A very quick sonfic I decided to write. I love this song and whenever I listen to it, I think about Lulu.
Not my best work at all. But hope you enjoy! :)
-Lissy
Sixteen-year-old Lulu Punchalower was sitting on a park bench on a bright and sunny day, bored out of her mind. Her parents had forced her to go to the park and have a bit of exercise, but she already had enough exercise from running laps in gym for the whole year. It was so horrible...
The only thing that was keeping her in the park was this really cute guy next to her that was reading a book. He had this totally cool messy brown hair, pale skin, and glasses. Lulu classified him as the 'cute and nerdy' type of guy.
But unfortunately, staring at the guy was getting kind of boring. Luckily, she brought her iPod. So, putting on a pair of cool, black sunglasses, she began listening to some music. To her dismay, she couldn't sing. So she just said the words out loud for the fun of it, not caring if anyone were to see. It wasn't as if she was going to say them without expression. That would be lame. Then the strawberry-blonde haired girl closed her eyes in an attempt to relax.
Meanwhile...
Seventeen-year-old Theo Bartholomew had been secretly spying on Lulu for quite some time. After that second year at School of Fear, Theo had begun to develop feelings for the very girl who, on a daily basis, insulted him.
He even convinced his parents to move to Providence, Rhode Island, just to be with her. But he knew that wasn't enough to get her to like him. He had lost quite a lot of weight, grew his hair, and even dressed in a cooler way.
She didn't know anything about him being there, though. So, today he decided to surprise her. He followed her to the park she was in and sat down at the same bench that she was sitting at.
"Lulu, it's me, Theo," the teenager said with a smile, not realizing that Lulu was listening to music with the volume on full blast. And that's when she started talking.
"You say that I'm messing with your head."
"Lulu, you kind of do that all the time-"
"All because I was making out with your friend."
"Wait, you did what with my friend-?"
"Love hurts, whether it's right or wrong."
"That's the opposite I wanted to tell you. Lulu, I love-"
"I can't stop 'cause I'm having too much fun."
"Well, I guess I can see that...But really, I just wanted to say I-"
"You're on your knees, begging 'please stay with me' "
"Well, I'm not technically on my knees. But I do want you to stay with me and be mi-"
"But honestly, I just need to be a little crazy!"
"You kind of are acting crazy, Lu-!"
"All my life I've been good but now, whoa! I'm thinking 'what the hell' "
"Lulu, just to clarify things, you haven't exactly been good all your life. And what did I ever do to make you say that-?"
"All I want is to mess around-"
"You already do that. Lulu, can you please let me talk-"
"-and I don't really care about."
"Wait, about what? Are you talking about me-?"
"If you love me-"
"That's what I've been trying to say-!"
"if you hate me-"
"I certainly don't!"
"You can't save me, baby, baby."
"Save you from what, Lu? You're starting to worry me..."
"All my life I've been good, but now, whoa 'What the-"
Theo just couldn't stand it anymore. He needed to tell her right now.
So, he gently grabbed her face and kissed her on the lips, pulling away only a few seconds later saying, "Lulu, I love you!"
Lulu just stood up, slapped Theo, and screamed, "Who the hell are you?"
Theo just sighed and smacked his forehead.