Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, although I wish I did.

A/N: Written for the Nobody Can Ever Find Out About This challenge, ran by .Killjoys. My genre was humor, with the characters Krum and Cho. I was ecstatic when these characters came up…it only took three tries haha

I take a deep breath. I can't believe I agreed to this. I'm only doing it to make Cedric happy. I don't want to ruin our relationship over something so trivial. But, this does seem wrong.

Dear Krum,

I start the letter. I hope he will find the whole thing funny, but he probably won't.

This sounds ridiculous, I know, but I had to tell you. I'm sure you know that I am a seeker for Hufflepuff. I love watching you play. You are sooo hot, and you have the most amazing ability to play quidditch.

I laugh out loud. I hate watching him play, and Krum was so not hot. I don't understand everyone's obsession. Still, he does have nice abs.

Nobody can ever find out about this, though.

Even though it would be nice to brag, it would not be good, for the fact that I am "cheating" on Cedric, or helping Cedric cheat in the tournament is not something I want advertised. Then what will Harry think of me? If only Cedric had asked me to distract Harry. Then, this would be one of the best nights of my life.

I would really like to snog with you tonight, though. Maybe do a little bit more than snog.

Whatever it takes to help Cedric win, I sigh. Anyway he's too distracted to do anything more with me than research information on the Egg. The event was in three days, and my job was to distract Krum as much as possible.

The only reason why this would only remotely work is because Hermione will be too busy helping both Krum and Harry to give Krum what he wants. I know that Krum will abide to my bait.

And, I guess this will be funny, because I will be pulling one over on Hermione, Krum, and everyone else. Everyone else will be thinking that Krum is just a daft chap, when in reality, it's all my fault that he won't do well.

And, in a way I'm pulling one over on Cedric, too. He thinks that I am miserable about doing this. But, I'm not, because it means I get to have practice. And, who doesn't like snogging relatively hot, foreign quidditch players?

Don't reply to this letter. If you want to have a night of pleasures, meet me by the lake at midnight

Love,

Cho Chang 3

I realize that this will be fun. It would be hard for a night like this to not be fun. I run up to the Owlry to send my letter. As soon as a school letter flies away towards the Durmstrang Ship.

A/N: So now you are sitting there thinking that this wasn't funny, right? I know it wasn't. I am not a funny person. I cringed when I saw the genre, but wanted the challenge. So, yeah, it's lame. Deal with it, and feel free to review on how it wasn't funny.