. WE NEVER WERE. THIS IS KLAUS'S SHIT IDEA. Fucktard…
Tyler Lockwood: P
Damon Salvatore: Elijah Smith: wtf :( I started this rumor nd Klaus gets the credit?
Elijah Smith: ALSO DAMON.
Damon Salvatore: all tht hard work n I just get side mentioned :(
Klaus Smith: Im awesome right? :D
Damon Salvatore: Fuck, I need a drink.
Damon Salvatore: Klaus Smith: no, u still suck
(36 friends like this)
Elijah Smith to Klaus Smith: ! ! ! WTF!
Klaus Smith to Elijah Smith: heheehe, got u, u idiot XD
Klaus Smith to Elijah Smith: do u seriously think im gona miss u?
Klaus Smith to Elijah Smith: Its payback time, bitch
Matt Donovan: mom just came home, again.
Caroline Forbes: aww hey is she ok?
Matt Donovan: more like am I ok?
(14 friends like this)
Caroline Forbes: wht happened? :(
Matt Donovan: um..u know her. She jumps every guy she sees
Tyler Lockwood: tries*
(6 friends like this)
Matt Donovan: stfu lockwood, last time I checked u were getting it too
(8 friends like this)
Tyler Lockwood: was going to*
Matt Donovan: Dirtbag.
(10 friends like this)
Tyler Lockwood: :P
Stefanie Salivatore has just joined Facebook.
Elijah Smith: WTF? Who is this? :s
Jeremy Gilbert: Stefan's twin sister :P
(44 friends like this)
Jeremy Gilbert: comes with extra saliva 2 :P
(94 friends like this)
Stefan Salvatore: :'/
Stefan Salvatore: I HATE U DAMON.
(29 friends like this)
Elijah -TheOriginalDouchebag- Smith has joined Facebook.
(Klaus Smith and Damon Salvatore like this)
Stefan Salvatore: Elijah got a new account?
Elijah Smith: NO! this isn't me! :S:S:S
(Damon Salvatore likes this)
Elena Gilbert: um, y does it say douchebag?
(54 friends like this)
Elijah Smith has logged off.
(Wall to Wall)
Klaus Smith to Damon Salvatore: ILU :D
Damon Salvatore to Klaus Smith: NOPEZ ILY MORE :D
Klaus Smith to Damon Salvatore: dis is gona be EPIC :D *rubs hands wickedly*
Damon Salvatore to Klaus Smith: IKR? :D let the show begin ;D
(Klaus Smith loves this)
Caroline Forbes: HEY! Iwant the lovebutton too!
Klaus Smith: I'll send u the link
Caroline Forbes: :)
Damon Salvatore: who're u gona use it on?
(Klaus Smith and 37 other friends like this)
Caroline Forbes: DONT WORRY ABT IT. -.-
(81 friends like this)
Damon Salvatore is now friends with Stefanie Salivatore and Elijah -TheOriginalDouchebag- Smith.
Elena Gilbert: wth is going on :\
Damon Salvatore: ;)
Elijah -TheOriginalDouchebag- Smith: OMG, THANK U FR ADDING ME DAMON! (L)
Damon Salvatore: np Elijah
Elijah Smith: WTF?
(12 friends like this)
Elijah -TheOriginalDouchebag- Smith: CAN WE BE FRENDS FR REALZ?
Elijah Smith: W.T.F!
(33 friends like this)
Damon Salvatore: umm sure?
Elijah -TheOriginalDouchebag- Smith: OMG, I have to tell this 2 my gf, shes gona be sooo jealous!
Elijah Smith: But I donn't have a GF! :'|
(54 friends like this)
(Wall to Wall)
Stefanie Salivatore to Klaus Smith: hey bro
Klaus Smith to Stefanie Salivatore: sup bro
Jeremy Gilbert: but isn't she a girl?
(74 friends like this)
Stefan Salvatore: WRONG ACCOUNT! SHES NOT REAL!
Tyler Lockwood: chill, dude. Lotta girls r fake, doesn't mean we hate em fr it ;)
(Elena Gilbert, Caroline Forbes, Bonnie Bennett and 43 other friends (who are all females) dislike this)
Stefanie Salivatore to Klaus Smith: I miss u, shall we hangz
Klaus Smith to Stefanie Salivatore: just hangz? -.-
Stefanie Salivatore to Klaus Smith: bunnies n squirrels for lunch?
Jeremy Gilbert: oh wow, so this IS Stefan :S
(77 friends like this)
Stefan Salvatore: REPORT THE ACCOUNT! ITS NOT MINE!
Stefan Salvatore: PLZPLZPLZ! :/
Jeremy Gilbert: This is so sad...lol jk its hilarious :P
(85 friends like this)
Tyler Lockwood: Gilbert, I agree with u fr once
(44 friends like this)
Klaus Smith to Stefanie Salivatore: uhh, I prefer redheads…
Stefanie Salivatore to Klaus Smith: squirrels are red….ish
(Damon Salvatore loves this)
Klaus Smith to Stefanie Salivatore: I meant humans.
Stefanie Salivatore to Klaus Smith: oh. Thts an insult to my strict pansy diet :/
Stefan Salvatore: DAMON! I KNOW THIS IS U!
Damon Salvatore: nice try, im right here
(21 friends like this)
Stefan Salvatore: who else uses pansy!
Damon Salvatore: 6 billion ppl (minus Stefan)
(66 friends like this)
Klaus Smith to Stefanie Salivatore: we'll work it out stefanieez ;)
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Stefanie Salivatore to Klaus Smith: wht if they attack me? :S
Klaus Smith to Stefan Salvatore: thts y we eat humans, they can be compelled nd they have no rabies
Stefanie Salivatore to Klaus Smith: :(
Stefan Salvatore: :(
Elijah Smith: REPORT ACCOUNT: Elijah -TheOriginalDouchebag- Smith
(104 friends like this)
Damon Salvatore: whyd u make it then?
(89 friends like this)
Elijah Smith: I DIDN'T DAMON. And im sure I know who did /
Damon Salvatore: really? Who?
Elijah Smith: Klaus |
Klaus Smith: liar.
(12 friends like this)
Elijah Smith: Douche, ur going down.
Klaus Smith: But it wasn't' me! :'(
Elijah Smith: liar!
Klaus Smith: UR LYING! U JUST WANNA BLAME ME!
Elijah Smith: y wud I bother blaming u, wen it IS YOU!
(Bonnie Bennett, Elena Gilbert, Damon Salvatore, Stefan Salvatore, Stefanie Salivatore, Tyler Lockwood and Jeremy Gilbert like this)
Klaus Smith: I cant help it if im awesome
Jeremy Gilbert: dude, no one likes u :S
(18 friends like this)
Klaus Smith: gtfo gilbert
(Tyler Lockwood likes this)
Elijah Smith: GAME ON BROTHER lol jk, DOUCHEBAG.
(99 friends like this)
Damon Salvatore: :o this is gonna be EPIC :O
(101 friends like this)
(Wall to Wall)
Elijah Smith to Klaus Smith: Asshole.
(Elena Gilbert, Damon Salvatore and 6 other friends like this)
Klaus Smith: out 2 do awesome stuff with my best pal Stefanie Salivatore XD.
(3 friends like this)
Tyler Lockwood: best and ONLY*
(45 friends like this)
Elena Gilbert: ur friends now?
Klaus Smith: yes my lovely (:
Elena Gilbert: I hope the squirrels attack u :|
Stefanie Salivatore: OMG! SEE SEE Klaus theyr gonna eat me :'(:'(
Klaus Smith: humans then?
(Elena Gilbert, Bonnie Bennett, Caroline Forbes and Stefan Salvatore dislike this)
Stefanie Salivatore: but I love draining cute innocent animals :(
Damon Salvatore: *pukes*
(23 friends like this)
Stefan Salvatore: yeah, ur hella innocent damon -_-
(14 friends like this)
Damon Salvatore: atleast I don't do cute innocent animals :(
Stefan Salvatore: :S::SS::S:S:S:S:'S
Stefan Salvatore: Stefanie Salivatore IS A FAKE! PLZ REPORT!
(41 friends like this)
Jeremy Gilbert: but but , I like her ;(
(21 friends like this)
Tyler Lockwood: Agree.
Stefan Salvatore: SHE DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!
(88 friends like this)
Tyler Lockwood: What dream girl does? :(
(223 friends like this)
Klaus Smith: U want ur dream girl to eat squirrels?
Damon Salvatore: who are cute n innocent? :(
Klaus Smith: and disgusting?
Damon Salvatore: and cute n innocent? :'(
Klaus Smith: and TOTAL yuck?
Damon Salvatore: nd then u want her to get attacked by them?
Jeremy Gilbert: actually, tht part is cool
(Bonnie Bennett dislikes this)
(67 friends like this)
Jeremy Gilbert: Sorry babe, ILU!
(99 friends like this)
Klaus Smith: didnt think so.
Damon Salvatore: Yupz.
Stefan Salvatore: OKAY, alternate way. EVERYONE REPORT THE EFFING ACCOUNT Stefanie Salivatore , IF U WANNA LIVE!
(Elena Gilbert dislikes this)
Stefanie Salivatore has been removed from Facebook due to being reported by 988 people.
Damon Salvatore: Fuck.
(13 friends like this)
(Wall to Wall)
Klaus Smith to Damon Salvatore: On to plan B? :(
Damon Salvatore to Klaus Smith: yeah, as soon as we MAKE plan b -_-
Katherine Pierce: Need help newbies?
(13 friends like this)
Damon Salvatore: from the expert manipulating whore? NAAH
Jeremy Gilbert: *bitchslap* Katherine Pierce
(45 friends like this)
Damon Salvatore: Jeremy, I suddenly have respect for u now
(14 friends like this)
(Elena Gilbert dislikes this)
Elena Gilbert: Damon.
Damon Salvatore: :*
(43 friends like this)
Klaus Smith to Damon Salvatore: right, so we gotta hurry
Damon Salvatore to Klaus Smith: No shit. Doyyyy
(Wall to Wall)
Stefan Salvatore to Damon Salvatore: In UR FACE DAMON!
Damon Salvatore to Stefan Salvatore: Buzzkill.
(32 friends like this)
HAHAHA :P
I'm really enjoying writing this story lol
(L) for Klaus and Damon :*