KRRR: Okay….so before you read this, know that it is a CRACK FIC. My friends and I were having a get together and came up with this while playing a game. So…enjoy.

Once upon a time, there a rather handsome man named Sebastian Michaelis, who lived by himself with a magical griffin named Steve, who was actually a girl. One day, Sebastian and Steve walked into a beautiful field to pick some flowers, when suddenly, they came across a pot of magical candy. This pot of candy was guarded by a leprechaun named Grell. When Sebastian asked, politely of course, if they could have the magical candy, Grell said,

"Whatever"

and handed it over to them. Satisfied, Sebastian and Steve returned home. When Sebastian walked in through the front door, he saw a young boy and a bunny rabbit. The boy ran off with a small cane and some chocolate while the bunny told Steve,

"You're adopted."

"I knew it!" Steve cried.

The bunny looked at him, quite annoyed.

"No you didn't."

"Well I suspected!"

You see, during Steve's childhood, he was given away to a bunch of bunnies, who raised him. Steve had known he was different and often went around shouting,

"I'm a dragon! Rawr!"

No matter what his parents told him,

"Steve, sweetie, you're bunny."

"Steve, you aren't a dragon, son,"

he didn't believe them and continued with his "little game".

Now, Steve was upset and ran away. Sebastian sighed and wondered why things like this often happened to him. At that moment, two girls popped up on his shoulders. On one side, was a girl with kitty ears, on the other a blond with purple streaks.

"The reason why is because we're the authors who are incredibly bored." Said the kitty-eared girl.

"But don't worry, Sebastian! I still love you!" the other said, giving him a peck on the cheek while blushing.

"C'mon. We should get going."

"Agreed."

With that, the two disappeared, leaving a terribly confused and exhausted Sebastian.

The End…..