Before Final Fight...
FIRST FIGHT
Cody and Guy's adventures through Junior High School
Characters:
Cody-The jock
Guy-The smart jock
Mike Haggar-The principal
Jessica-The popular girl
Damnd-The school bully
Rolento-The coach
Edi-E-The campus police officer
Sodom-Annoying
Abigail-Damnd's friend with a bad temper
Andore-The Lunch Lady/Man
Belger-The janitor
*The story starts off in front of Capcom Junior High School. As all the students are walking into class, Cody and Guy, who just got back from Cody's house because Guy was staying the night, were running a little late.*
Cody-DUDE! Did you see how much I kicked your ass at Road Brawler Gamma? (A little "Street Fighter Alpha" parody there)
Guy-Cody, we're gonna be late if we don't hurry up!
Cody-You should have seen your face when your character went flying through the air after my LIZARD UPPERCUT!!!
Guy-Actually Cody, it was you who was losing to me. And it was my character that sent your character flying with the DRAGON UPPERCUT. Now hurry up! We are going to be late!
Cody-What? I was the one losing?
Guy-So badly that you threw the controller out the window.
Cody-Oh yeah! And I hit that wierdo kid from across the street with it! What was his name again??
Guy-Ken.
*Cody and Guy pick up the pace and arrive at school just in time.*
Cody-What class do we have first again?
Guy-*sighs* You have science first, I have algebra.
Cody-Ah man, you get to learn about bra's....
Guy-No Cody, ALGEBRA. It's a study of advanced mathematics.
Cody-Uhhhhhh, speak english...
Guy-Nevermind, go to your class you un-intellectual moron.
Cody-Cool! I'll see you later!
*Cody and Guy go there seperate ways. Suddenly Cody stops.*
Cody-Hey, IM NOT UN-ERECTIONAL!!
Guy-Errrrrr.........why must I be his friend?
*Cody arrives at his science class. He sit's down at his desk and the science teacher Axel begins to take role.*
Axel-Ummmmm, okay, uhhhhhh............is everyone here?
*Nobody responds.*
Axel-Well that takes care of that. Okay uhhhhhhh, open those thick things that are laying on your desk........the ones with the words on them.
*A student raises his hand*
A Student-You mean our textbooks sir?
Cody-Don't be a smartass! Just because you got high grades and all that stuff doesn't mean you gotta tell the teacher what to do!
Axel-Thanks man, you get a......ummmmm...what's the highest grade again?
Cody-I think a C. Yeah! Give me a C because my name is Cody!
Axel-Okay, a C it is!
*Cody gets a stupid grin on his face. Everyone in the class just looks at him oddly.*
Cody-Yeah that's right! Don't be jealous just because I got a C and you didn't!
*In Guy's Algebra class, the teacher, Simmons, begins taking role.*
Simmons-Allright then, role call everybody! Student A....here.....Student B.....here......Student C.....dead.......Student D......here......Student E.......missing.......Student F.........here.........Guy.....
Guy-Here.
Simmons-Cool, Student H.......suspended.........Student I........here.........Jessica......
*A cute blond haired girl jumps out of her seat and raises her hand.*
Jessica-HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Simmons-Ow, that was loud......ah well screw the other students. Everybody important is here. Now open up your big books to page 305, we'll be studyin' addition tables.
*Guy raises his hand*
Guy-Sir, we studied addition tables back in August.
Simmons-Oh really? What month is it now?
Guy-March.
Simmons-Oh.....okay....
Guy-We were studying the mass volume that can be held by a cubed or cylinder-like object in which the cylinder we would have to calculate pi which is 3.14 and the radius squared....
Simmons-Uhhhhh, speak english.....
Guy-Errrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
Jessica-HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy-Oh, hello Jessica.....how are you and Cody doing?
Jessica-Who?
Guy-CODY, your BOYFRIEND.
Jessica-Oh yeah! Hehehe! Hey! Did you know I rhymed in that last sentence!
Guy-That was more like a meaningless outburst, but yes.
Jessica-Yay! I knew you caught it!
Guy-Hehe......right......I just hope I don't catch this ignorance that's been flying around....
Simmons-Allrighty then, turn to your funny-soundin stuff that G over there pointed out.
*Guy groans slightly and sinks in his chair.*
*It is now fourth period, P.E. for Cody and Guy.*
Cody-Dude, where's the coach?
Guy-You got me.
*Suddenly, a man is seen falling from the ceiling without moving. Before he hits the ground he somehow flips onto his feet. It is the P.E. coach Rolento.*
Rolento-Ready?
Guy-Sir, how come you have a solid fall? That odd-looking one-frame fall?
Rolento-No questions!
*Rolento hits Guy over the head with his baton.*
Cody-Haha! You got bonked!
Guy-Shut up.....
Rolento-Okay, all the football players line up by the bleachers. All you lazy people who just suited out to get a grade, go play kickball or something.
*All the students go to their lines.*
Guy-I bet this is gonna be fun....
Cody-What? What could possibly ruin this?
*Suddenly a familiar "Eyahahaha" is heard.*
Guy-That.
Cody-Oh damn its.........Damnd.
*Damnd walks into the gym, pushing smaller people away as he walks by. He stands in the football line with the others.*
Damnd-Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllll, if it isn't Grody and Why.
Guy-That's GUY.
Cody-Who's Grody?
Damnd-You are!
Cody-Why?
Damnd-No, that's the other one.
Cody-Other what?
Damnd-The other guy!
Cody-There's another Guy! Wow man! Somebody else has your name! Let's beat him up after school!
Damnd-No you idiot!
Guy-Give it up Damnd, you'll never get through to him.
*Suddenly, Rolento rolls by the whole football line tossing grenades. Half the room explodes. All the people remaing in the football line are charred black.*
Guy-Now why do you suppose he did that?
*The gym door opens up and the janitor, Belger, walks in.*
Belger-DAMNIT!!!! Rolento you crazy-ass you've done it again! Every day you gotta blow up something! Why don't you take it outside for once!! I swear! One of these days I will own you! I will own this entire city!!!
*Belger grabs his mop and begins cleaning up the area. The kids leave the gym and go to lunch.*
*Cody and Guy entire the insanely long lunch line of people who do nothing but cut in line and make life worse for others. (You remember that in Junior High don't ya?) In the front of the line, Damnd and Abigail are talking.*
Damnd-It was so cool last night man! Brittney Spears' top flew off in the middle of the concert! Im glad my little sister recorded that!
Abigail-Damnit man! I missed it! So did they look real?
Damnd-Who cares about that?! They were there!!!
Abigail-Yeah man!!!
Damnd-Yeah and......ah crap.....here comes Sodom....
Abigail-Oh no......
*A tall kid with a samurai helmet on comes walking up to Damnd and Abigail.*
Sodom-Hey guys! What's up?
Damnd-Go away Sodom! We don't want ya here!
Sodom-Come on guys! Let me join your gang! I promise I will be a good member!
Abigail-DAMNIT SODOM!!! JUST LEAVE!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Abigail starts banging his head against the wall repeatedly.*
Damnd-And how come you never take that stupid mask off?
Sodom-I can't.....
Damnd-Why?
Sodom-Cause I glued it on.....
*After a few minutes, Cody and Guy finally make their way to the front of the line. Guy see's the hole in the wall made by Abigail's head.*
Guy-Might as well use his head for SOMETHING I guess....
Cody-Hahaha! Look! I can stick my head in it!
*Guy groans as Cody sticks his head into the large hole. They progress some more through the line and get their lunch trays. The lunch lady/man Andore just stares at them blankly.*
Guy-Hello Andore....
Andore-Today's special is meat enchilada's and peanut butter surprise. Don't forget to have at least one vegetable on your tray and some milk.
Guy-Uhhhhhh........so what's new with you?
*There is a long pause.*
Andore-Today's special is meat enchilada's and peanut butter surprise. Don't forget to have at least one vegetable on your tray and some milk.
Cody-Is he broken?
Guy-I don't know.
Andore-Today's special is-----
Guy-WE KNOW!
*Cody and Guy get their lunch trays and sit down. Jessica comes skipping over to their table and sits by Cody.*
Jessica-CODY!
Cody-JESSICA!
*Both of them hug eachother and start saying odd pet names to eachother. Guy raises an eyebrow and sighs.*
Jessica-So what did ya do today?
Cody-Well I got a C today in science!
Jessica-Wow! That's like the best grade and stuff!
Cody-Yeah it is! And in P.E. I got blown up!
Jessica-Really? Did it hurt?
Guy-Someone who had no brain feels no pain.....
Jessica-Hehehe! Wow Guy! You rhymed!
*Guy smiles very stupidly to mock her.*
Guy-Yeah I did, didn't I?
Cody-Your wierd man.
*At that moment, Mike Haggar, the school's principal, walks over to their table.*
Haggar-And how are you fine children doing today?
Jessica-DADDY!!!!
*Jessica jumps up from the table and hugs her father. She sits back down beside Cody.*
Haggar-Is the lunch okay today?
Guy-No.
Cody-YEP!
Haggar-That's great to hear.
Guy-Errrrrrr.......
Haggar-Cody, you better be taking good care of my daughter.
Cody-Yeah I am. Hey sir! I got a C today in Mr. Axel's class! That's like the best grade!
*Haggar pauses for a moment and raises his eyebrow. He looks at Guy. Guy looks back at him and shrugs.*
Haggar-That's.........good Cody......very good. Keep it up....
*Outside the window, Edi-E is chasing kids around with his nightstick. He beats down a few kids and chases some more down.*
Haggar-Oh boy, excuse me kids.
Jessica-Bye daddy!
Cody-Yeah! Bye daddy!
*Haggar looks back at Cody and gives a nervous smile.*
Haggar-God forbid that boy to become my son-in-law.....
*After all the classes are over for the day, Cody and Guy begin to walk home.*
Cody-Well that was an interesting day.
Guy-Very...
Cody-Hey! I'll race you home!
Guy-Wait Cody, My house is-----
*Before Guy can finish his sentence, Cody starts running in the middle of traffic and gets hit by a truck. Guy's eyes widen as he looks at Cody's lifeless body. Cody then just jumps right back up.*
Cody-Crazy driver! Watch where your going!
*Guy's jaw drops as he see's that Cody just survived getting hit by a delivery truck going 60 miles an hour.*
Cody-What are you waiting for man? Let's go!
*Guy scratches his head and walks in the other direction towards HIS house. He knows that Cody will just forget that he was behind him anyway.*
**MORE TO COME:All your junior high experiences come back to you in humorous ways! Cody and Guy must survive the rest of the year!**
FIRST FIGHT
Cody and Guy's adventures through Junior High School
Characters:
Cody-The jock
Guy-The smart jock
Mike Haggar-The principal
Jessica-The popular girl
Damnd-The school bully
Rolento-The coach
Edi-E-The campus police officer
Sodom-Annoying
Abigail-Damnd's friend with a bad temper
Andore-The Lunch Lady/Man
Belger-The janitor
*The story starts off in front of Capcom Junior High School. As all the students are walking into class, Cody and Guy, who just got back from Cody's house because Guy was staying the night, were running a little late.*
Cody-DUDE! Did you see how much I kicked your ass at Road Brawler Gamma? (A little "Street Fighter Alpha" parody there)
Guy-Cody, we're gonna be late if we don't hurry up!
Cody-You should have seen your face when your character went flying through the air after my LIZARD UPPERCUT!!!
Guy-Actually Cody, it was you who was losing to me. And it was my character that sent your character flying with the DRAGON UPPERCUT. Now hurry up! We are going to be late!
Cody-What? I was the one losing?
Guy-So badly that you threw the controller out the window.
Cody-Oh yeah! And I hit that wierdo kid from across the street with it! What was his name again??
Guy-Ken.
*Cody and Guy pick up the pace and arrive at school just in time.*
Cody-What class do we have first again?
Guy-*sighs* You have science first, I have algebra.
Cody-Ah man, you get to learn about bra's....
Guy-No Cody, ALGEBRA. It's a study of advanced mathematics.
Cody-Uhhhhhh, speak english...
Guy-Nevermind, go to your class you un-intellectual moron.
Cody-Cool! I'll see you later!
*Cody and Guy go there seperate ways. Suddenly Cody stops.*
Cody-Hey, IM NOT UN-ERECTIONAL!!
Guy-Errrrrr.........why must I be his friend?
*Cody arrives at his science class. He sit's down at his desk and the science teacher Axel begins to take role.*
Axel-Ummmmm, okay, uhhhhhh............is everyone here?
*Nobody responds.*
Axel-Well that takes care of that. Okay uhhhhhhh, open those thick things that are laying on your desk........the ones with the words on them.
*A student raises his hand*
A Student-You mean our textbooks sir?
Cody-Don't be a smartass! Just because you got high grades and all that stuff doesn't mean you gotta tell the teacher what to do!
Axel-Thanks man, you get a......ummmmm...what's the highest grade again?
Cody-I think a C. Yeah! Give me a C because my name is Cody!
Axel-Okay, a C it is!
*Cody gets a stupid grin on his face. Everyone in the class just looks at him oddly.*
Cody-Yeah that's right! Don't be jealous just because I got a C and you didn't!
*In Guy's Algebra class, the teacher, Simmons, begins taking role.*
Simmons-Allright then, role call everybody! Student A....here.....Student B.....here......Student C.....dead.......Student D......here......Student E.......missing.......Student F.........here.........Guy.....
Guy-Here.
Simmons-Cool, Student H.......suspended.........Student I........here.........Jessica......
*A cute blond haired girl jumps out of her seat and raises her hand.*
Jessica-HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Simmons-Ow, that was loud......ah well screw the other students. Everybody important is here. Now open up your big books to page 305, we'll be studyin' addition tables.
*Guy raises his hand*
Guy-Sir, we studied addition tables back in August.
Simmons-Oh really? What month is it now?
Guy-March.
Simmons-Oh.....okay....
Guy-We were studying the mass volume that can be held by a cubed or cylinder-like object in which the cylinder we would have to calculate pi which is 3.14 and the radius squared....
Simmons-Uhhhhh, speak english.....
Guy-Errrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
Jessica-HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy-Oh, hello Jessica.....how are you and Cody doing?
Jessica-Who?
Guy-CODY, your BOYFRIEND.
Jessica-Oh yeah! Hehehe! Hey! Did you know I rhymed in that last sentence!
Guy-That was more like a meaningless outburst, but yes.
Jessica-Yay! I knew you caught it!
Guy-Hehe......right......I just hope I don't catch this ignorance that's been flying around....
Simmons-Allrighty then, turn to your funny-soundin stuff that G over there pointed out.
*Guy groans slightly and sinks in his chair.*
*It is now fourth period, P.E. for Cody and Guy.*
Cody-Dude, where's the coach?
Guy-You got me.
*Suddenly, a man is seen falling from the ceiling without moving. Before he hits the ground he somehow flips onto his feet. It is the P.E. coach Rolento.*
Rolento-Ready?
Guy-Sir, how come you have a solid fall? That odd-looking one-frame fall?
Rolento-No questions!
*Rolento hits Guy over the head with his baton.*
Cody-Haha! You got bonked!
Guy-Shut up.....
Rolento-Okay, all the football players line up by the bleachers. All you lazy people who just suited out to get a grade, go play kickball or something.
*All the students go to their lines.*
Guy-I bet this is gonna be fun....
Cody-What? What could possibly ruin this?
*Suddenly a familiar "Eyahahaha" is heard.*
Guy-That.
Cody-Oh damn its.........Damnd.
*Damnd walks into the gym, pushing smaller people away as he walks by. He stands in the football line with the others.*
Damnd-Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllll, if it isn't Grody and Why.
Guy-That's GUY.
Cody-Who's Grody?
Damnd-You are!
Cody-Why?
Damnd-No, that's the other one.
Cody-Other what?
Damnd-The other guy!
Cody-There's another Guy! Wow man! Somebody else has your name! Let's beat him up after school!
Damnd-No you idiot!
Guy-Give it up Damnd, you'll never get through to him.
*Suddenly, Rolento rolls by the whole football line tossing grenades. Half the room explodes. All the people remaing in the football line are charred black.*
Guy-Now why do you suppose he did that?
*The gym door opens up and the janitor, Belger, walks in.*
Belger-DAMNIT!!!! Rolento you crazy-ass you've done it again! Every day you gotta blow up something! Why don't you take it outside for once!! I swear! One of these days I will own you! I will own this entire city!!!
*Belger grabs his mop and begins cleaning up the area. The kids leave the gym and go to lunch.*
*Cody and Guy entire the insanely long lunch line of people who do nothing but cut in line and make life worse for others. (You remember that in Junior High don't ya?) In the front of the line, Damnd and Abigail are talking.*
Damnd-It was so cool last night man! Brittney Spears' top flew off in the middle of the concert! Im glad my little sister recorded that!
Abigail-Damnit man! I missed it! So did they look real?
Damnd-Who cares about that?! They were there!!!
Abigail-Yeah man!!!
Damnd-Yeah and......ah crap.....here comes Sodom....
Abigail-Oh no......
*A tall kid with a samurai helmet on comes walking up to Damnd and Abigail.*
Sodom-Hey guys! What's up?
Damnd-Go away Sodom! We don't want ya here!
Sodom-Come on guys! Let me join your gang! I promise I will be a good member!
Abigail-DAMNIT SODOM!!! JUST LEAVE!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Abigail starts banging his head against the wall repeatedly.*
Damnd-And how come you never take that stupid mask off?
Sodom-I can't.....
Damnd-Why?
Sodom-Cause I glued it on.....
*After a few minutes, Cody and Guy finally make their way to the front of the line. Guy see's the hole in the wall made by Abigail's head.*
Guy-Might as well use his head for SOMETHING I guess....
Cody-Hahaha! Look! I can stick my head in it!
*Guy groans as Cody sticks his head into the large hole. They progress some more through the line and get their lunch trays. The lunch lady/man Andore just stares at them blankly.*
Guy-Hello Andore....
Andore-Today's special is meat enchilada's and peanut butter surprise. Don't forget to have at least one vegetable on your tray and some milk.
Guy-Uhhhhhh........so what's new with you?
*There is a long pause.*
Andore-Today's special is meat enchilada's and peanut butter surprise. Don't forget to have at least one vegetable on your tray and some milk.
Cody-Is he broken?
Guy-I don't know.
Andore-Today's special is-----
Guy-WE KNOW!
*Cody and Guy get their lunch trays and sit down. Jessica comes skipping over to their table and sits by Cody.*
Jessica-CODY!
Cody-JESSICA!
*Both of them hug eachother and start saying odd pet names to eachother. Guy raises an eyebrow and sighs.*
Jessica-So what did ya do today?
Cody-Well I got a C today in science!
Jessica-Wow! That's like the best grade and stuff!
Cody-Yeah it is! And in P.E. I got blown up!
Jessica-Really? Did it hurt?
Guy-Someone who had no brain feels no pain.....
Jessica-Hehehe! Wow Guy! You rhymed!
*Guy smiles very stupidly to mock her.*
Guy-Yeah I did, didn't I?
Cody-Your wierd man.
*At that moment, Mike Haggar, the school's principal, walks over to their table.*
Haggar-And how are you fine children doing today?
Jessica-DADDY!!!!
*Jessica jumps up from the table and hugs her father. She sits back down beside Cody.*
Haggar-Is the lunch okay today?
Guy-No.
Cody-YEP!
Haggar-That's great to hear.
Guy-Errrrrrr.......
Haggar-Cody, you better be taking good care of my daughter.
Cody-Yeah I am. Hey sir! I got a C today in Mr. Axel's class! That's like the best grade!
*Haggar pauses for a moment and raises his eyebrow. He looks at Guy. Guy looks back at him and shrugs.*
Haggar-That's.........good Cody......very good. Keep it up....
*Outside the window, Edi-E is chasing kids around with his nightstick. He beats down a few kids and chases some more down.*
Haggar-Oh boy, excuse me kids.
Jessica-Bye daddy!
Cody-Yeah! Bye daddy!
*Haggar looks back at Cody and gives a nervous smile.*
Haggar-God forbid that boy to become my son-in-law.....
*After all the classes are over for the day, Cody and Guy begin to walk home.*
Cody-Well that was an interesting day.
Guy-Very...
Cody-Hey! I'll race you home!
Guy-Wait Cody, My house is-----
*Before Guy can finish his sentence, Cody starts running in the middle of traffic and gets hit by a truck. Guy's eyes widen as he looks at Cody's lifeless body. Cody then just jumps right back up.*
Cody-Crazy driver! Watch where your going!
*Guy's jaw drops as he see's that Cody just survived getting hit by a delivery truck going 60 miles an hour.*
Cody-What are you waiting for man? Let's go!
*Guy scratches his head and walks in the other direction towards HIS house. He knows that Cody will just forget that he was behind him anyway.*
**MORE TO COME:All your junior high experiences come back to you in humorous ways! Cody and Guy must survive the rest of the year!**