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A TV rolled onto the road in front of the starting line and flickered on, Chris McLean appearing on it. "Welcome back to Total Drama Jobs, where our first challenge is about to begin. As you can see, I'm already at the finish line, and this TV will be what starts the race. Let's take a look at our contestants, shall we?"
(Airport Port-a-Potty Confessional Booth)
Lindsay –"I hope Carl realizes I don't have a license. Me and Tyler signed a pact when we started dating that we wouldn't get a license until the other one did, and we're both still waiting for that point."
Noah - "Yeah, I don't have a license, but is that really a problem when Zeke's going to be driving? I mean, seriously, Chris."
Katie – "Okay, I didn't want to talk at all when we started out this season, because I have no Sadie with me! SADIE! ... Anyway, so I was thinking that Sadie would want me to win this season! So who can I align with... Well, Gwen made it to the final two in season one but she doesn't like me, same with Duncan. That Alejandro guy though, he made it far last season, and he barely knows me! Plus, he's a hot guy... I should totally team up with him!
Katie walked over to Alejandro, who was just about to get into his car. "Hey... Al, is it?"
"Alejandro."
"Oh, yeah, right. See, uh, I was wondering if..." Katie hesitated.
"What? Spit it out, amiga!" Alejandro demanded.
"Doyouwanttogooutwithme?" Katie blurted out.
Alejandro stared.
Katie stared.
(Airport Port-a-Potty Confessional Booth)
Katie –"Stupid, stupid! You don't ask for an alliance by asking someone out!"
Alejandro - "Well, see, I don't like Heather. At all. So get those loco rumors out of your heads, viewers! Anyway, I don't know Katie that well, but from my small knowledge of Total Drama contestants, I know that she's easy manipulation. I was going to ask her or Eva for an alliance anyway, since they're the two females in this season that weren't in World Tour. I might as well say..."
"Of course, querida. Your beauty won me over at first glance." Alejandro answered.
Katie squealed, "Really?"
Alejandro winced, and then replied, "Why not? You're certainly the nicest girl here, and may I add you're beautiful."
Katie giggled, "Oh, stop."
"Well, perra, I must be going!" Alejandro said, stepping into his car.
"Perra? What does that mean?" Katie asked.
"Er... Beautiful woman, of course." Alejandro asked.
Katie squealed, and walked away. "I love you, baby! Eeeiiii! I totally have a hot boyfriend!"
Alejandro rolled his eyes and stepped into his car. That was too easy.
As Katie walked to her car, she heard a "Pst." She turned to her left and saw Lindsay waving her over.
"What, Lindsay?"
"Let me give you some advice as a friend, Kaili; Don't trust Adolpho! He's a meanie!" Lindsay warned.
Katie gasped, "Okay, I'll avoid him!"
Lindsay gave her a thumbs-up and Katie walked away.
(Airport Port-a-Potty Confessional Booth)
Lindsay –"I hope Kim listens to me cause that would be like sooo bad if she didn't."
Katie - "Lindsay's so nice! I'll avoid Adolpho just for her! Now, I need to win this race to be with Alejandro!"
Katie passed Justin, who was also heading toward Alejandro's car. When he reached the car, he knocked on the window. Alejandro rolled his eyes, and then rolled down the window. "What, culo?"
"Why, thank you for the compliment! See, I just need some advice..."
"Go away." Alejandro said, rolling up his window.
Justin frowned.
(Airport Port-a-Potty Confessional Booth)
Justin –"So this season, I want to use my good looks to my advantage, like I tried in Action. I didn't do that good, but Alejandro did great last season with his looks, so I wanted advice. Too bad I'm probably going to have to do it by myself this season..."
Alejandro - "Since when am I so popular? But of course, no one can resist my charms now that I've got them back."
"The race begins in one minute," Chris boomed over the intercom. Justin raced back to get into his car. They were all at the starting line.
"3..."
(Airport Port-a-Potty Confessional Booth)
Eva –"I BETTER WIN THIS!"
Tyler - "Er, I don't have a license."
Izzy – "Izzy's got a license, what are you talking about?" *shows book of matches to camera.*
Duncan – "Yeah, I got this in the bag. These losers won't know what hit them!"
"2..."
(Airport Port-a-Potty Confessional Booth)
Geoff –"It'd be nice to win, but I'm really here for a good time."
Bridgette - *eyes twitching.* "Time to prove I'm not boring!"
DJ – *sighs.*
Trent – "I got to win Gwen back, and who doesn't like a good driver?"
"1..."
(Airport Port-a-Potty Confessional Booth)
Gwen – "This is stupid."
Ezekiel – *makes guttural noises.*
LeShawna – "These fools don't know what Leshawna's gonna do. Ain't no way Shawnie's losing this one now, especially without that BLEEP Heather here."
Sierra – "Win it for Cody, Sierra. WIN IT FOR CODY!"
Harold – "I learned how to drive at Daytona Steve's Driving Camp. He didn't give me a license though but I totally told him everything about how a car works. Do you want to hear it too? *camera fades to statics while Harold keeps talking*"
"GO!"
The cars raced off, in a general tie. Suddenly, Harold took lead. "Steve, I knew you'd never fail me!"
"No way is Harold going to pass me!" LeShawna yelled, as she took the lead!
Noah yawned, and pulled back to be in last place. "Why would I want the responsibility of picking a team? No, thank you."
Alejandro's car suddenly slowed down. He exited the car to check it out, and found a flat tire, "Un pinchazo! Diablos!"
Katie saw Alejandro's plight, and pulled her car up to his. "Need a lift?"
Alejandro smiled and said, "Sure. Just let me drive."
Katie giggled and said, "Okay."
Alejandro took the driver's seat, but everyone had passed them. Well, not everyone...
"Come on, Ali, I don't want to be in last." Noah smirked.
Alejandro yelled, "Be quiet, Noah!" and passed Noah.
"Just as planned," Noah smiled.
Meanwhile, LeShawna was still in the lead. "Oh yeah. I am so gonna rock this one!" LeShawna yelled.
"I believe I rock more," Trent said, as he took the lead!
"Not so fast!" said Gwen, taking the lead from him.
"Gwen?" Trent whimpered.
Meanwhile, nearer back, Alejandro and Katie were taking on speed, passing LeShawna! "We're so awesome, aren't we, Ally Wally?"
"No pet names, senorita."
"Sorry."
Back in the front, Gwen was still in lead, when Eva became neck and neck with her. "THIS IS MY LEAD, PUNK!" Eva yelled.
Eva soon pressed a button on her steering wheel. "AUTOPILOT ROCKS!" Eva yelled, as she jumped onto Gwen's car.
"What the..." Gwen pondered.
Eva started punching the car. "YOU! WON'T! WIN!" Gwen's car started slowing down, so Eva jumped back over to her car, which showed no signs of stopping. "TAKE THAT SUCKER!" Eva yelled, as she jumped into her seat, and regained control of her car.
"GWEN!" Trent yelled.
Gwen's car exploded, leaving only the seat Gwen was sitting in intact. Everyone quickly passed her, including Noah.
"Sorry, but I don't think passing you's going to hurt my chances of losing," Noah smirked.
Gwen growled in frustration as she unbuckled her seatbelt.
Meanwhile, in the front, Eva was clearly winning! "HA! I'm going to fill my team with rocks! Then, you'll all be eliminated, and the season will be done already!"
Alejandro and Katie looked at each other. "You know that won't work, right?" Katie yelled.
"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY WINNING!" Eva yelled.
"You want to see a winner?" Duncan passed Eva and took the lead.
"GAH!" Eva yelled, and put her car back into autopilot mode. She then jumped onto Duncan's car's back window. "LET ME IN!"
"Ah!" Duncan yelled, and then turned on the automatic wipers for the back. Eva flew back into her car. "That worked? Wow."
Eva yelled, "I'LL GET YOU DUNCAN, AND YOUR LITTLE CAR TOO!" But, alas, Duncan was too far up for Eva to attempt another jump, so she went back to driving, with an angry expression on her face. However, she soon heard a bump on top of her car. "What the..."
Ezekiel was jumping over the cars to try to get the lead! He growled, and then jumped over Duncan's car taking the lead!
"Wait a second, dork! You can't win a car race without a car!" Duncan pointed out.
All of a sudden, Ezekiel's car landed in front of him.
"Wait. That doesn't make any sense!" Duncan yelled.
Ezekiel stuck out his tongue at Duncan, as he took the lead, officially.
Justin's car strutted its way to first place, suddenly. Ezekiel growled, and Duncan asked, "Wait a sec. How does a car strut?"
Justin put his out of the window and said, "By learning from me."
Duncan was confused. "... That still doesn't make any sense. At all."
Duncan had little time to think, as Lindsay's car bumped into him! "Hey, watch it!"
"Sorry, Danny! I don't have a license!" Lindsay yelled.
Duncan facepalmed as Lindsay passed him. "This is going to be the worst season yet."
Lindsay then passed Ezekiel and Justin, taking the lead! "Yay, I'm going to win!"
"No, you aren't!" Justin yelled.
"Sorry, I can't hear you, John!" Lindsay yelled back.
Suddenly, DJ came up from behind. "Sorry, Lindsay, but I need to win this! I don't want to have good people on my team again if I'm still cursed!"
"Oh, okay, Darren!" Lindsay let DJ take the lead!
"Thanks, Lindsay!" DJ yelled.
"No prob!"
Bridgette suddenly bumped into Lindsay. "Watch it, Bonnie!" Lindsay yelled.
Bridgette yelled, "I AM NOT BORING!" and took the lead!
"Wow, Bridgette is right, she isn't boring! Izzy's the least boring girl here though and she totally upgraded her car while she was racing! Uh huh! That's why it's totally fast now." Izzy said as she took the lead!
"GAH!" Bridgette yelled. "I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!" A tranquilizer dart hit her suddenly. "Tuesday is applesauce day," she said as she went unconscious. However, just before she was unconscious, she pressed autopilot on hers.
Sierra blew the smoke off her tranquilizer gun. "Never leave home without it!"
"YAY! Sierra let Izzy take lead!" Izzy yelled.
"Not quite..." Sierra said, taking the lead.
Izzy hissed, "YOU ARE A SHAME TO PETER OLDRING, SIERRA!"
"... Who's that?" Sierra asked, but Izzy could not hear, due to Tyler driving over her car.
"GET OFF THE IZZYMOBILE!" Izzy yelled at Tyler.
"Sorry, but I don't know how to drive! AHHHHHHHHH!" Tyler yelled, scared, as he passed Sierra and took the lead.
The finish line was in sight. "Is that a... hotel?" Sierra asked.
Tyler turned around, and said, "I don't know!" Suddenly, Geoff passed him!
"PARTY!" Geoff said as he passed the finish line first!
"Huh?" Tyler said as he got second place.
"Hotel? Without Cody? NO!" Sierra said as she got third place.
Chris walked out of the hotel doors, "And Geoff, Tyler, and Sierra are the team captains! What will their teams be named? Who will be on their teams? What's the deal with this hotel? And when will everyone finish the race? Find out, after the break!"
Author's Note: Sorry for the extremely long wait. My partner's computer died in June, and it still hasn't been fixed. So, now I have a new partner for the time being, and here's your new chapter!
So Geoff, Tyler, and Sierra are team captains. I promise, the teams will be revealed completely next chapter! In case you were wondering, the final race order was this.
1. Geoff
2. Tyler
3. Sierra
4. Izzy
5. Bridgette
6. DJ
7. Lindsay
8. Justin
9. Ezekiel
10. Duncan
11. Eva
12. Trent
13. Alejandro/Katie
14. LeShawna
15. Harold
16. Noah
17. Gwen
18. Alejandro's Car
I promise the next chapter won't take nearly as long to post as this one! This is still my first fanfic, so review please!