Obviously I don't own Glee

The song used in this chapter: .com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw add youtube before the dot

"Would the birthday girl like a ride to class?"

"Artie, it's not my birthday for two weeks." Brittany said as she closed her locker and took a seat on her boyfriend's lap.

"I know, but you deserve a whole birthday month," Brittany's eyes misted over at the thought of a whole month of celebrating, "plus, it got you on my lap." he said with a wink.

Brittany giggled and ducked her head for a kiss.

"Hey, not that I don't find this whole public display of affection thing super endearing, but Brittany is going to be late for class. If she's late, she won't be able to get a seat next to Jewfro and she won't be able to look at his answers. So Roller Boy, kindly take your paws off her."

Artie rolled his eyes as Brittany hopped up and headed toward her friend.

"Santana, you have to be nicer to him. He's my boyfriend. I thought you were used to that by now?" Brittany said as they linked pinkies and headed down the hallway.

"Oh, I am. And I don't care much. But I do care that you make it to class so your parents don't make you recite the Dutch alphabet backwards. Remember how long that took you last time, Britt? We had to cancel our plans. Now go. Cheat. But don't let Jewfro try to touch you again. It's seriously gross." she said as she guided the tall blond into the classroom.

Brittany sat in class not really paying attention. The teacher was talking about right triangles...or maybe left triangles, she wasn't really sure, when her phone vibrated in her pocket. She let out a giggle before she could help it.

"Something funny, Ms. Pierce?" the bespectacled man asked.

"Uh...I just find triangles really funny. My cat, Lord Tubbington told me a joke about them once." Brittany replied.

The teacher gave her a look but thought nothing of it because, after all, it was Brittany.

When he went back to talking about triangles (who cared if they were right or left? They were born that way and Brittany was going to treat them equally) she chanced a peek at her phone.

It was a text from Artie:

'Miss you. Wish our time wasnt cut short by Santana.'

At this Brittany smiled and quickly wrote back:

'Miss u 2. I told her 2 b nicer.'

She waited a few seconds before her phone buzzed again (this time she was prepared.):

'Meet me in the hall in 5?'

Five minutes later Brittany muttered something about ducks and the bathroom before grabbing the restroom pass. She stepped out into the hallway where Artie was already waiting for her.

"Finally, I get you to myself!" he pulled her toward him. She sat on his lap, putting her arms around his neck, and kissed him.

"Hey girl! Watch the glasses!" she pulled back, a brief hurt look on her face, quickly replaced by a smile. She took his glasses and stuck them on her face, sticking her tongue out. Artie smiled and went to kiss her but she pulled away.

In a mocking deep voice she said, "Hey boy! Watch the glasses!"

He tore the glasses from her face and kissed her before putting them on his own face.

"You should probably get back to class. Wouldn't want Santana to find out you've been gone for too long."

"Okay...want to hang out after school?"

"We can't. You have plans with Santana, remember?"

"Oh yeah! I forgot. Thanks for reminding me. You're the best boyfriend ever." Brittany said cheerfully before heading back to class.

The rest of the day went by smoothly, mostly because Brittany hardly paid attention. By the time glee club rolled around, she couldn't wait to get to practice. She didn't really remember what the assignment for that week was but that didn't matter to her. She loved watching her friends perform. When she walked into the room she took her usual seat next to Artie and waited for Mr. Schuester to begin speaking.

"Alright guys, first up today is Artie!" Mr. Schue said enthusiastically.

Artie rolled up to the front of the class and winked at everyone before beginning.

"They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin' they trying to catch me ridin' dirty-"

Knowing how the rest of the song went, Mr. Schuester jumped up and stopped Artie, but not before commending him on his...er...bold song choice. The glee kids laughed and high fived and patted Artie on the back. The rest of the meeting went as usual. Rachel was bossy and managed to squeeze out a few tears during her solo. Mike danced awesomely. Tina didn't get to make it through a full song. Mercedes hit some killer notes. While everyone was packing up, Artie made plans with Brittany for the following day. She kissed him goodbye and headed home to hang out with her best friend.

Yeah, Brittany's life was pretty good.

AN: So, this isn't exactly my first fan fiction, but it's the first I've planned out this far ahead and it's the first I've published on this website. This is going to be a multichapter story. I have seven written so far and more to come.