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Author's Note: For a project a friend and I decided to try to write a fourth season for Total Drama, featuring all the losers of past seasons. We decided on a theme of job-related challenges in sunny Los Angeles! Here's the first chapter, and enjoy!

Outside LAX...

Chris McLean began his beginning spiel; "Welcome to season 4 of Total Drama, viewers! I'm Chris McLean, and this season, we're in sunny L. A., with all the worst losers from the past seasons! Since I'm- certain we all know how reality TV show fame is fleeting, we're going to be help our loseriffic contestants find a new back-up career in this season of Total. Drama. Jobs!"

Chris McLean began to explain, "Now, we haven't told the contestants the theme of this season, and we're going to keep this charade going on for a bit. In case the viewers at home are wondering, Chef's hiding at the place we're staying this season setting things up. Here they come! Being eliminated fourth in Total Drama Island, the best looking, besides me of course, here's Justin!"

Justin strutted out of the terminal booth, removed his designer sunglasses, and began to speak. "L.A., huh? Good thing to know I'll still have the best tan in the cast. My gorgeous looks are too good to be destroyed by yours, Chris."

Chris McLean stared over, shocked. "Uh... okay? Well... yeah, there's a port-a-potty over there, if you need to make a confessional, by the way. For now, go stand over there; you're taking away from my me time. Go, shoo already!"

Justin walks over toward the left of Chris McLean to pose, causing Chris McLean to roll his eyes before continuing, "Prima donna... Next up, we have the fifth eliminated contestant from Total Drama World Tour, and the hottest female contestant, Lindsay!"

Lindsay ran out of the terminal, squealing loudly, "Like ohmigod, this is happening! Another season, and this time in Lost Angles! I totally failed geometry though! ..."

Chris McLean pointed out, ""... This is Los Angeles, Lindsay..."

"Oh wait, you're sooo right! And now that I think about it, that wasn't geometry I failed, I failed geography! Haha, sorry!" Lindsay apologized, as she laughed to herself and walked over to stand in a line next to Justin.

Chris McLean, once again, rolled his eyes at the two, but then turned over to the camera to move on. ""Two highly educated individuals, those two... Next, we have the first contestant eliminated in Total Drama Action, everyone's favorite boring surfer girl, Bridgette!"

Bridgette walked out, glaring at Chris McLean. "Chris, I'm not boring!"

"Yes, you are," Chris McLean pointed out.

"... So," Bridgette whispered.

"Awkward..." Chris McLean pointed out monotonously, as he gestures Bridgette to walk away so he could continue. "Anyway... Our next contestant was eliminated second in Total Drama World Tour. Introducing, our own little nerd, Harold!"

Harold then ran out and started faking a guitar riff, "Yo guys! I'm going to win this season! I've been taking lessons from Risky Steve's Gambling Camp!"

"What does a reality show have to do with gambling?" Bridgette asked, still annoyed she had been called boring earlier.

"... I honestly have no clue," Harold answered.

"Then why did you bring it up?" Chris McLean asked.

"Uh..."

Chris McLean facepalmed, as did Justin and Bridgette. Chris McLean then said, "Ugh, Harold... Just go stand over there before I'm tempted to eliminate you on the spot."

Harold walked over to stand by Bridgette while remaining absolutely silent.

Chris McLean exclaimed, "Well. That was odd. Next up, we have the contestant eliminated second in Total Drama Island, a girl who really needs to take anger management classes... No, I'm serious, she does. Anyway, here's Eva!"

Eva kicked open the glass door to the terminal, shattering it, before screaming out in a rage, "THIS WASN'T IN MY CONTRACT, MCLEAN!"

The four other contestants stared wide-eyed at Eva, while Chris McLean laughed out loud. "Heh heh, actually, it was. It says in your contract that you signed up for all possible future seasons of the show, if we 'draft' you. You've just been drafted, missy."

"ARE. YOU. SERIOUS?" Eva asked.

Harold interjected, knowingly, "Actually, he is, Eva."

Eva yelled, "ARGHHH! SHUT UP, HAROLD!" while running up to him and punching him in the stomach.

"AHH!" As he fell down to the ground, Harold screamed out some more. "My intestines!"

Chris McLean laughed. "Haha. See, this is why I love this show! I don't even have to do all the torture! Anyway, next up we have the other first contestant eliminated from Total Drama Action, the cool dude, Geoff!"

Geoff walked out through the hole Eva had left. "Hey guys. What's with the hole?"

"Heh, heh. That's what she said!" Harold exclaimed.

Eva punched him again.

"MY ARMPIT!"

As Geoff walked over to calm down Eva, Chris McLean continued, ""Next up, eliminated fourth from Total Drama World Tour, we have the queen of being, well, herself, here's LeShawna."

Walking out, LeShawna posed for the camera before walking toward the cast. ""Ya girl's back for another season, y'all! Watch out world, 'cause it's LeShawna's turn to get her shine time! I ain't goin' down without a fight like last time, nuh uhn..."

""I'd suggest not bossing everyone around like you do so well," Chris McLean responded.

"Me, bossin' people around? Boy puh-leese!" LeShawna said, as she walked over to stand next to Geoff."

Chris McLean said, "I guess I'll leave that up to your other competitors... Anyway, next up we've got one of two nut jobs not named Lindsay coming out."

Lindsay interjected, "Hey! I'd like totally resent that... if I knew what you were even talking about..."

Chris McLean continued, "Oh-kay... whatever. So back to me, our next contestant is mentally insane and owes me six million dollars in debt. It's Sierra!"

Running out of the hole, Sierra began having a fanatic attack, "OMG, OMG, OMG! I can't wait for another season with Cody!"

"Er, yeah, about that... Cody didn't qualify, Sierra," Chris McLean smiled.

"..."

(Airport Port-a-Potty Confessional Booth)

Sierra –WHAT?

"..."

"You okay?" Bridgette asked.

"..." Sierra burst out crying, "CODY!"

"I'm still here if you want me," Harold eagerly pointed out, licking his lips.

Sierra and LeShawna gave Harold a death glare, when LeShawna said, "Girl, it'll be alright. Come on over here with me."

(Airport Port-a-Potty Confessional Booth)

Sierra –*sighs to herself* "I guess I'll have to win it for the both of us..."

Bridgette - "Oh, I feel so bad for Sierra... we all saw-what happened when I didn't have Geoff by my side - which I will add was so not boring of me to do, by the way!"

Sierra went over to stand by LeShawna as Chris McLean continued, "Well, now that that drama's over, time to make some more drama! Eliminated sixth from Total Drama Island, our favorite clumsy athlete, Tyler!"

Tyler ran through the hole and tripped over himself. He soon picked himself up and continued over. "Awesome! Are we in L.A.? Extreme!"

Chris McLean asked, "What's so extreme about L.A.?"

Tyler glared at Chris McLean and said, "The X-Games of course, bro!"

Chris McLean pointed out, "Not the winter ones."

"... ... Oh, yeah, you're right." Tyler went to stand next to Sierra, hanging his head in embarrassment.

Chris McLean went on, "Our next contestant was the fifth eliminated in Total Drama Island, Katie."

Katie walked out, awkwardly moving her way to stand in front and in between Justin and Lindsay.

"... Okay ... that was awkward. Next, we have the third eliminated contestant from Total Drama Island, and one of the few people who survived last season without being humiliated, Noah!"

Noah walked out of the hole, and looked around, as he then went over to stand next to Katie. "Hm... L.A., huh? Doesn't look as grimy as I thought."

Chris McLean continued, "Next up is the winner of Total Drama Action, Duncan!"

Duncan walked out, "Yeah, I'm the only winner here. Suck it, all of you!"

Noah remarked, "Hey, why is Arrogantus here? He's not a loser. Wait. He is, just not in this game."

Chris McLean answered, "He quit last season, remember, and quitters are losers."

As Duncan just stood next Chris McLean, Noah rolled his eyes. "Oh, aren't we lucky?"

Chris McLean started talking, "Our next person was the fifth eliminated from Total Drama Action, and almost won the first season, Gwen."

Gwen walked out of the terminal and then immediately ran over to Duncan, "Duncan!"

Duncan yelled "Gwen!"

Eva yelled "DIE!"

Chris McLean yelled "Stand next to Noah, Gwen."

Gwen complied as Noah folded his arms across his chest and spoke out. "Lucky me, I get the stalker's stalkee's stalkee. Stalker Inception; fun."

Gwen snarled, "Shut up, Noah."

Noah raised his eyebrows. "I bet that movie made you cry."

"ANYWAY," Chris McLean interrupted, "our next contestant was the fourth eliminated in Total Drama Action, the musician, Trent!"

Trent walked out, and said, "Hey, guys, what's up?" He saw Gwen. "GWEN? I'll stand next to you, protect you from Duncan."

Gwen said, "Thanks, but I don't need protection."

Noah snarled, "Yeah, you do. From both of these guys and Cody. Don't worry; I'm sure the local Walgreens will help with all your 'protection' needs."

Duncan noticed, "You're really gonna say that, dweeb?"

Noah raised his eyebrows, "Glad to know I'm worthy of being addressed this season, Duncan Donut."

"ENOUGH!" Chris McLean exploded. "Duncan, go stand next to Trent." As Duncan complied, Chris McLean continued, "Our next contestant was eliminated first both seasons he was in, and has become something... not human. Here's Ezekiel."

Ezekiel burst out of the hole, screaming guttural noises out of his throat. Chris McLean quickly shot a tranquilizer gun at him, which didn't miss. As Chris McLean moved Ezekiel to stand next to Trent, LeShawna remarked, "Okay, so there's a part of me wanting to ask you... why Ezekiel is participating?"

Chris McLean said, "Yeahhhh... I'm not answering that. Our next contestant nearly won last season, and is NOT a cyborg, Alejandro!"

Alejandro strutted out. "Amigos, amigas, Noah, it's a pleasure to see you all."

Noah snorted. "Chris, what are Fangirl and Scum-Scum doing here anyway?"

Harold added, "Yeah, they made it to the top four in their only season, dog!"

Chris McLean replied, "Harold, drop the rapper thing. Seriously, it's been three seasons already... it's not working. And the reason they're here is their contract dictated that they had to be on for three seasons."

Alejandro smiled and said, "Don't worry; I'm not an 'eel,' anymore, Noah!"

Noah snorted, "Whatever you say."

Chris McLean continued, "Our final female for the season was the third eliminated in Total Drama Action, the craziest girl ever. No, I really mean it. EVER! Izzy!"

Izzy jumped out of the hole, and started running around screaming, "Izzy's here! Now the game is fun! You'll never get rid of Izzy this season. Never ever! Mwahahaha!"

Chris McLean said, "Yeah, sure, that's great. Stand next to Alejandro."

Izzy did so, and asked, "Hehe. Hey, Al, do you have a toy barn? Because I want to buy a woody!"

As Harold barfed, Alejandro soon stressed, "Alejandro."

Izzy said, "Okay!"

Chris McLean finished, "Our last contestant of the season quit Total Drama Action. He's also the wimpiest guy here, DJ!"

DJ walked out of the hole sheepishly.

(Airport Port-a-Potty Confessional Booth)

DJ –"Another season..."

DJ asked, "Where do I need to stand, Chris?"

Chris McLean blinked and said, "Next to Izzy."

DJ did so, and said, "Thank you."

Chris McLean said, "That was weird. Anyway, I'm sure you're all interested in this season's theme. I'm sure you've noticed you're all major losers."

Lindsay pointed out, "Wait! Didn't you tell us that, Christina?"

Chris McLean said, "No, Lindsay, Chef did. Now, I'm not telling you the theme. No, we're going to have a challenge, a race to where the season is taking place." Chris McLean gestured behind him, at a parking lot full of fancy cars, "I have eighteen Dolls-Choice cars behind me. We have a series of confessional booths lined up from this airport to the place. All the cars have keys in them, ready to go. We're having a street race to the place, and the first three contestants there will be team captains. Go to your cars, everyone!"

As everyone ran to the cars, Chris McLean turned to the camera, "Who will win the race? Where is the season taking place? What will be the teams? Who will be the first eliminated? And how am I going to beat all the contestants to the place? Find out after the break!"

Author's Note: If you read this, I ask you to please review it, since this is the first fanfic for us both. Also, as an author, I'm curious: Who are you, the reader, rooting for? Review!