it's that simple

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"You're really annoying."

"Yes, so you keep telling me." She replied bored, casually flipping over the next page of the glossy magazine before her. She was lying flat on her stomach, her legs bent at the knees, feet tending back towards her rear.

"You don't seem to believe me." He drawled out glaring at his pink-haired teammate.

"I wonder why?" She bit back sarcastically as he continued to bore his eyes into her skull as if it would harm her.

"Your Katon might be more efficient at burning a hole in my head than your eyes." She said with the same lack lustre tone, flipping another page of her magazine. She had an innate ability to piss Sasuke off, it was as if she knew exactly what buttons to press and he rose to the bait every time. This time however, he would win.

"Ahhhh," Sakura screamed as Sasuke blew a Katon at her magazine lighting it on fire, "What the hell!" she yelled, jumping up trying to put out the small fire with her foot.

"It sounded like you were doubting the abilities of my Katon." He answered blandly whilst she stomped her foot up and down on the sizzling paper.

"You really are a psycho." She muttered and he glared at her.

"If I bother you that much why don't you leave?" He grumbled crossing his arms whilst she removed the tattered remains of her magazine from the floor.

"This is my apartment." She deadpanned.

"Well if you would just move in with me already." He mumbled but she heard him, it had been an incessant argument between the two for the last two months. Sakura wanted to keep her tiny apartment and the independence it gave her but Sasuke however, kept insisting she ought to move in to his larger, more expensive apartment.

"We've been through this." She sing-sang hoping to keep the tone light but the dark aura emanating from her lover told her otherwise.

"Sakura." he said warningly, it was the type of tone he used when he was reaching his limit. Sakura sighed.

"Sasu-cakes, stop being so moody." He glowered at her nickname and stood following her to the kitchen as she lifted a dustpan and brush.

"Move in with me." He said again, his tone serious and his stare intense.

"Sasuke, you already know my condition for moving in with you. And you're not ready." She said with a sigh, walking back into the living room to sweep up her magazine ashes.

Sasuke stood in the kitchen counting down...

3

2

1

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Sasuke what the hell is this?" screamed Sakura as she ran back into the kitchen to find her boyfriend, but he was gone and in his place was a note on the table.

'Marry me.'

- Sasuke

Ps. Start packing


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