Idea Ten, The mane problem.
Rarity just sat there staring; soon a scream was heard throughout all of Ponyville.
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"Pinkie Pie stop please stop touching my head" Rarity stated with a firm if angry manner that the partying pony wouldn't stop poking at the fact that she lost her mane at least her tail was still effervescent.
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"You can't use the poison jokes effects forever Rarity the poison joke does eventually wear out even if you don't cure it." Twilight poked at Hairity thick hair covering her whole body who stomped her hoof at Twilight.
"But what else am I to do, if I cure myself of the poison joke my mane will just fall out again and your magic didn't help much after you made my coat fall out." Rarity used her horn to put two hair clips to keep the shaggy hair out of her eyes; she went on to give Twilight the most pathetic look she could muster. "Hey, at least I fixed your coat, but your mane is whole different story altogether, I don't know why my spell didn't work and backfired on you Rarity. Have you been doing anything lately to cause it to fall out like it did, like use your magic the wrong way, you became too stressed or maybe someone snuck into your room and took your mane off while you were sleeping?"
"No there was nothing that cut my hair Twilight, It just fell out and now I'm ugly, ugly like a mule. Maybe a mule cursed me to never have my fine well washed and pampered normal mane back ever again." Rarity was obviously distraught about all this and Pinkie wasn't helping either by holding a side by side comparison picture of Rarity in the background.
"Hey I don't see what the problem is your still Rarity to me, so your having a little mane problem, my family had a problem with my mane after became all kinked up like it is right now. It just wouldn't stay straight so they stopped fussing about it, then they got used to it and actually kind of liked it after a while." Pinkie was trying to help cheer up Rarity all day; it just wasn't working very well.
"But that's because your mane looks beautiful straight or curly darling, but I don't have mine at all or I wouldn't without the poison joke affecting me and I can't even style this frizzy mess." Rarity pitifully sat there looking glum, at least Rainbow, Applejack and Fluttershy didn't know about this.
Oh, no… Rarity just realized she was supposed to meet Fluttershy at the spa today, she couldn't be seen like this by anyone else that hadn't already!
End of idea ten.
Final Note: Not exactly a parody of anything, I would like to see someone write a story using 'mane' as a pun in the title like this.
