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Disclaimer:I will never own Maximum Ride or Soul Eater. Those belong to James Patterson and Atsushi Ohkubo. If you sue me, all you'll get is pocket lint.


Today at Shibusen was pretty much a normal day. Until told Maka, Soul, Tsubaki, Black Star, Kid, Liz and Patty that Shinigami-sama had a mission for them.

"If this is another stupid set-up, that will be uncool on so many levels."Soul said, remembering the Sid and Stein event. The team reached Lord Death's office.

"I'll call him." Maka offered as she stepped forward to the mirror. She wrote out the letters 42-42-564. Lord Death appeared.

"Wassup 'sup? How are ya?"Shinigami-sama said cheerily.

"Fine. said you have a mission for us." Maka responded with a look of curiosity.

"Oh! Yes, I have a very important mission. It's in California. There's a group of mad scientists who work in a place called the School. They do experiments on young children. They have found out about the kishins and meisters and such. They plan on turning into kishins and also making their experiments kishins. Some are already kishin. You must team up with six people. Those six people are meisters and weapons but they don't know. They were also made from the School but escaped. The leader, Maximum Ride was made to save the world. The mutants they make in the School would be very dangerous as kishins. If you don't succeed, it'll get ugly. Also, the six people you need to team up with are...Different." Lord Death informed.

"Different? ARE THEY BIGGER THAN ME? WAIT, NO THEY AREN'T. After-all, I WILL SURPASS GOD!" Black Star exclaimed. Soul rolled his eyes.

"You'll find out how they're different tomorrow. You'll travel by bus. Good luck!" Shinigami-sama clapped his large hands together and the mirror showed the reflections of them.

"If the six people came from the school, doesn't that mean they're mutants?" Kid questioned, trying to think of who they are.

"Yeah. See you guys tomorrow." Maka said waving goodbye with Soul as Tsubaki and Black Star left too.

"Maybe they're half giraffe! I'm gonna break their necks if they are!" Patty told them cheerfully as she skipped next to Liz. Liz rolled her eyes.

"I'm pretty sure they're not giraffes. Hey, Kid. You've been quiet. You okay?"Liz asked, concerned.

"Well, if we're teamed up those six people and add up how much people we are, (7+6) we would get 13. 13 IS NOT DIVISBLE BY 2! How are we going to stand across from each other and be symmetrical? If I don't find a way to make it even, I'm not worthy of being a Grim Reaper." Kid rambled on, pouted and sobbing.

"Oh great. Look, Kid they might have a extra person tomorrow. Forget symmetry for once." Liz tried to comfort. Patty was giggling but tried to help Liz by patting Kid on the back hard. I honestly wonder if Kid can do this mission if there isn't an extra person, Liz thought. Soon, Kid was convinced to just go home and sleep. The next day was going to be interesting.


Ah...Kid and his OCD. My favorite character.